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Hey, uh, would you excuse me for just a moment?
Oh, my God! This is it!
like a nudist colony.
I'm gonna get a Chubby Checker with… Shh!
"I never want to see your face or your fake butt again."
J.D. is rapidly working his way up the ladder at Subway.
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Call the sun ♪ ♪ in the dead of night ♪
Ah, I knew it!
Darren!
You got your choice, porno or monster trucks.
(TWITTERING)
He's my puppet, and I'm his puppet master.
'Cause I don't like tall people. They bother me.
Yeah, well, I am training to become a nun, you know.
and compete in a kickboxing tournament.
Yeah.
Oh, I… I guess I missed it.
(SHOUTS)
I love catching up with old high school friends.
What? But they're my best friends.
CROWD: Oh!
Okay.
#raccoons #people #leafblowers #disctrays
God, uh, I will never mention Judith's name again, really.
Before WFH our collaboration was at an all time high of 93
Oh no problem, Coach.
Don't look back!
Hello. Hello. I "ruv" you.
(GRUNTS)
Cars 3
You're so beautiful, and I, um…
Young lady, so horny, so impatient.
♪ You and me ♪
Me, too.
Isn't one-and-only like one..and only?
Okay, she can't be far.
Judith's dead.
You want a drink? Hey, man.
Her family was with the circus.
But tomorrow’s casual Friday!
♪ Bring me right down ♪ ♪ with the blues ♪
(PHONE RINGING)
In a week I take my final vows.
Good. How'd you do it?
No one bosses me around. Wayne's not the boss of me.
♪ Sing it out ♪
Yeah, I think that you seem depressed and confused.
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You know, he still talks about you all the time.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
That's none of your business.
And the salsa bath. That was bad.
Yeah. It was a little weird.
(SCREAMS)
Dude, that…
You're on. Kick her ass.
Dude, how?
No touchdown! No touchdown! He's out of bounds!
Dude! Dude!
No, I am! Sandy, wait!
(MOANING)
He can't be here 'cause we're gettin' laid.
You may kiss the man.
Her mom was the bearded lady.
Oh.
Um, scotch on the rocks.
And ever since then, I've been afraid of toilets. Right.
Hey. I really appreciate you taking care of me.
You want to be gay with me
You stay as long as you like.
that Judith and I are getting married tomorrow.
(ZAPPING)
I'm taking my final vows on Sunday.
We stayed best friends throughout high school.
It's, uh, 10,000 apiece.
Sorry. Come on in.
Man. I still can't grow hair on my left nut.
Oh, right, 'cause you're gonna take her last name, huh?
Up yours! Go to hell!
Check this out. Last night,
♪ Holly holy, Holly ♪
I mean, I did pledge.
So?
That's enough. I don't want to hear anymore.
Looks like a Xerox.
You're just unsuccessful with women.
♪ All the time ♪
Either way, that's nice of you.
We don't think you're right for him.
What kind of feelings?
Congratulations. Thank you.
Because you're not killers.
Hello! Hey, Coach. Yeah, it's Wayne and J.D.
I'm with Sandy, but I can't stop talking about Judith.
Now, come on… Hey!
Absolutely.
Dude, she wants you. She thinks you're really cute. Really?