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As far as I'm concerned, he can stay as long as he wants.
Listen, I don't care what you say-- chlamydia is a soup. It's My Opinion. I Can Have That If I'd Like.
[ Barney] So, I came home last night,
Okay, you're gonna have to hold anyway, sir. Yeah.
Bangkok. Yeah. That's, uh, cool.
- I've seen you. I know. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry about the firing.
And then I will commence to whisper sweet words in her ear.
Chicago's number one news and financial net work.
Yeah, What's Happening? - [Murmuring, Wailing] Yeah, What's Happening? - [Murmuring, Wailing]
We'll get out of this mess. Trust me.
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Yea h. - It's exactly that kind of language...
over at WAMS from Cyrus.
When a man works hard all his life...
[Groaning]
- Mm-hmm. - That's right. And it was Leon...
- Oh, yeah. Oh, sure. - You bet.
[All Groaning] Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Hey, what's happening, Evelyn? I remember-
It's time to take it back.
- Yes, that's right. - Yeah, that's cool.
She said she was in radio. Said she wanted to put Leon on the radio.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Scrap, wait a minute. Leon.
[Cyrus Chuckles]
The army, they called it Asia,
Because over the years I have learned to not do...
my personal space.
unloads 10% of its gold holdings,
Yeah, well, that's-- that's interesting.
My Sport:
That's a good question.
And Jason.... Well, Jason, you're clearly gay.
I did not do anything to deserve this. [Crying]
- prepare for battle. - [All Cheering]
Your husband is a little insecure because he's retirin', that's all.
- the goods. - [Zipper Unzips]
Yeah. Well, there was no way to predict that that was gonna end up so badly.
And she'd have to have known you long enough...
who surrounded himself with the world's most beautiful objects.
Don't open that door, McGee.“
- Really? - Really.
I'm on my way to see the girl of my dreams.
Oh! Heh-heh!
ls not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unliking to?
Well, welcome to WPT Radio.
- [Woman] Hello, Ladies Man. - Oh, it's a lady.
Ever since we last saw each other,
Yeah. Now, that's what I'm talkin' about.
A lonely, misguided...
and same old threats from the boss.
“ Money- ”
houseboat bill, electrical bill...
Excuse me. What was that, little man?
Don't push up on me in front of your peeps, okay?
♪ I am Julie's piano ♪♪
It's all right, baby. Men are pigs.
“ Dearest Leon, I know it's been a long- ♪
Leon, we may never work in radio again.
- [ Leon] Interesting. - [Cyrus] Hey, hey, hey.
- [Lance] Son of a bitch! - Don't say “ son of a bitch."
He's unprofessional. He drinks on the air.
Young Leon was taken into this world...
Did you say that woman's name was Honey DeLune?
I was cleaning up the broom closet,
- You look like Monkey D. - Thank you very much.
Bring it!
[Clears Throat]
Leon didn't go home with her, but he took home her business card.
and you're not freaky or disgustin', please give us a call.
Del an e.
- [ Groans] - This is a woman who cared for you,
I guess she packed her wedding dress away...
He said that the radio station won’t pay for any more of your fines.
the ladies loved Leon Phelps.
'Cause when he ran out of my apartment-
DeLune!
- Shut it up. I can't believe this. - Okay.
- You gotta be kidding me. - Uh-uh.
She is gonna take me on a trip around the world.
And I think we got time for one more call.
Get ready to see a wet bird fly at night...
that made everything that I enjoy in life...
You see, I--
Oh, yes.
- Are you paying for it? - Of course.
Gentlemen, there will be no fighting in this bar.
which is not uncommon in my case.
He always did.
Um, same old, same old. Leon Phelps is a genius.
- just some gristle lumps. - Gristle lump you want, you got.
and I'm ready to take your calls.
Mistakes are sometimes funny
Lester, how come you tell that story every time we walk into this bar?
Does not this flower of love...
How am I supposed to do that? We tried every radio station in town.
So she puts it on the tripod and she starts to ram it.