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Honestly, Titus, I was just like you.
Xan, go open another bottle.
Tea time!
It took the police 15 years to find me.
I get to stay in Manhattan.
The histrionics are not going to fly in this house
So you'll stay?
This monster was once my beloved creation...
it was a tad extreme,
Straight men don't drink through straws.
Well, tell your lady
Okay, that's her.
But then you cast Rick?
I'm sorry.
But I don't have any money.
I can't find my phone.
Okay.
while I walk to the water store.
He's just using me so his parents don't find out
♪ They alive, damn it ♪
'cause they're wearing a winter coat.
and both our names mean penis.
her friends are just the worst.
It's okay.
of Julian and Jacqueline Voorhees.
Brought to life with the electrokinesis
- Hey. - Yeah, what's up?
That wasn't a crack den.
I mean... I like you, like you.
when everyone else knows that ship...
He said that you work with actors
He's not even in New York anymore.
drag my body below 96th Street,
I can't wait for you to meet Mom,
I'm so sorry, Hu Zha Qi.
♪ My daddy's tall and sweet ♪
Probably. But not yet.
Madonna is overrated!
he's hooking up with his sister.
Kimmy, I'm afraid I ruined everything between us.
in behaving like a straight man.
Hu Zha Qi let me sleep on the grill.
Is it gonna be up to me to teach you about birth control?
because Dong likes me?
I saved your life once.
Did you think I was hitting on her?
Well, you know that I've never, like, had a boyfriend.
Yikes.
Okay. Sure.
My apologies to you
On our third date, Logan and I had a mishap.
Okay. Great.
Now, you listen, stone-faced, like a man,
The only person you needed to audition for