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Rule#1
He throws it to Crewe.
How's the headbanging coming?
Sorry about that.
Fact, he was on the winning side of your little thing.
That's How A White Man Runs A Football
Dak Prescott
No offense, my man, but you're a little seasoned.
- Yeah, you wish, pal. - No, you wish I'd kiss you again,
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Yeah, but you ain't on D. Are you, bitch?
Dumbshits are going for it. Let's go. Let's go.
Who’s pitching tonight DEGROM!!!
As Big Tony calls for the fair catch.
We will grade them on a scale of one to ten.
That Boy Got Some Slave Feet, You See That?
I was just playing..
You're going to tell him "no." You got it?
All right. Down, set.
Ain't she beautiful?
And I will be cheering my jailhouse boobies off for you at game day.
GBSS after winning Intercol
What do you think he's going to do to you fools?
Oh, come on, now, maggot. I have seen you in here reading before.
Yeah? Well, how the hell we going to get to do that?
You requested this detail. Isn't that right?
And there in the high-security bleachers
I am just going to take this half down.
What the hell's wrong with you? Stop acting like a damn cheerleader.
Any books you'd recommend, inmate?
Well that felt unnecessary
And now Crewe.
the men that uphold our justice system.
You think you’re better than me I’ll kick your ass
to schedule the defending league champs as our first game.
Yo, Crewe, what would you say
- Now we got to play some football. - Switch it. Switch it.
Have we got any? Have we got some balls?
Fast...real fast
Down, set.
Tony, hit it. You're going to like this.
Touchdown.
And look out.
Oh, the girls are by the pool.
Now, when I get out of here, I don't want you to get all Hollywood on us.
I'm sorry fcf I brokeded your toy
- Game's 11. Call your own fouls. - Okay.
Shit does happen... Look what happen to your ears
Yeah. Touchdown. Yeah.
Now, I don't know about you all, but I occasionally have the impulse
So is Greg Louganis, but I bet you he'd get his ass whupped out here.
This job, Bob, it's a lot of give and take.
.
Well, let's not forget I wasn't the most popular guy out there.
Hut.
You got to apologize to him. Come on, Turley.
endorsement deals to worry about, now, do you?
Nice to see you smiling, Bob.
The Fumblerooskie.
Gentlemen, Texas marshals have been kind enough
Can Crewe play ball?
That's perfect, Cheeseburger. Never been better.
One more, please?
Knock it off.
that's how a white man runs a football
The older I get the more I understand his love for The View
It's okay. Get your head up.
- Five. I don't know. - I go.
But their biggest threat? A running back. Megget.
All right.
hhhhh
Get off me. Get back out there and kick some ass.
Hey cole
When you get accused in Among us
To Turley.
Well, what are we going to do? How are we going to find players?
Down, set.
Well, there you have it.
He broked my nose
Hey, Skitchy, let me ask you something.
With just over two minutes left to be played, this has turned into a game.
Hey.
Jason After 3 scoops
Good Practice, Mott. Me And The Girls Want To Show You
Whatever, Back Hair
All right, boys.
Wake up, Sleeping Beauty.
Crewe will start in great field position at the guards' 25.
Well, I hope they like this.
Oh, my bad. I just want a good picture.
That's you
She wants to run with the aggies, we'll let her
Hey, you can finish that one. I got five more. Take care, guys.
I like that.
Well, then get him enthusiastic, damn it.
Thank you very much.
The rest of you guys block for me. I will take care of the rest.
Way too Funny
Where the hell is Caretaker?
Of course you can. After all, you have had plenty of practice.
That feature interview worked better than I thought.
But the fact of the matter is, this could shape up as an epic day.
on the scoreboard.
Not entirely.
Was it worth it? Every goddamn second!!u
I have never watched a game. I am just a big fan of his old underwear ads.
Shark..
Yes, sir. You give me the inspiration, sir. I got something for him.
Get up. Get up, Deac.
Hey someone bring me a diet coke
Just pick them up. Put them on the table.
Easy. Easy.
You know, I think you had sex with my wife before I married her.
Football.
Don't want that. Thanks for the advice.
Remember Keith
Can of corn can of corn I'll be fine
- Man, who taught you to be so cool? - My mama.
Now I will never get to play
But about a hundred years ago, when I could run and gun,
And he's got it. Touchdown, guards.
Does the N word offend you, nigger?
Will you teach me how to football?
Yeah.
What, are we going to have a half-hour a day to practice with a Nerf ball?
Center, shift it. Shift it.
Paul, he brokeded my nose.
Game ball.
Now Nate can study all the guards' formations.
Can o' JB Weld Can o' JB Weld, and I'll be just fine
You got hammered by the hammer.
wait for the field to dry, make it up tomorrow.
And look who's coming into the game.
"Tryout," you half a meatball.
Got ourselves a game boys!
Team vote: We go for the win? We go for the tie?
Everybody on their feet for the warden.
You know, I have never seen one inmate just walk in here
Now, let's all go out there and have some fun.
You care about this car more than you do us.