Secrets of a Successful Marriage - The Simpsons [S05E22]

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Secrets of a Successful Marriage - The Simpsons [S05E22]
TV-14 AnimationComedy

Homer begins teaching a class on how to have a successful marriage, but jeopardizes his own marriage by revealing secrets about himself and Marge.

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19 May 1994
Secrets of a Successful Marriage
Carlos Baeza
- Why, you little-- - [ Choking ] - [ Class ] Ooh. - Why, you little-- - [ Choking ] - [ Class ] Ooh. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 1994-05-19, Rated TV-14
Score 27.862
dot - Why, you little-- - [ Choking ] - [ Class ] Ooh.
- Why, you little-- - [ Choking ] - [ Class ] Ooh.
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#2
Released 1994-05-19, Rated TV-14
Score 24.614
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Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out-out-out-out-out-out-out!
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No, you can't, Mr. Simpson. No one can. No, you can't, Mr. Simpson. No one can. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 1994-05-19, Rated TV-14
Score 23.538
dot No, you can't, Mr. Simpson. No one can.
No, you can't, Mr. Simpson. No one can.
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Just eat the damn oranges! Just eat the damn oranges! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
Released 1994-05-19, Rated TV-14
Score 23.359
dot Just eat the damn oranges!
Just eat the damn oranges!
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- [ Tires Squealing ] - It's all right. I'm a teacher! - [ Tires Squealing ] - It's all right. I'm a teacher! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 1994-05-19, Rated TV-14
Score 21.262
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- [ Tires Squealing ] - It's all right. I'm a teacher!
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#6
Released 1994-05-19, Rated TV-14
Score 21.213
dot complete and utter dependence.
complete and utter dependence.
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[ Gagging ] Chokin' on my own rage, here. [ Gagging ] Chokin' on my own rage, here. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 1994-05-19, Rated TV-14
Score 21.019
dot [ Gagging ] Chokin' on my own rage, here.
[ Gagging ] Chokin' on my own rage, here.
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#8
Released 1994-05-19, Rated TV-14
Score 20.213
dot uh, of a family of love. " Sha-la-la-la "
uh, of a family of love. " Sha-la-la-la "
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#9
Released 1994-05-19, Rated TV-14
Score 19.975
dot D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!
D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!
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Special present? I don't wanna wait. I want it now! I want the children to see. Special present? I don't wanna wait. I want it now! I want the children to see. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 1994-05-19, Rated TV-14
Score 19.960
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Special present? I don't wanna wait. I want it now! I want the children to see.
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Marge, look at me. We've been separated for a day, and I'm as dirty as a Frenchman. Marge, look at me. We've been separated for a day, and I'm as dirty as a Frenchman. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 1994-05-19, Rated TV-14
Score 19.857
dot Marge, look at me. We've been separated for a day, and I'm as dirty as a Frenchman.
Marge, look at me. We've been separated for a day, and I'm as dirty as a Frenchman.
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And I'm not out of order. You're out of order! The whole freakin' system is out of order. And I'm not out of order. You're out of order! The whole freakin' system is out of order. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 1994-05-19, Rated TV-14
Score 19.364
dot And I'm not out of order. You're out of order! The whole freakin' system is out of order.
And I'm not out of order. You're out of order! The whole freakin' system is out of order.
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#13
Released 1994-05-19, Rated TV-14
Score 19.350
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Trouble in paradise, huh? Heh, heh, heh.
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#14
Released 1994-05-19, Rated TV-14
Score 18.971
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Hey, Homer. Why don't you just nibble her elbow?
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#15
Released 1994-05-19, Rated TV-14
Score 18.220
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Well, I'm a smart woman, but I make bad choices.
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So, little Lisa, apple of my eye... So, little Lisa, apple of my eye... Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#16
Released 1994-05-19, Rated TV-14
Score 17.795
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So, little Lisa, apple of my eye...
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My problem is I'm a real user of women. I move in right away and stay until the money's gone. My problem is I'm a real user of women. I move in right away and stay until the money's gone. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#17
Released 1994-05-19, Rated TV-14
Score 17.615
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My problem is I'm a real user of women. I move in right away and stay until the money's gone.
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Kiss her! [ Yelps ] Kiss her! [ Yelps ] Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#18
Released 1994-05-19, Rated TV-14
Score 17.068
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Kiss her! [ Yelps ]
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Honey, the door blew shut. Honey, the door blew shut. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#19
Released 1994-05-19, Rated TV-14
Score 16.982
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Honey, the door blew shut.
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You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#20
Released 1994-05-19, Rated TV-14
Score 16.890
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You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
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- [ Gasps, Thinking ] Something said. Not good. - Get the hell out of here. - [ Gasps, Thinking ] Something said. Not good. - Get the hell out of here. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 1994-05-19, Rated TV-14
Score 16.649
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- [ Gasps, Thinking ] Something said. Not good. - Get the hell out of here.
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#22
Released 1994-05-19, Rated TV-14
Score 16.487
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Son, I know you meant well, but that wasn't the right thing to do.
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[ Gasps ] I didn't know we could do that. [ Gasps ] I didn't know we could do that. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 1994-05-19, Rated TV-14
Score 16.473
dot [ Gasps ] I didn't know we could do that.
[ Gasps ] I didn't know we could do that.
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What the hell are you talkin' about? You're the one who double-dared us. What the hell are you talkin' about? You're the one who double-dared us. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 1994-05-19, Rated TV-14
Score 16.328
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What the hell are you talkin' about? You're the one who double-dared us.
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Smi-thers! Smi-thers! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 1994-05-19, Rated TV-14
Score 15.661
dot Smi-thers!
Smi-thers!
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