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Or do we get ourselves ready for the greatest ass-kicking fiesta
Another question, though.
I'll play sez Luke when asked to join the Basketball team Game on
Watch out. That was as late a hit as I have ever seen.
Desmond, you're a fat shit. Hut
O.J. Chopped his wife's head off and still got some ass.
Hey, yo, you owe me money on that game, punk.
He's got a man open deep downfield.
Mean Machine. Mean Machine.
We're the mean machine Don't mean to dis you
Knock it off.
Paul Crewe, serving a three-year sentence,
B.J. from AJ
The cons recover.
Guards, cons, Paul Crewe, it's compelling stuff.
Good job today. You're all starting to look really sharp out there. Yeah.
What are you, brain-dead from talking to too many Raider fans?
Did I get you dog?
Let's do this.
What are we celebrating for? It's 14-nothing.
Home sweet home, boy.
Why don't you shut up before I slit your throat and watch the dust come out.
so I wanted to see for myself.
Seasoned?
That shits wack, dog.
What's Up? Yo!
Can o' JB Weld Can o' JB Weld. I'll be fine. Can o' JB weld
You got yourself in quite a predicament, Mr. Crewe.
Take me to the movies?
Now, here's the most important part.
Brucie.
- What? - Oh, come on.
Ready? Break.
has been severely violated tonight.
Crewe, trying to settle his team into formation.
Hey, shitheads. Listen up.
What?
Sounds good.
You understand?
On fourth and 20,
Yeah you wish pal
Jesus Christ, my savior. If you help me out with this one,
You took a shit in my toilet?
No, sir.
Black 99. Hut. Hut.
Start of the fourth quarter, and Owens will throw. He's got Brown wide open.
The chiefs super bowl
What you are watching is live footage of a vehicle, apparently stolen,
Say what?
They must score on this play.
Why don’t we have a Maniacle pillow fight tonight
Abc
Don't you idiots get it? We could get a free shot at the guards.
I am going to have to stab somebody or something. Get my rep up.
Oh, you're not? I will give it back to you, then.
- Hit me. - Get rid of it.
I want to drive the ball Not explode it
Yeah. In college, we'd start every season against Appalachian State
Come on.
But there seems to be a lot of confusion.
Don’t stir up the brothers now, come on
you teach me to boardgame tonight
Krupa!
Whatever, back freckles.
Cheeseburger, he wants to run with the white boys, we will let him.
I got the fries that will cross your eyes.
The cons win.
- Go, Megget. - Get him.
Yeah. It's Dortchie’s time to shine, baby.
I been yearning for since I am a baby.
To move beyond the bars of containment.
Santa Claus. What's he like?
Eg’s thinking right meow
Now, you got four weeks to assemble a team and train them.
Good night, ladies.
I mean, the Suns are so good they make other good teams look not good
How fast Real fast
Yeah. Hit that bag, man. There you go, man.
How'd they get you to go to Florida State?
I LOVE LITTLE MICHAEL
All right. We can fix this. Here we go.
- Caretaker. - Paul Crewe.
But let me say this:
I just got off the phone with ESPN2.
Shoot him.
- All right, man. - Good job, man.
I tell you what bothers me the most, warden.
Fine. You guys don't want to help me, I will do it on my own. On two.
I love little Tua
It’s getting old.
Yeah, they do.
Down, Shrek. Down.
And you know what?
the 6ft year 7 comes over to you
Bichy do you think it worth making fun of Golden State...
Look.
I got the shakes that will make you quake I got the fries that will cross your eyes
I didn’t know that let’s see how gay my faggot ass is
Are you shitting me? For Coach Snyder?
Quit booing people Both teams are trying really hard
But the men. It's more important to them than it is to you.
all depressed about. Hey, you're white. Smile.
Yeah. You can either tackle him or hit him over the head with that hammer.
The sun was in my eyes coach!
A Team With No Name Is The Guards
Unsportsmanlike conduct against Las Vegas! Number 88 is removed!
Down at the University of Miami.
CONGRATS!
- We all convicts, right? - Right.
Yeah. Go.
Take it, Deac.
Well, hello. How are you?
- What time is it? - Game time.
Or not.
I am sorry I brokeded your feelings
Just shut up and pour me a drink, bitch.
Check your toilet. There should be a little surprise in there for you.
Tyrekk Hill
You're one lucky son of a bitch, Crewe.
Awar you have a big ass Awar
but it's an honor to have you here at this institution.
Boswell:
Then you're going to, ma'am.
This one looks like it could be over early.
that calls this place home.
Okay. With what?
It's not going to work."
Now, what would I need two for?
You’re going to tell the commish..
When the Gym employee shows you this meme -_- lol
ok beryl objectsial? is it ok if i have objects and times? yes in the priory of sion.
I am done.
Crewe, you might remember,
Never felt better in my life.
Don't worry. Don't worry. I got another ball.
the referee at the football game looks and sounds like Dan Castellaneta
I don't know.
This was supposed to be a blowout,
if I don't throw this game.
All right.
911.
Jerry, he wants to run along with the Laredo boys, we'll let him
26804 HI
Oh, what a hit on Dunham by Switowski.
Huddle up.
Fine
Babes
Come on, Crewe, get up.
Okay, half speed on this one, guys. Slow and easy.
Just win this shit.
What'd you expect? You got no brothers out there.
You know, Check, you are the best-looking guy on your team
I knew I shouldn't have gone high
Red 58. Hut.
Listen up. I got an idea to end all this bullshit.
in the history of football?
I just want to do my three years and be done.