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What's goin' on?
Do you want to be gay with me?
I always knew I was different, and now I know why!
♪ Hello, my friends, hello ♪
(LAUGHING) He's still got it.
(LAUGHING)
Does that include celebrities?
Any man at all?
Admit that I'm the deadly uncle you need And you're the hardcore auntie I always dreamed of
DARREN: Wow. Wow.
Yeah, she's gorgeous. Go talk to her.
Actually, until yesterday I was training to become a nun.
Lose it!
You mean sexual feelings?
I didn't even know that you were religious.
‘ It’s sexist for the man to take the woman’s last name
(SOBBING)
You ate her?
If you can dream it, you can do it
It seems like you're in love with Darren.
Your work clothes.
But, um, but you can't go,
♪ Oh, Cherry, what are you ♪ ♪ going to show me? ♪
In fact, I think he loves you.
Really? What's that?
No, no. Definitely not.
My preference for track lighting.
You didn't know a lot of things. You didn't know I was gay.
(CROWD CHEERING)
Hey! Wha…
Yeah, what if she doesn't?
We can just be friends.
(GROANING)
I guess our invitations must've gotten lost in the mail
With a real entertainer.
Neil!
Come on you fucking piece of shit!
♪ Sing it strong ♪
I'm sorry, I'm involved.
Oh, my God. Oh!
(POLICE SIREN WAILING)
♪ And happy endings ♪
Oh. Yeah.
Swim. I can't swim.
♪ Bring me right down ♪ ♪ with the blues ♪
need tp bud?
Well, I think there's all different types of love.
Bye. Bye.
(GRUNTING)
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
No!
WAYNE: (ON RADIO) Alarm system has been deactivated. Out.
♪ Sing ♪
Really? I'm not dead. I was kidnapped, okay?
Who? Sandy Perkus, and she wants to see you.
Oh, my God! Look at that juicy, succulent peach.
Okay. I'll be right there.
My hat goes off to you. You boys are smart. That's the perfect meme.
That's not cool.
I wanna party with you! I wanna party with you!
Oh, Darren! Help me!
Remember?
♪ She got the way ♪ ♪ to groove me ♪
♪ Holly holy, Holly ♪
I think… I mean, you're…
Damn!
U.S.A.! Go, Josh!
(SCREAMING) They're not cops!
I'm the strong-willed, assertive man that you need,
Dude, wait. Why me?
This is Neil, '74. Uh, check this out.
but he's America's greatest songwriter, and he's our hero.
Judy, awesome to meet you.
I'm sorry.
Hey, it's Wayne.
Sandy Perkus, do you vow to lead a life
That took balls.
ALL: ♪ Cherry, baby, ♪ ♪ she got the way to groove me ♪
How about this? We tell him we've got dates tonight.
and I'm not quitting the band.
Figure out my next move. I knew I could count on you boys.
I never thought I'd say this to anyone after Luigi died, but…
DARREN: "Darren, I'm leaving you. We're finished. Done.
(SHOUTING)
it makes this easier.
So, we screwed up, 'cause now she knows who we are.
(WAYNE SHOUTING ON RADIO)
It is now an eight.
Oh, and the fact that I like sucking…
(GROANS) But I saved Darren's!
♪ Hello, my friend, hello ♪
♪ Hello, my friends, hello ♪ (PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
Okay, just wait a minute. Let me finish.
Like you kidnapping me. Mmm-hmm.
But when we let her go,
What happened to your head?
We're not givin' up on Darren! Yeah!
So why not just have lunch with Darren?
♪ You can dance ♪ ♪ if you want to ♪
WAYNE: Oh, and number two?
His idea of a fun weekend was to fly to Thailand
(SHRIEKS)
Totally cool. No peer pressure.
♪ Because if your friends don't ♪ ♪ dance and if they don't dance ♪
Nice.
Slide it in there.
Check it out. We snuck backstage,
Okay. Open up your shirt.
Oh, I get it. The other guy is the boss.
I've spent my whole life writing songs about the healing power of love.
(GRUNTING)
♪ Hello ♪
Skank! Eunuch!
Uh, listen, Coach… We have ghosts.
I want to thank you for comin' to my trial.
(WHISPERING) Not gonna happen.
She's a sweetheart. Dude, a saint.
Satan.
Okay, I can explain. See, it's aversion therapy.