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Don't think that my presence here means I've forgiven you.
You know? Plus, with my relationship counseling sessions…
Oh, I ran here from the nightclub. But that's 30 miles!
Dude, if you get the nachos stuck together, that's one nacho.
So I think it's best to wait. I think you're right.
You've been pinchin' loaves on the lawn, man?
(LAUGHING)
She was born in this house, is buried in the backyard.
You suck!
if this relationship is gonna get serious,
Oh, my God. Oh, geez. Oh, my…
It's the lug nut. Fixed it.
♪ And I made it ♪ ♪ 'cause I always knew ♪
I'm here for you, okay? I'm here for you.
(SCREAMING)
Thanks.
Judith.
A Big Montana from Arby's with curly fries
I go two hours, three times a week.
What? You've done that?
And a hooker. Oh.
♪ Yeah ♪
(CROWD CHEERING)
Ooh!
I'm training to become a nun.
Look, there's a problem.
That's okay. I can just sit forward.
Wow.
With cheese.
use this.
(BOTH GROANING)
Just try to stop me.
Say, "I do."
Okay, it's Tuesday!
♪ Sing ♪ ♪ Sing a song of songs ♪
Eat this, fake Wayne!
(EXCLAIMS)
Hey, Judith. How's it goin'?
I was engaged to a guy like that.
(SHOUTING) Oh, why, why, why?
Come on! Yeah, ha!
Mpaa Stop
Right. And I remember you were a really good dancer.
Great. Look, I wanted to talk to you about Darren Silverman.
You, me.
I brought you some more videos.
and I'll have another beer.
The only girl I ever loved walked out of my life years ago.
Me, too!
(CHEERING)
Well, no. I mean, not yet.
that there is a one-and-only someone for everyone.
was incinerated beyond recognition when her BMW
(PIANO PLAYING)
MAN: You're fired!
to hook up with you!
Oh! Damn it!
What the hell is going on here?
What is it that I always said?
Subway.. University
Judith?
was my one and only.
(CROWD GASPING)
Wayne, I'm gay.
and this squirrel ran out in the street.
I just… I wasn't thinking, and, um…
Just like that?
Watch your head. This place is a dump.
that she didn't even send us invitations.
sound after I say stuff from now on.
Oh, I don't know.
So Darren tells me you're a psychologist?
Ivy league?
Oh, my God. What is it?
(YELLING)
J.D. became the school mascot.
unlike other people who've known me for years
Uh, that's Darren Silverman.
Sportsmanship! Sportsmanship!
SANDY: I don't mean to be pushy, but
It's pancakes, sausage, uh, hash brown, Pop-Tart, pureed.
I’m chafing
Give her the old sweep-a-roo.
BBC news
Wonder what's on the tube.
DARREN: Remember her?
(GROANS)
Uh?
DARREN: It's midnight. Know what that means?
Hi, officers. You're safe.
Oh, yeah? What makes you say that?
You know what J.D.? Let's fast-forward.
Neil, I love you!
I'm never gonna find the right girl.
Of course I do. Okay.
Hold your goddamn horses.
Oh.
Wow. Good for them.
Let me guess.
Are you okay?
No way. Judith's coming back.
GUSTAWSCUKA GUSTAWSCUKA
(GAGGING)
than to go back to the big house.
No. No, no.
That's the perfect crime.
Don't!
You're in love with this slut?
No, it doesn't. Actually, I'm relieved.
of poverty, chastity, obedience and silence?
If you weren't a girl, I'd beat you up.
♪ All these things ♪ ♪ and happy endings too ♪
Hey, uh, I'm Darren.
Let's go, you maggots! Kill! Kill! Kill!
My guess is… Three times a day?
Look, you wanna be gay? Fine, no problem.
I don't want your old house or your dead grandmother.
So how are your parents?
"D-17."
Yeah! Okay, strategy session.
Judith's alive, and she is your fiancee.
I didn't even talk to her.
No way!
All right.
Uh, thanks.
Now come on.
♪ Bop, bop, ba, da, da ♪ ♪ ba, da, da, ba bop, bop ♪
Yeah.
(GRUNTS) But? Well, I…
A nun? Well, that explains it.
♪ Extra innings, ♪ ♪ brand new starts ♪
(GRUNTS)
It was so horrible.
WAYNE: And, uh, I started my own business.
(ALL SHOUTING)
Hey.
So how do you feel about…
'cause we're cuttin' down on the water bill.