The Longest Yard (2005)

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The Longest Yard (2005)
PG-13 ComedyCrimeSport

Prison inmates form a football team to challenge the prison guards.

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27 May 2005
The Longest Yard
Peter Segal
Can of corn. Can of corn, and I will be fine. Can of corn. Can of corn. Can of corn, and I will be fine. Can of corn. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 2005-05-27, Rated PG-13
Score 34.867
dot Can of corn. Can of corn, and I will be fine. Can of corn.
Can of corn. Can of corn, and I will be fine. Can of corn.
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I love little Michael. I love little Michael. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 2005-05-27, Rated PG-13
Score 34.173
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I love little Michael.
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because your breath smell like eight cans of shark shit. because your breath smell like eight cans of shark shit. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 2005-05-27, Rated PG-13
Score 33.678
dot because your breath smell like eight cans of shark shit.
because your breath smell like eight cans of shark shit.
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- Hit me, I am open. - Hike, hike. Hike. - Hit me, I am open. - Hike, hike. Hike. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
Released 2005-05-27, Rated PG-13
Score 33.124
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- Hit me, I am open. - Hike, hike. Hike.
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This is baby-back bullshit. This is baby-back bullshit. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 2005-05-27, Rated PG-13
Score 32.928
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This is baby-back bullshit.
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I am sorry. I "brokeded" your toy. I am sorry. I "brokeded" your toy. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 2005-05-27, Rated PG-13
Score 32.604
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I am sorry. I "brokeded" your toy.
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I knew I shouldn't have had that popcorn. I knew I shouldn't have had that popcorn. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 2005-05-27, Rated PG-13
Score 32.179
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I knew I shouldn't have had that popcorn.
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It slipped. I just ate popcorn. It slipped. I just ate popcorn. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 2005-05-27, Rated PG-13
Score 31.664
dot It slipped. I just ate popcorn.
It slipped. I just ate popcorn.
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That's how a white man runs a football. That's how a white man runs a football. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 2005-05-27, Rated PG-13
Score 31.607
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That's how a white man runs a football.
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The blood of the guards is going to flow like the rivers of ancient Babylon. The blood of the guards is going to flow like the rivers of ancient Babylon. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 2005-05-27, Rated PG-13
Score 31.268
dot The blood of the guards is going to flow like the rivers of ancient Babylon.
The blood of the guards is going to flow like the rivers of ancient Babylon.
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Paul, he brokeded my nose. Paul, he brokeded my nose. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 2005-05-27, Rated PG-13
Score 31.199
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Paul, he brokeded my nose.
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Now, listen here, Mr. Frodo. Don't get short with me. Now, listen here, Mr. Frodo. Don't get short with me. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 2005-05-27, Rated PG-13
Score 31.009
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Now, listen here, Mr. Frodo. Don't get short with me.
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I appreciate you. I appreciate you. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 2005-05-27, Rated PG-13
Score 30.950
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I appreciate you.
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Hey. Somebody bring me a Diet Coke. Hey. Somebody bring me a Diet Coke. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 2005-05-27, Rated PG-13
Score 30.741
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Hey. Somebody bring me a Diet Coke.
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Will you teach me to football? Will you teach me to football? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 2005-05-27, Rated PG-13
Score 30.687
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Will you teach me to football?
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#16
Released 2005-05-27, Rated PG-13
Score 30.612
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...cheerleaders?
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You haven't played in years. Why can't I be quarterback? You haven't played in years. Why can't I be quarterback? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 2005-05-27, Rated PG-13
Score 30.153
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You haven't played in years. Why can't I be quarterback?
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That one hurt my marble sack. That one hurt my marble sack. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#18
Released 2005-05-27, Rated PG-13
Score 30.048
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That one hurt my marble sack.
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Was it worth it? It was worth every goddamn second. Was it worth it? It was worth every goddamn second. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 2005-05-27, Rated PG-13
Score 29.966
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Was it worth it? It was worth every goddamn second.
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That boy got some slave feet, you see that? That boy got some slave feet, you see that? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 2005-05-27, Rated PG-13
Score 29.921
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That boy got some slave feet, you see that?
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Now I will never get to play. Now I will never get to play. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 2005-05-27, Rated PG-13
Score 29.512
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Now I will never get to play.
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Listen, if you want to cry, you go ahead and cry. I will cry with you. Listen, if you want to cry, you go ahead and cry. I will cry with you. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 2005-05-27, Rated PG-13
Score 29.415
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Listen, if you want to cry, you go ahead and cry. I will cry with you.
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You assholes better not cut me. I am still on this team. You assholes better not cut me. I am still on this team. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 2005-05-27, Rated PG-13
Score 29.228
dot You assholes better not cut me. I am still on this team.
You assholes better not cut me. I am still on this team.
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Yeah. It's Brucie's time to shine, baby. Yeah. It's Brucie's time to shine, baby. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 2005-05-27, Rated PG-13
Score 29.155
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Yeah. It's Brucie's time to shine, baby.
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Does The N Word Offend You? NIGGER? Does The N Word Offend You? NIGGER? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 2005-05-27, Rated PG-13
Score 29.140
dot Does The N Word Offend You? NIGGER?
Does The N Word Offend You? NIGGER?
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