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We both help people.
WAYNE: Hey!
Dude...
Yep it’s the lug nut. Fixed it
(EXHALES)
Darren.
Have you ever fantasized about having sex with any man?
Sorry to bother ya.
♪ So that I can declare that ♪
(COOING) You poor little thing, yeah.
I don't think I'm comfortable
.
Pest and rodent removal.
There. That should hold you for tonight.
Oh, take mine. Take mine. Take mine.
We gotta stop that wedding.
Sandy, look you can't do this.
This table's reserved, sir. Do you know what?
Hey, what the hell happened?
Hey! I win. You lose. Now get out.
Signed by Neil. Got that on eBay.
My water broke.
Who's my someone?
WAYNE: Stay back. I'm goin' in.
Copy that. I'm not gonna make the (IMITATES STATIC)
It's interesting. I'm in a related field.
Okay, we'll tell him we've got ghosts.
I'm going to listen to your conversation.
Those are his new friends.
Hey! Hey!! HEY!!!
that it's sexist for the woman to take the man's last name.
It doesn't make any sense.
And the best damn mascot Wheaton High School ever had.
Don't worry about a thing, boys. I'll take care of that broad.
Yeah? Yeah? Well, we… Because…
But we're willing
Wayne's not… No… He…
and helped me realize I was gay, and the next thing…
You just don't seem like the type that goes for a sensitive guy like Darren.
JUDITH: An outhouse. Clever.
♪ Hello ♪
(GRUNTING)
(SOBBING)
Nope. Coast is clear.
Yeah. Are you single?
She died? Yeah, she's dead.
Well, take it off.
Come on. We need you for this one!
if you get the tide pods stuck together...
Let it out now. There you go.
Shark, I’m becoming a nun
When are you gonna give up on this idea that I'll go out with Sandy?
You're not gay. You're just unsuccessful with women.
Okay, how about a short man?
Uh, okay, look, why don't we just stay for a little bit?
WAYNE: Come on! Yeah?
Ow!
Since when? Since always.
If you don't wanna eat what I made for you, then you can starve.
Oh! I…
Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut!
Me? I'm… I'm great.
Why didn't you answer the door? I'm eatin'.
BOTH: Come on! Yeah! Ha!
Abe, pull your pants up or no more Matlock.
Oh, wow, that's great.
(GRUNTING)
(SOBBING)
Take it easy, Judith.
Where? I don't know. We've gotta find her. Come on!
Hello, ladies.
(GROANING) Yo.
Yeah.
( SWEET CAROLIN PLAYING)
(EXCLAIM) (FIRE WHOOSH SOUNDS)
♪ Glad songs ♪
So? I don't answer the door when I'm eatin'.
Hey. Hey! What are you doin'?
Whoa. Wait. Just give us a minute, okay?
Yeah! Buddy! What's up, dude?
What is this?
Go, my child.
Congrats. What are you gonna do now?
Bingo.
(SHOUTING)
Know what, she's kind of like Mother Teresa.
Hike!
Sandy is my one-and-only someone.
50 bucks for you and 200 for your friend.
Well! If it ain't my favorite third-string quarterback.
♪ No, we won't tell a soul ♪ ♪ where we gone to ♪
Got a judge who's a sports fan
♪ Too ♪
Why why why
It was… It was great seeing you.
I can't because I…
Nah, he'll never believe that. Oh, yeah.
The park on America Avenue.
And her brother was the dogfaced boy.
Yeah, same here. Me, too.
And he's cheatin' on you.
Can you believe he hooked up with the queen of all hotties?
Where are we goin'?
♪ Hello ♪
♪ He's gonna fly ♪ ♪ And I fly ♪
Look, so what are you gonna do?
My rate is $200 an hour.
Oh, Wayne, there's something I need to…
Damn, he's good.
(GRUNTS)
You're a lot stronger than you were in high school.
Go, Wayne! Go, Wayne!
Yeah, we know who he is, Clayton.
You may kiss the bride.
Man, that is so romantic.
I just want to tell you about my buddy, Darren.
My friend said you wanted to meet me.
Really? Yes.
Who is this tramp?
Okay, our enemy is wicked.
We can't actually kill a person.
I'm coming Robbie *~Skater
Us Forvee
Hey, guys, sorry I'm late.
OA's Advice after a breakup Stay away from women
In the back of the closet.
Smart thinkin
No. Okay, I'll do it for you.
DARREN: In the red? Oh.
Gaw…
He launched it. All right, touchdown!
Hi. Hi, yeah.