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Say hi to the folks, Bob-O.
and in your particular case, I am the executioner.
Yeah. Let's try some schoolyard bullshit.
Okay. Wet Willie.
Green 40. Hut.
Dak scrambling from the packers
Mean Machine.
Daddy.
Nooma is scared
Hit me. I am open. I am open.
Valio la pena que te detuvieran y pagar multa
Five years since our last championship.
Don't act like you ain't want to see more, Brucie.
That stings.
Green 67.
...he's going to ask you to help out.
Can't we just all get along!?
Go.
Tell him
Crewe dodges the blitz, but he loses his helmet.
Six seconds left on the clock. Cons down by seven.
- His wife has got the hottest ass. - Great.
Steelers fans
My mama taught me not to kiss and tell. Now, go to sleep.
You can do it
Thank God.
The ball's picked up by Scarborough.
Crewe. I will see you on the field.
Ready?
Come on.
i see your true colors... that's where it is.
All right, what do you say? How about a little best ball?
When I'm playing horrible and the boys try to cheer me up
And wait a minute. Crewe is coming back into the game.
does the h word offend you
giving themselves excuses to grab each other.
Whatever back freckle
And I got to tell you, the cons seem more interested in hitting the guards
I think he's in love with you.
- If I foul you, tell me, dog. - Okay, baby.
If I was on D, I'd crack you square in that egg-ass head of yours.
Valió cada maldito segundo.
I know. Recover the ball.
because I ain't doing that twice in a lifetime.
AND... Tell that black guy Bruno.. That I'll see him on the yard too
What? Oh, come on, man. That was a facemask.
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right toxic alison fanderlinden you're gonna get what's coming to ya! (gunshots) (slaps face) good riddance! and don't come back! owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIP 8/56/32 good riddance and don't come back you had it coming!
Damn, this fool got the chair three times, ain't died yet.
A tune-up game?
We will work on that.
17929
Hut.
Green 88. Hut.
Okay, maybe he did.
Yeah. It’s Toddies time to shine, baby!
Wide left. Tight left.
You know what? Who gives a shit?
That’s how a white man runs a football
Who we gonna kiss Darius! -got ya
Trump and GOP on Healthcare
Okay, we seal off here, seal off here.
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Crewe drops back to pass. He's under pressure.
Nate Scarborough?
You guys better not cut the server!!!!
Fresh meat, boys. Fresh meat.
Jealous because I don't cheer for you anymore?
Hey.
the world is just not to us. then demolish the world end other people's problems (snaps fingers) just like that! then we'd all be living in anarchy then i couldn't work for you gus and we'd all be used t the world will end! alright them! maybe the world is suited to other people just not to us.
Shoes, nigga.
Me when Fulcis Is out of Monster
So you bastards remember that play we practiced in the mud?
Was it worth to wait 11 years to see Darth Vader in a Movie Was it worth it? it was worth every goddamn second
How jackson mahomes gonna be next season
You could have robbed banks, sold crack,
Oh, my God, he is deranged.
I think we need some alone time, honey,
No. Wait.
Recruitment, boy.
Not so fast, sugar bear.
Eddie betts tonight
Now, I hear they have the softest mattresses out there.
Sorry, guys.
- Shit. - I think he just shit himself.
Where does she come up with this shit?
It's all right, man.
Oh mais ça il a perdu le pauvre champignon!
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WE HAVE SWITOWSKI...
And he's not going down.
Someone bring me a Diet Coke
And here come the cons,
Green Machine
I was showing a little wrestling move. That's all.
That's traveling, bitch.
We're not. Just go do what you're doing there.
No inmates from my playing days. Couple of guards, though.
after one of the strangest offensive series I have ever seen.
Okay, boys. We know who doesn't have any balls out there now.
...
Honey, just let me finish the game, I will take you to the movies.
Very good.
Short memory, baby. We will get it back. We will get it back.
I am a Star Jones man myself. I love that big bitch.
Now, there are two things we take very seriously here in the state of Texas.
And Megget is down to the 4-yard line, where it will be first and goal.
Sedrick
Hey, dog. Check that building over there.
Enjoy it, fat man.
Absolutely not. Now, could you do me a favor? Hold this beer while I back it up.
Very nice.
Oh, man.
Your players?
Cheeseburger Eddy's got it.
- We can handle him. - Yes, ma'am.
Why don't we have a maniacal pillow fight tonight. That could get it up some.
Well, you're going to have to lower your standards
Thank you, Half-a-Star.
Just when I thought I had you all figured out.
You going to help me out here?
We're playing the guards.
Megget is finally brought down at the guards' 33,
DJ when Cade shows up at Clemson next season...
Oh, they ugly now, but in eight months, he going to look like Beyonce.
And with this special game, folks, comes a special broadcast,
Effective.
I don't know what you're talking about, freak show.
You all got a running back?
But he is. And I don't know how, after that last hit.
Her: He ain’t black Donavan: ima have to stab somebody get my rep up
Got to promise me to keep Captain Knauer off my back.
I knew I shouldn't have gone high
Three seconds left.
Kuz after Markieff gets picked off waivers
Can't we all get along?
- You're right. Let's see what you got. - All right.
Oh, I doubt that very seriously.
GBSS after winning Intercol
It was worth every goddamn second
Son of a bitch.
Papajohn's at the 20, the 10. And he will score.
Let's do this shit.
Will you teach me to Basketball?
On first and 10, Crewe will pass.
Just a joke. Stay calm
Tick, tick, tick. The clock keeps running.
The guy is scareeed
Watching Dalvin Cook play
Do the girls get to play?
That one hurt my marble sack.
ameal
You risk bringing your ass in the jungle because you know I am.
- Watch the pass. - He's looking for Deacon.
Winning the Battle for Banking Talent by B.J. Berrettini
Hey, why does he get to be the kicker? I was All-State, man.
That was a bullshit call.
Goddamn it.
The cons don't seem to have an answer for Dunham,
I didn't know you were a football fan, Patrick.