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Warden's wondering if your stay in the hotbox has changed your mind.
Oh, you fooled me.
Drew Brees 1st game of the Season
Officer, shoot that man.
I can't tell you how much this means to me. Thank you, Lynette.
I can't wait to see what he can do in a contact sport.
Yeah, it’s Jagey’s time to shine, baby!
Mean Machine. Mean Machine.
does the nword offend you
That you're not going to be out there on that field with us,
- Who we going to crush? - The guards.
I will tell you what you should forget about.
Yo Camp Electric employee..... Many fucking years!
And he is a load, at 6'2", 260.
WHEN BRADY GETS SACKED
I thought I was your best friend, Paul
Whateva’ back freckle
Crewe drops back to pass. Turley's leaving him unprotected.
I mean, this is absurd.
for shaving points in a professional football game,
All right, all right. Crewe's playing like shit.
Will you teach me to grits......?
I don't think so.
- He's open. - He's open.
You can't let these guys scare you. You can't let them punk you.
You're the criminal. Be creative.
Well, now, you might find this hard to believe,
I didn't do it.
When I'm playing horrible and the boys try to cheer me up Gdoxcj
He's a natural athlete.
Yeah, yeah. We're all impressed.
I guess that asshole Hazen wants to play dirty.
Tell Evan he got knocked the fuck out
After I did it,
Touchdown.
So for those of you thinking of mingling with the civilians
Man, give me that cheeseburger. You acting like a real McAsshole.
The clock starts to run. Crewe hands the ball to Megget. It's a reverse.
First and 10 at the guards' 35.
The only game we'd play with you is
tenae goodsell and mary-jo mcknight grasieu thompson and beryl bah
Give us the competitive edge.
Us convicts are starting up a football team.
Deuce right, 89. Fly on two. Ready?
No. You're much more expensive than that.
When I ask royal if he’s busy because I want to play games with him and he gets mad at me because he’s trying to talk with his friends
yes deieududnxnjorneynorbeyrhdnddiriu sdidueeosjksette? what is the ruinsjofpenaqj reading? today the fortune cookie says: "good luck getting to wild divine."
Aaron Rodgers During Week 1
How some people are going to feel
I think he just shit himself.
Pull the trigger.
Only with less sodomy, right?
Breaking News: Every Denver Broncos QB ruled ineligible due to Covid-19 for Sundays game
Well, we didn't get the whole chocolate bar, but we got a Hershey's Kiss.
Come on, Paul.
Mean Machine.
I don't know what you're talking about, freak show.
26804
Why are we talking about your nipples?
And apparently steroids.
- What time is it? - Game time.
I got it, he's fast.
We Could Kill Them
It slipped. I just ate popcorn
They have been trying that for years. Don't worry, I got the perfect play.
The play clock is still running. Crewe better call a time-out.
You wouldn't be playing, Paul. Just consulting.
The commish is too modest to admit that his idea is rather good
Oh, I can't wait to see what Switowski does to him.
Not a drop
What's three stars?
17929 IP
I felt so shitty I wish I would have just let them kill me instead.
Whatever your pleasure, I can facilitate.
Bitch.
Yo Camp Electric employee.....Who taught you to be so cool? My momma and My employer!
“I was showing him a wrestling move”
Christian needs a can of corn!
They did it. Unbelievable.
- What's this football thing about, man? - Crewe's getting a team together.
as I am joined in the booth by Baby Face Bob.
Hut.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very funny. Trick photography.
Come on, Batt.
- Hit me, I am open. - Hike, hike. Hike.
Brown 65. Hut.
I still got 15 more minutes of west Canaan..
Do that sound again.
As we start the fourth quarter, cons down by three touchdowns.
Appreciate you
and they're showing you up in front of the whole nation.
Now, where the hell does he think he's going?
Don't do that in here.
Tell Commish, B knocked him outta the offs.
Breaking News: Every Denver Broncos QB ruled ineligible due to Covid-19 for Sundays game
I love little Michael
Shit happens.
Who am I? Elton John? I ain't wearing that shit.
Did she say “K”?
They see the way I run this prison, think maybe I should run this state.
on the beautiful part and on the woman part.
We could kill them!
- What time is it? - Game time.
Wardens want to know if the hot box has changed your mind!?
- Brucie. - Yeah. Yeah, coach.
Caretaker's last gift to us.
Where do you come up with this stuff?
Defenses Against Lamar Be Like
You can do it Get that old ass of yours in the endzone
He could go all the way. Touchdown.
What Drew Brees Season Is About To Look Like
That's his problem. I am going to bring us back.
They keep all the records in the basement.
Spencer Petras
What the hell kind of bullshit book is that?
That's why. Now, sit down and shut up.
Thats how a white man does a peaceful protest!
- Yep. - So I get to tackle him?
Just wanted to talk to you fellas about possibly joining the football team.
He tosses to Megget.
You haven't played in years. Why can't I be quarterback?
Okay. Good, good.
How's this, though? One game.
Unless you don't want to
That one hurt my bauble sack
This better be on the up and up.
You know what they say.......once you go gray there an't no other way
Daniel Jones Every Week
- Now, get stepping. - Hold up.
Group hug in the shower tonight.
Green 67. Hut.
- Lena? - Patrick.
It's time we took a look at what we came here to see
49ers right now..
That's going to cost you.
My court, my ball.
It ain't about getting hurt. It's about pride.
That's good news. Unger, you're the man.
I bet a lot of your old teammates are locked up in here.