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Now, let's go, go, go!
And she's either killed herself or become a lesbian.
You
WAYNE: Ever since then I've had this cosmic connection with Neil.
I saw Judith.
We've got a woman locked in the garage.
(GASPING)
Okay, fine, no more sex.
Oh, scrotum!
Yep, Sandy, remember me, J.D. McNugent?
Hmm. Yeah, and then you found Darren.
if you can dream it you can do it
Yeah, that thought had occurred to me.
Okay, good stuff. Tough crowd. I like that.
He's lactose intolerant.
(GRUNTING) COACH: Sportsmanship!
Thanks for meeting me. I know I just called you out of the blue.
Hello
What?
(SHRIEKS)
Neil! Neil! Neil!
Neil Diamond, Hot August Night, 1972.
Oh, he'll have a gin and tonic. Make that a gin and tonic.
Which man? Any man.
Who the hell are you?
This is a set list from the millennium concert. Look.
But from now on, I'll take care of Judith myself.
Oh, the man's a genius.
(IMITATES STATIC) The bat is leaving the cave.
Counseling? Yeah, yeah.
Okay. One more. One more. Come on.
I guess our invitations must've gotten lost in the mail
I want you to be laughin' like he just said somethin'…
I’m chafing
(CAWS)
Comin to Maedaaaaaaaaa
Um, I, uh…
Never heard of such a person ever!
You boys got any T.P.?
So, it's been years?
(KIDS GROANING)
Have fun.
WAYNE: Oh, that's Coach Norton.
(GRUNTING)
Get downstairs!
I'm sorry. I should leave.
MAN: (ON P.A.) And now Luigi will attempt the most dangerous stunt
Judith feels, and I think she's got a really good point here,
Okay, I'll… I'll talk to you guys later, okay?
I'm waiting for the right woman.
Okay, I guess I deserved that one, too, but now we're even, okay?
What? (WHISPERS) I want to leave.
(GROANING) Feel the burn. Come on now.
But, once you take your final vows,
DARREN: Wayne!
Because we're gonna kill you, right?
Uh, we were thinkin' that maybe
Just wait one minute, okay?
Lost another one Son of a bitch
probably like, "Oh, oh, I'm a mime.
(FLOOR CREAKS)
I missed her.
WAYNE: Gah!
Are you Alive?
I'm sorry. That hardly ever happens.
I'll help him. I'll help you with that.
You seem more the kind of woman that needs an assertive type of guy.
Come on. Move it! Ha, ha!
You're a Neil Diamond fan, too?
Who is your mommy?
♪ It's good to need you so ♪
Hi!
This has obviously led to increased whacking off.
By the power vested in me by the state of Washington,
careened off a cliff into a rocky gorge.
Of course. Coach, our house is your house, We gotta talk about it.
I think he'd make a wonderful husband. I don't want to meet him.
Kkkrrrrrrrrcchhh
And this…
then I have to give up becoming a nun.
but I've just been so happy spending time with Judith.
I swear. I swear.
(MUTTERING NERVOUSLY)
What? Ever since she moved in with him, she's controlled his life.
I think he left his Vespa helmet.
Yeah, yeah, starting next week, I'll be known as Mr. Darren Fessbeggler.
BOTH: Two, three, four.
Got it?
Oh, totally.
Please, have a seat.
Huh. Yeah, and anyway, it's too late
I'm coming Robbie Skater8balz
Uh, where did you get these?
But now, let me explain.
We're gonna kidnap Judith and set Darren up with Sandy.
And only?
I think it’s possible that she didn’t send us invitations
Okay, give me the fries.
♪ We've been traveling far ♪
What?
Yeah, but with really great tits.
That got me pretty excited.
♪ You can leave ♪ ♪ your friends behind ♪
It was a talkative men's room… Mmm.
Come here. Hey there.
(CHEERING)
Spare her the pain of seeing us together.
Retrial. Got a judge that's a sports fan.
Where's your bird suit?
(HORN HONKS)
Okay? Okay.
She didn't like how his ass looked. Made him get butt cheek implants.