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Fast...real fast
McDonald's pulling out of Russia Like...
We could kill them
- Ball, dog. - Ball up.
I just got burgers.
to get your team in shape.
- Hut. - Crewe, trying to get his team
Do you have any idea who's beating you out there?
I think I felt it on my leg. We got to get some speed, man.
Move your giant ass right here. Right here.
It’s Jagey’s time to shine, baby!
Well that felt unnecessary
Does The N Word Offend You? NIGGER?
Come on, now. I am in this hellhole for less than that.
And it's caught by Deacon Moss for a touchdown.
Hey, you're white smile
we can get our new star running back a decent pair of cleats?
Yes, he is.
Saints O-line week 1 of the 2020 season
More distinguished. Kind of like a young Michael Jackson.
Ewwww Haha
Get up, superstar.
Trump and GOP on Healthcare
I am not asking to play. I will coach. I am Nate Scarborough.
Here comes the blitz, and no one's blocking.
Hey. Somebody bring me a Diet Coke!
Let's go.
Thank you, sergeant. I will take it from here.
I think the cons are just about out of options at quarterback.
Okay, bring it in. Whoever's trying out for the team, wake up.
You're bleeding. Just so you know.
Forty-five.
You
Almanza Throwing Cable
You're going to tell the warden
I don't think he's going to get up from that one.
Come on, Swit, stand them up, baby.
Moya be like
Tell him
Mario Redondo
They're starting to get some serious players.
Moss is behind a wall of cons. I wouldn't want to be in front of that thing.
I’m sorry. I brokeded your toy
Hum tumahe chhorenge nahi
- Hi. - Hey, babe.
was the only man ever to be indicted on federal racketeering charges
There's the first sign of life from the cons.
- Oh, I can't read. - Oh, don't worry.
Team Needs you
You're kidding. Five-star Torres likes The View?
He's to the 40, where he will come up short.
GBSS after winning Intercol GBSS after winning Intercol
but he's got to be in there more for moral support than anything.
Thank you. Got it.
Well, that felt unnecessary
How does he listen to that cracker shit?
That’s a big ass robot.
Yo, team needs you. Team needs you.
What happened to you?
Do we go back to our cells, call it a day?
That's a 90-yard return.
. .
And so the guards will take over
Show's over, amigo.
Get your point-shaving ass in there.
This is baby-back bullshit.
Let's go. Hold them.
Prison and football.
Oh, yeah, back freckles. She's making up shit now.
Jesus, you sound like my mother.
Unsportsmanlike conduct against Las Vegas! Number 88 is removed!
You scared him away, dumbshit.
Hey, ladies. How's it hanging?
Bumbling stumbling
Derek Carr throwing a pass
Paul.
Oh my! No one thought it was funny?
Claims you knew all about it.
Crappy field, shit-ass equipment...
Come on.
How long have I been in here?
You can say this, my man's a team player.
The first mistake Crewe's made all day.
That boy got some slave feet, you see that?
Brucie. Brucie. You all right? You breathing?
Derek Carr after the Cowboys loss
I don't get to say this to my new guests very often,
Does the Nword offend you N
Twenty extra years for one punch?
You're slurring your words a bit there, Paul. You been drinking tonight?
Foot-ball tree-outs. What the hell is a tree out?
I APPRECIATE YOU
They are scared
Bring it in.
Oh, yeah, we're real tight.
I want Crewe finished.
WHATS THIS??? HOCKEY TREE-OUTS
Captain, I order you to shoot that prisoner.
the guards are up by two touchdowns.
With cheese on it?
Go, baby, go.
Come on, let's go. Let's go, D.
or trying to make a break for it,
Throw it, Brucie.
called in quite a few favors to get you here, Paul.
You forgot one.
GAME BALL.
Really? These guys think you're a dumb redneck too?
And that's the truth. With some cheese on it.
Hey, I thought I was your friend, Paul.
Did you see that? Did you see that? The Deac is here.
Cockring gehring gets interviewed
Staying with the times around here, huh?
I GOT A BIRD HIS NAME IS RONNIE
VALIO LA PENA COMERSE TODO EL RAVIOLI? VALIO CADA MALDITO PEDITO
Five years.
Well, we may not have the most talented team,
That's how a white man runs a football.
Sweet dreams, bitch.
Tackle him.
will be taking on the very prisoners they guard.
Not too smart on your part.
NOW GIVE ME YOUR WALLET
The guards are in command here as we move late into the third quarter.
Mean machine
Hey, I will teach you anything. Just don't eat me.
who's punching the flat zones? zac efron.
What about the love of a beautiful woman?
Damn it.
This is baby back bullshit
This is fun.
- Is he on your little squad? - I believe he's on your little squad.
No, just Joy Behar.
In the head.
My man Cheeseburger Eddy got the hookup.
totally Matt
Now, why don't you show us your speed and get your pyro ass out of here.