Shallow Vows - American Dad! [S05E06]

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Shallow Vows - American Dad! [S05E06]
TV-14 AnimationComedy

Francine lets herself go right before she and Stan renew their vows after she learns that Stan married her for her looks. Stan responds by having his retinas removed so that he doesn't have to look at her.

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15 Nov 2009
Shallow Vows
John Aoshima, Brent Woods
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Released 2009-11-15, Rated TV-14
Score 22.329
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Released 2009-11-15, Rated TV-14
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Released 2009-11-15, Rated TV-14
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Released 2009-11-15, Rated TV-14
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