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[Laughing] What ladies? Who are these women?
yes, I did sex them up a little bit.
- [Edna] I'll drink to that. - [Leon] I do too.
Mr. Phelps.
Yeah, absolutely.
Let me give you the play-by-play.
You can skip through that part.
- [ Laughing] - No, who is that?
You need to say to her, “Baby, what is it that you want?“
No, we don't let him go! Get back in there!
- Kill him! - There's something else I wanna say.
Acapulco, Sweden, maybe the Solomon Islands.
Say sweet thang Can I buy you a fish sandwich?
and cut his balls off!
- Hi. - Hi.
Yes, Leon, I've had sex.
I remember how you said I was your one true love.
♪ Everybody get UP a'
" Deal"Leon. Stop. The '70s are over. Stop."
- Ew! - What?
So, if you have a romantic query and you are under the age of 50...
to hear what you got to say.
There.
Look what it's done to us.
I told you before, Leon, it's not a yacht if you get mail there.
Gentlemen,
Well, I guess you'd better ask the man yourself.
and winos and ditsy women who think they can run with the big boys.
So…you don’t want a fish sandwich??
- He is just jealous. - Leon, I think he's serious this time.
[Chuckling]
- Thank you. - And another thing.
[Sobbing] What?
until he squirms and squeals like a little piglet.
is in this rich lady's letter and her money.
[Coughing]
“ Victims of the smiling ass. ”
In hell!
Team Meeting. Time sheet notice. Project Coordination. Oooo! Volleyball tonight!
Shh. I was bonin' a lady inside.
And besides that, Julie, you have to learn...
[Bar Patrons Laughing]
You're a lot shorter than I expected. But the hair and the shoes help out.
- Hey, ' Let’s
to the classiest, most sophisticated,
- That's for you, Lester. - You have any idea who this woman is?
Wow! You're huge.
This Was Sensitive. [ Exasperated Sigh]
Pin its-its well-oiled and...
So you don't want a fish sandwich?
[ Chuckling] Well, I guess he can? stick around.
They talked and laughed on into the night.
There goes Julie Simmons.
Oh, boy.
There may be weird smells afterwards, but don't worry. just take a shower.
a little bit more special.
The job search starts tomorrow.
I'm Gil Stewart, looking after your money.
- Take it easy there, Bloopy. - Bloopy's gonna lick you all over.
- These are people just like you, Barney. -[All ] Hi, Barney.
Last time I trusted you, you told the city of Chicago to do it in the butt.
- No, that's all right. - Oh.
that I was gonna let that dude disrespect my Julie twice.
Yeah, actually, we do. This should give you...
Baby, I want to leave my whole life behind and run away with you.
- Yeah, but Leon-- - You're the greatest, you know?
I didn't invite Leon--
Jamie wasn't asked this important question today.
We know who you are, Barney.
[ Scrap ] I believe that, yes.
You'd be surprised at how many men will approach you. I know that I would.
Man, I'd like to take a bite out of your butt.
- What? - Yeah.
No, that's “ da" butt.