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- We could have a roaming orgy. - I love the way this man thinks!
Michael Myers is dead.
- I can't get my butt back. - You gotta give me a chance, honey.
- You're not going. - Yes, I am.
- He's dead. He's dead. H-He's dead. - No. No.
I can’t I’m uh having my nipples pierced
That's it. Have a good time.
with her long, slender legs that climbed high up her skirt,
And I need you to be responsible.
Then the boys are just gonna have to deal with it.
Shit.
Jimmy been suspended five times this year already...
- Well, uh... - Um...
celebrate.
What?
the blackest eyes.
I would rather have my eyes pierced.
Look, I know today is the day, but I think that...
Hey. We could have avoided this whole thing...
- Look, man. I got a date with Molly tonight. - Mm-hmm.
Oh. Oh!
♪ I see your soul It's kind of gray ♪
- Give me 20. - Okay.
I know, and there's a strange car parked down at the gate,
I spent eight years trying to reach him...
I was told there was nothing left.
♪ What's this life for ♪
- Do you need somethin'? - Oh! Uh, yeah.
I found these, but no corkscrew.
Baby, it's fiction! People like to read descriptive adjectives.
Keep moving. Keep moving!
Oh, I hadn't noticed.
Thanks.
Oh!
No drugs, no kidding.
Omgawd
Guess who has a fever of 102...
No. No. Can't do it.
I, uh, I always found obesity to be very sexy.