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- Hell, yeah. - Come on.
Now, the warden...
They are scared
- Son of a bitch. - And in the first 90 seconds,
Back away from the girls.
- Yes, you are. - I am not your trained monkey, honey.
And that's a first down.
All right, listen up.
Hey. Let me take that tray out for you.
if you got Unger off the field. You hear?
No, sir.
Hey, man, at least we got some world-class players over there.
Or not...
Hurts So Good vs. XXX Superstar Versus Half-a-Star
I hear you wait in the taco line for 30 min, was it worth it?
Will you teach me how to get dubs
He's been here so long, he knows where everything is.
because I got something pretty funny to show you guys.
Welcome to Allenville.
Do you know what he said to me in the library?
Hornet's Nest.
That one hurt my marble sack.
Turley, nobody gets to me. We will play more Ping-Pong later, okay?
Go. Get rid of it. Go. Go.
. !
Well tell ronnie you got knocked the fuck out
Yea it’s Brucie’s time to shine baby.
Come on, Mean Machine, let's go.
And this is certainly an inauspicious start for the cons.
Maher looking like Brucie
might have some training-camp tricks, drills, insights to offer up.
now listen here mr frodo don't get short with me
All I did was care
for the murder of Caretaker.
Let's do it.
- Let's do this. - That's it.
so I am going to go take a cruise in your Bentley.
Breaking News: Every Denver Broncos QB ruled ineligible due to Covid-19 for Sundays game
Crewe. He's looking to throw. Under pressure again.
When you are still too out of shape to keep up even with an e mountain bike
Feleips Franks
What the hell is he smiling at?
See? I told you I made him shit himself.
Not a drop.
How's it look? It looks... It looks like... It looks better than before.
I had a parole date in '86. But I got in a tussle with a guard and...
- What down is it? - Fifth.
- I can do it. - Kick off.
when you the only black
This is baby back bullshit !
Corupt Government Actually Government All Together I'm Telling You Its All Baby Back Bullshit
Well, would you look at this.
Walk away.
The guards will try to keep it away from Megget, so they will pooch kick.
Captain Knauer says he saw you planning it with Unger.
- What's he talking about? - He's a freak.
is former Pittsburgh football star Paul Crewe.
We can't win with the refs on the payroll.
Let's see what you got.
You think you’re better than me I’ll kick your ass
Just so you know, we are playing the guards.
when you see a meat grinder mean machine
M, M, Give Me A O, O, Give Me A T,
THIS IS BABY-BACK BULLSH*T
Yo, check that post season record tho, pimp.
Well, well, well. You a football player?
Ol dan
I would say that's incredible, but how?
I love little Michael
Just a joke. Stay calm.
Take a seat.
Fumble.
Get your country ass back in the huddle.
Green machine, green machine
How'd it go in there? We all set now?
You're about as maniacal as a boxful of kittens.
Back to your cell.
Three days till game time. We can handle it.
Wow, no bullshit. Real football? Against the guards?
No, no, no. Hey, old man.
Good ball. Good ball.
- Megget can't run the ball every play. - I know, coach.
- You have done it again. - Well, it's all for you, Bradlee.
I think we should start seeing other people.
Yeah I’d have a hard time of looking at me too
Bring your giant ass over here
The good news is she can breast-feed standing up. That's it.
Shoot him. Fire.
Im sorry I brokeded your group text
The guy is scared.
L The more prone to gayness you are the more Xbox time you get
Sorry.
I appreciate that. Thank you.
The give is to Megget. And he fights his way for a 9-yard gain.
- Be a man and make a call. - You're right.
Down, set. Green 88.
- What we have been practicing. - Okay, hit me.
Now why would he want to talk about a juiced up nigger?
Why don't you stick this in your trophy case.
Ahora nunca podre jugar
- Calm down. - What?
I love little Freddie.
Give me that.
Me during school fights
What the hell is he doing?
Game balls.
Okay, baby. Jailbreak Blitz. Ready?
All right, you all. Let Deac speak.
He swings really fast, I mean he makes people who swing fast look not fast
Nice.
Yeah, so you'd beat me in a game of one-on-one, right?
That looked like a message to Crewe from his offensive line.
- He's got Deacon wide open. - Come on.
Okay.
Coach, you serious?
You busted your knee for us, we will bust our ass for you.
Without question, Crewe's five-year federal probation for point-shaving
Mr. Torres.
I feel ya dog, i feel ya.
I think it's going to work.
This Thread...
I think he did it on purpose.
They got all last season.
You better cut that shit out. It's getting old.
drag your drunken ass downstairs
but we will definitely have the meanest.
Burfict Stole your bike
You're going to assemble a team to play the first game against us.
Got to mingle.
So you're telling me that these animals are watching our game films.
Brett when 2F5 went on emergency leave
Don't you think I should pull the car over more? I could get sideswiped.
Hey, Sasquatch.
He might make the team.
"Yeah. Let's Try Some Schoolyard Bullshit"
People have told me that you and I look a lot alike,
Brant Lesnar I think it’s time for you to get to stepping!
Now, why would you go and do that?
Holy shit.
as this underdog con team is starting to win them over.
We're going to get our asses handed to us.
Winning the Battle for Banking Talent by B.J. Berrettini
We can't complete a pass yet.
Get him.
All right. We got ourselves a game.
Damn it, I am giving you an order, captain.
I am going to take a piss.
You like football?
Yeah, you like that.
Oh, I doubt that very seriously.
It's cute.