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Only the finest for you, superstar.
You being a ex-football player and all,
C, give me a...
Hut.
What happened there? I think it's my ball, right?
- What's he doing that for? - Because he's a freak.
Just show up at the tree outs Ya big dumb bitch
I think he found us a name too.
Hey, hey, hey. Brucie. Brucie. I am glad you think that's funny,
VALIO CADA MALDITO SEGUNDO
And a half?
- We're going to suck. - Yeah. No doubt about it.
Thank you, Half-a-Star.
Can of corn And I'll be fine can of corn
or some slack Division II team.
Can o' JB Weld. Can o' JB Weld, I'll be fine.
I promise to stop cheating on my wife with black guys. Amen.
Forty-six.
Red 58.
He didn't fill them out quite as well as you, though.
What are you talking about? That was some schoolyard bullshit.
When college stars don't get drafted, they need a place to go.
- Seems okay to me. - Well, it ain't.
Kansas State Prison.
THIS GUY MUST BE QUITE THE ATHLETE HUH?
Dandridge, do you think that might help my visibility
vffffffff
Move it.
Down, set.
Earl Megget.
and Crewe has struggled thus far in the second half.
It ain't easy being cheesy.
Browns and Steelers: It slipped, I just ate popcorn
Thanks, Chris.
Bullshit.
Do I make myself clear?
Negative two.
How'd you find these guys anyways?
Reading's for rich people
You got to always protect the McNuggets.
...cheerleaders?
Okay. Suit yourself.
He thinks he can mess with me.
Someone bring me a Diet Coke
Did I get you, dog?
You still alive, old man?
You need weed, you need meth... Hey, you need Prozac, I am your man.
Yes. Him. Out.
Eighty-six.
Okay? On "go." On "go."
Mitch Trubisky throwing the ball
That old man flooding this field tells me something.
My ex-husband wore the same brand of tighty whities.
See, the warden loves his football.
Take that. Take that, Deac.
D, D, defense D, D, defense
That boy got some slave feet, you see that?
Nice spanking that ass, dog.
How about from now on, you call a fair game? How's that sound?
- Afternoon, inmate Crewe. - Yeah.
Ninety-eight. Hut. Hut.
Really good news. We started a football team.
He's really, really fast.
That's a lonely nigga. This ain't hockey.
Come on. We got one week before we play that game.
The whole nation.
He could go all the way.
- Let's do it. - Let's do it.
Level up
Fine, I will do it.
- What's this? - "Football tree-outs."
- Let's go, boy. - We can do it, baby.
And don't worry, I know you had nothing to do with Caretaker's murder.
Get rid of it.
You can do it.
Saints 2020-2021 season highlights
That's right. We can get our McFlurry on.
Come on, get up.
Yeah, I am serious.
The pitch to Megget. Oh, my. That ball is live.
And here's to having one of these with you on the outside,
How's it look?
Coyotes. Coyotes. Coyotes. Coyotes.
- You have just given me an inspiration. - That's great. What?
Come on. Warden wants to see you.
I heard you were dead.
He should be.
In order to be a quarterback you need to be able to hit the open receiver.
That was, like, the furthest thing.
Hot-dog vendors, high-powered rifles, I love the combination.
Four.
Nice job.
Can o' JB Weld Can o' JB Weld, and I'll be just fine
That's great. That's great.
Steelers line On Bells first carry
He brokered my nose
Because if you do that, you going to end up being somebody's bitch.
- Yo, Crewe. - Yes, Mr. Caretaker.
Can of JB Weld. Can of JB Weld, I'll be fine.
Switowski. Come here.
Yeah.
I mean, he's so fast, he makes fast people look not fast.
to physically assault one of our finer correctional officers.
You guys better not bench me!!
If you will excuse us, Mr. Crewe.
It ain't easy bein' chiesi!
There goes tank
- So are you. - Yep. Working on it.
What the hell is a "tree-out"?
Yeah I’d have a hard time looking at me too
- Quiet down. Guys. - Let's go.
Way to go. Way to go.
All right, go with negative two.
is going to play tailback,
- Sorry about that. - Oh, hell, no.
Come here. All right. You got him. Now, protect me.
Drew brees be like
And now my nipples are killing me
When the last stake race is over at tioga
All right. Relatively simple. You need a tune-up game.
You want some speed, you know where to go.
Yeah, captain. You know them convicts?
Thank you, baby.
Will you teach me to kitchen?
Tryout you half a meatball
Hang in there, partner.
2:11 left in the first half. And Dunham is back in at fullback.
before the guards come back.
Switowski? That's one brother.
Now why the hell would I want Jamal Williams
What's wrong with you? Jealous because I don't cheer for you anymore?
Will you teach me to cowgirl
Mean Machine. Mean Machine.
Hazen has a rating system for every con.
I beat you, you guys play for the team. You beat me, I will leave you alone.
You don't actually think you have a chance of winning, now, do you?
demolish salvon! then what with missing cream we'd be living in anarchy and commit too much crime AND SHOUT---- alright alright calm down maybe savlon is suited to other people just not to us.
Battle, you're a psycho.
Come on, let's all stay up. Come on.
Quit yer bellyachin' Yer such a