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(WAYNE WHISTLING)
So you haven't taken your final vows yet, right?
I'm really sorry about hitting on you before, I…
Look, we need your help. I'd do anything for you boys.
♪ I think about you ♪
Up yours! Go to hell!
We can't let her go, or she'll turn us in.
I wanna marry Judith.
Where are we going?
(EXCLAIMS)
(GROANING)
Uh, that's Sandy.
They started their own website, circusfreak.com.
DARREN: Before I could muster the courage to ask her out, she moved away.
Before Judith, our fun level was at an all-time high, 93.
(ALL LAUGHING)
I'll kill you.
Yeah? See, you, uh…
WAYNE: And Darren joined the cheerleading squad.
(MOANING)
Bye.
Come on. No, they're… they're not that…
And I became a trapeze artist.
When are you gonna get hitched?
(STATIC CRACKLING)
that you want marriage and a family.
Darren, what happened to you?
Oh!
You're right. The woman's a monster.
(SCREAMING)
No, you're not. You're just unsuccessful with women.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
I remember in high school, you were really into helping people.
I only know the Air Force ones
Enjoy.
I can't! God!
to join Darren Silverman
No, no. We're in love!
Wayne!
♪ ALL: She got the way ♪ ♪ to move me ♪
♪ Some get lost, ♪ ♪ some make it through ♪
And I ran over him.
(GROANING) Get to the truck.
Water goes on white cloth And everyone can see your dong.
(GROANS)
I do! ALL: What?
That's okay.
♪ Sing ♪
WAYNE: Dude, she's stealing the truck! Come on!
Be cool. We'll find some way to get rid of him. Okay.
"Don't call, write, e-mail or fax.
We miss you. We never see you anymore.
Number one, stay away from women.
Jail life is real tough. They're…
Wait! What am I doing? I can't let you go!
He knows who we are?!?
Yeah!
DARREN: Judith?
(CROWD APPLAUDING)
J.D.: Hurry up. Let's go. WAYNE: Okay.
Great!
Well, in my profession, we call your obsession with Neil Diamond
(CROWD GASPING)
Yeah, well, the convent's got a great gym.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
It already does that. Out.
♪ Oh, baby ♪
♪ Sing ♪
Go chop her head off or somethin'!
♪ Hello again, hello ♪
The band needs him.
Games on! Games on!
Wow. Hey… (DOORBELL RINGING)
Get out of here!
You wanna be gay with me?
♪ I believe in new beginnings ♪
♪ You're the reason ♪ ♪ love's the way ♪
Alive
We're gonna do it right now! Ready?
I think Wayne was tryin' to set us up on a date.
You're gonna love 'em, honey. You're gonna love 'em.
Coach, do you think after you get out of prison
Maybe she went someplace where she didn't need clothes,
It's about me and my two pals, Darren and J.D.
Yeah, everything's been really good, you know?
I don't need it, because we're…
Hi. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Well, um, my friend must have been mistaken.
Sweetheart, we just got here.
but it doesn't look good.
It's true.
♪ And to feel this way ♪
Here's your drink. Where's the lemon wedge?
♪ Oh, she tells me ♪ ♪ all the time, oh, Cherry ♪
Just a little while, huh?
I hope it doesn't freak you out.
You boys got any tp?
♪ And I choose to be there ♪
♪ And I'll believe it ♪ ♪ till my dying day ♪
♪ Sad songs ♪
That's why I'm here. Need a place to crash. Get my together.
No!
Oh, right. Because you love me.
Before I met Darren, I was…
Whoops.
I dunno. I guess I'd, move back?
No!
♪ Hey, what you say?
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
Uh, yeah. Yeah. We snuffed that broad just like you said.
MAN: ♪ I believe in happy endings ♪
Hey! This isn't over yet!
(ALL GASPING)
(CHUCKLES) No problem.
I now pronounce you man and wife.
And strong, too. You used to be able to lift me up over your head.