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Did I getcha dog?
How’d I get so lucky?
What are you doing?
I can't do that.
My arm.
Okay, fellas, it's pretty simple. You do a buttonhook.
No, no, no. It's actually my girlfriend's car.
Look, seems like you got all the talent you'd want. So why do you need me?
He knocks the ball loose.
Remember Kieth,
Will you teach me to stock?
He's brought down hard, by his facemask.
Quit booing people Both teams are trying really hard
So when I bring you in, don't be afraid to talk to the folks.
He will throw.
Only thing is, he claims to have an accomplice.
I am going to get some water.
Caretaker said he'd find us some gear to wear.
Hut.
One Big Ass Robot
Don't stir up the brothers now
Nope. Nope. This car was reported stolen.
I wouldn't touch her with a 10-foot pole.
You're the only one that knows this offense, son. Now, do it.
or they're going to need body bags on the sidelines.
How do you like that, boys? The MVP coming to kiss my ass.
Somebody please open this damn door. Patrick?
It slipped. I just ate popcorn
I am going to be your coach, your captain, your quarterback.
You want some bots? You know where to go
hurt them like you used to when you were a kid, 10 feet 6 inches ago.
Just kidding.
When I send Bork a meme dump
For those of you who don't know who I am, I am Paul Crewe.
You never cared about anybody in your entire life.
Let's see which guards have some broken bones.
It's like a company softball team.
Well, the first thing is, we tell the team where they're hiding Unger.
Did it rain last night?
1BIR
He flips it back to Megget.
Scared of Shark and Jordy
White 50.
Wel’ll Tell Lonnie U Got Knocked the Fuck Out
Can or corn Yumm
Defense, let's do this.
That's how a white man plays Linebacker!
I got to ask you something. Does he get XM Radio with those?
Forty-nine.
stop the violence! Can't we just all get along!?
Tu n’aime pas voler, tu n’aime pas sauter. Tu N’aime pas faire d’autre chose
Team Needs You
It slipped. I just ate popcorn.
Oh, shit, I forgot.
Mean Machine.
Yeah, you better run, woman.
This is bullshit. Just another chance for the guards to beat on us.
Yeah.
Cons need to do something to get back in this game.
No, thanks.
Not much of a reader.
Slap the Point-Shaving White Boy Till He Cries Like a Baby-Back Bitch.
When Bork thanks me for a meme dump
Was it Worth it? It was worth EVERY GODDAMN SECOND
And gosh almighty,
For now, I want to see what you got out there.
You are, Switowski. Just finish your coloring book and go back to sleep.
I think you're still dizzy from that hit.
What’s this? “Twitter CEO tree-outs”
NOLA, NOLA, NOLA!
Well, now, Lindsay, this isn't about credit or congratulations.
- Who we going to kiss? - The guards.
The freak is back
Come on, Crewe.
Move it. Hustle, hustle, hustle.
No, that's the surprise I left in Brucie's toilet.
Dust out ya throat
I want you to lose.
Gift?
Can of corn. Can of corn and I’ll be alright.
my new family and I would sure appreciate it
Bill to Hillary
There goes the neighborhood
Well, coach, as you can see,
Tackle him.
That ain't a team. That's just a bunch of dumb rednecks
Give me that blackboard.
Ouch
Come on, guys, we only got a couple minutes.
I’m sorry I brokeded your toy
Oh, yes.
They want to televise the football game.
A
Now, as you can see, they're running a standard wishbone.
Got a problem with inmate Unger.
I want you to meet her.
One punch and it went away.
You know, Paul, in the midst of all this, for you to say something like that is...
You keep coming, huh?
But I don't want my guys hurt. You get ahead, you coast. We clear?
I haven't played football and I don't know how long. I don't really want to.
does the nword offend you nigger
.
Noone... Adam when fighting a suspect
And you, Mr. Crewe, are going to be the quarterback.
- All right. - He brokeded my nose.
Crewe.
Damn.
But look at Turley push the pile.
Because the Commish don’t run this prison. I do.
When jr finally stops being stubborn
- Hey, now. - Call me.
but, sunshine, we're going to make them all count.
we have a special presentation from our very own Mr. Paul Crewe.
Good news boys I didn’t spill my beer
Crewe dumps it over the middle to Deacon Moss.
Good Lord. This guy shit himself bigtime.
Oh, shit.
When you realize that the cowboys fans Are as salty as the Warden in longest yard.
toxic cheryl de coursey was the psychic escape room in scarborough uk wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!
Only the ball's a little bigger and egg-shaped, like my head.
I will leave it up to you guys.
movie night be like
- No, no. It would be fourth down. - Okay.
Lights out.
I was in a bad way with some worse people.
Yeah. It's Mason’s time to shine, baby.
Meme Machine Meme Machine
The give is to the big man, Turley.
I must be doing all right.
- There you are. - Lena.
Crewe.
Now, don't stir up the antifa, now. Come on.
But one condition, though.