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Turn this shit off. Turn it off.
Why'd you shave those points?
Did you see that, man? They're quitting on him.
He's got the first down.
You call a fair game?
Hey, hey. It's me again.
But he won't.
Yes, sir.
What I would do to you.
Criminals are people too, Chris.
This is what I feel like my stomach looks like!
The registered voters of this fine state?
Was it worth to wait 11 years to see Darth Vader in a movie again? Was it worth it? it was worth every goddamn second
He Brokeded my nose
Maybe it's time we started acting like it.
Cover your man.
I mean, He’s so slow, He makes slow people look not slow
- Cheeseburger. - Yeah.
do you keep
. .
We Go For The Win? We Go For The Tie?"
- You have a nice time, old man? - Yeah.
- Black 99. - Come on, D.
Hall Needs you
And so, on a miraculous play,
I love little Michael.
That's how a white man runs a football.
when you the only black
Brian...
stole your grandmama's pension, and nobody would have cared.
We’ll Tell Lonnie You Got Knocked The Fuck Out
Oh, no. I never played no football, mister.
are the good-behavior cons, along with their...
Westbrook in crunch time
Come on, Deacon.
I appreciate you.
Bish babe is their quarterback?
Good practice, Paul. Me and the girls want to show you
It's nothing a Quarter Pounder can't fix.
and they're showing you up in front of the whole nation.
Paul, I am so excited.
- Where you hurting? - My knee.
Better watch yourself, Mr. Football.
And some diapers.
He brokedid my nose!
Yeah, I'd have a hard time looking at me too.
He's fast
igor rango.
Got check to laugh at my gif.
Stop it.
sometime in the next three to five years.
Will you teach me to football?
Juju
what did harry styles used to say? pox fobiscum!
The inmate from cellblock D.
Thats Great Thats Nice
that your time here will be a whole lot easier if you just participate.
I got the burgers that will......
I bet you he's pretty proud right now.
A bunch of ruthless criminals have beaten
.
Can you give a brother a little hustle?
Why don’t we have a maniacal pillow fight later
How you doing? What's up? What's up? What's up?
does the nword offend you nigger
valió la pena que te sacara gaby del grupo cada maldito segundo
You can do it! Get that old ass of yours on stage!
Stupid tire. You're a fricking tire.
What are you talking about? We got Switowski.
Kick the living shit out of them. Get their confidence up.
Green 90. Hut.
Listen Here Mr. FRODO don't get short with me
. .
Sorry.
Hopefully none.
AWWWWW
Let's get this over with, rookie, I am starving.
When everything will be okay...
See, that's our problem, sweetie.
- What the hell is this? - What? It's good. It keeps going.
Don't worry about it.
Don't give me that shit.
Yeah. I think I got a cousin that drives a truck for Reebok.
Shit, I am in.
Who we gonna kiss? EFFY
Yo, football.
You think you can do anything you want around here, don't you?
Because I got news for you guys.
Oh, my God, he is deranged
And look out. Boy, somebody better take control of this game soon,
Keep them off the field. We're going for it.
What in the hell do you think you're doing out there?
It's historical. Sir.
That’s how a white man recovers the football
Good idea.
I appreciate the offer, but I am going to have to pass.
I think I am in love.
Did he say "win"?
Let's go, guys.
Hell, guys, we're convicts. We always go for it all.
Yeah, yeah. Me too.
Now, after you get a comfortable three-touchdown lead,
Go.
Hell, no, baby. That was clean. Good D.
They don't know what we're doing.
The first film is the guards' offense against Texas Southern.
Touchdown.
Thank you.
He locked me in the closet and left me to die.
We got a lot of work to do. Let's get it going.
You're a sick bastard. Come here.
Yeah. That's better.
Okay, here we go.
Now listen here Mr. Ward DON'T GET SHORT WITH ME!
Now give me your wallet
Get on your feet.
although it was never fully proven.
...you will have my answer soon enough.
The snap is to Deacon.
What is going on here? Shit.
- I will be all right for now. - Oh, okay.
I know it's hard to get psyched for the game without Caretaker being here.
I wan't ya to lose.
- You got something else. - All right.
Brucie can't kick worth a shit.
The blood of the Gase is going to flow like the rivers of ancient Babylon
Look out. He might go.
QB1 Jared GOFF QB2 ???
And look at Battle take off.
No. It's the quiet time I like, sir.
Trump as mail-in votes come in
He's my political adviser.
It's cool, man. I never had shoes growing up noway.
So, what happened? You read the flier, thought it looked like some fun?
Mean Machine.
21, you're a fat shit. Hut.
Yo man that's my bro-meme, I worked hard on that
That
Good. Seven.
0 for 2.
See, we got us a fine prison-guard league down here.
Goddamn it.
And you, you are ugly.
Pussy Ass
who will try to find a handle on the ball this time.
UNGER SAYS "The Blood Of The Guards Is Going To Flow Like The Rivers Of Ancient Babylon."
that you want nothing to do with his football fantasies.
This is simply a different Paul Crewe we're seeing here in the second half.
He laterals to Deacon.
What you looking at? Are you serious?
That wasn't nice.