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You want to be gay with me?
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
We'll eat later.
She used her super intellect on me, man.
So you're meetin' Sandy for lunch.
NEIL DIAMOND: ♪ Sing, sing a song
Where? Okay, steady! Steady!
Why would that happen in a world?
That is perfect.
And he's playin' the forum in two weeks. Yeah.
H
♪ Today ♪
There's no fight left in you boys. You're nutless!
( WEDDING MARC PLAYING)
She knows who we are?
Oh, hey, guys.
That's J.D.
Hey, you strike me as a pretty responsible guy.
Sorry. I forgot my beer.
But, up until right now, they've only been words.
You didn't kill her.
In concert.
(COUNTRY GRAMMAR PLAYING)
Admit that I'm the deadly uncle you need
(GLASS SHATTERING)
You even said so yourself. She was your one-and-only someone!
but I'm not dropping Wayne and J.D.,
No, you don't understand. I'm not hittin' on ya.
that somewhere out there, my sweet Darren still loved me
♪ Hello ♪
I'm out of here. Darren!
♪ I got lost ♪ ♪ but I got through ♪
Need a place to crash. Get my shit together. Figure out my next move.
But that doesn't mean that we can't pleasure each other in other ways.
No, she, uh, won't be able to, 'cause you'll be wearing this.
I got three balls.
Good mornin'.
And Darren loves Sandy, no matter what he says. Definitely.
I love Neil...
Yeah. Yeah, but it's so much more than that.
Totally. Get down there and make your move.
It did? Mmm-hmm.
Dolby
(CROWD GASPS)
(GRUNTS) Don't!
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) Oh, excuse me. I'll get that.
This should keep you from biting.
Her brother was the .... Dog faced boy
Damn it!
Mmm.
(SCREAMS)
ALL: Right. I believe in happy endings.
Judith proposed to me. We're engaged.
I'm gone for a week, and you're screwing a nun?
and no foul play is suspected.
Sounds kinda like my truck.
I am so sorry. Don't be.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(WATER SPLASHING) That's me.
Why are you doing this?
and they were throwin' out some old food so, you know,
Get the lead out, boys! Hut, hut, hut!
Oh!
♪ Holly holy love ♪
Oh, yeah? One time I was drivin',
Hey, they're just havin' a drink together.
(GRUNTS)
Oh, my gosh. Neil Diamond!
Dude. Sorry.
♪ Sun's gonna rise ♪
Oh. Yeah, man. Come on. Give me a hug.
I'm not like that. I use magic.
WAYNE: I haven't located her yet.
♪ And to feel this way ♪
Oh, boys! What's for supper?
Yeah. Yeah! ♪ Sing it, sing it ♪
And he's not very bright.
All right. Okay, I'll do it.
Let's go. Go.
Really?
You ate her? Yeah.
Yep it’s the lug nut. Fixed it
Oh, and I got one that's both. Thanks, J.D.
No, you shouldn't. I'm so sorry.
Who? I want to meet him.
Yep, I was the third-string quarterback.
My guess is, if there ever was, you've already met her.
Come on Neil, turn on your hanklight
What else can I tell you about the second grade?
Oh, thank God. Hurry up.
Well, see you later, J.D.
Yeah. Wow.
What about me?
She's ruining our lives and yours.
Yeah, you were booed off the stage.
Hold on! And did I mention I was gay?
J.D.: Go left!
Great. Now we can't let her go.
I got some of that.
Yeah you… Slap his ass!
you should be.
Yeah, she's like, "I'm so excited to meet him," and everything.
Come on, come on. Go. Come on.
No! Coach!
High school, remember? You remember?
No, no, it's fine. Takes a little muscle.
Oh, which one? Yale, Harvard, Princeton?
Wayne, I'm going to become a nun.
(BUTTERFLY PLAYING)
Hey, check it out.
and he's gettin' ma…
I'm a…
and I probably look like a really…
I wanna party with you! I wanna party!
Huh?
Six. Is that all you have?