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Listen, how about you have a- I'd like to offer you a pickled pig's feet.
- Say it loud. - No.
Means your wang is hugeafied by a man
Yeah, that sounds good.
I did it. I did it! [Laughing]
but here's a quick wrap-up of the day's biggest stories.
We scored so big.
- How did he do it? - [ Bar Patrons In Unison] Hey, Leon.
♪ Like the stormy sea ♪
- It's okay just lie down. - You deserve better.
[All] Yeah!
- Rot in hell, Leon. - Yes, I heard you the first time.
who taught me I didn't have to be ashamed of my body.
- ,1' Everybody get up ,1' - Cleaner than a broke-dick dog.
But she definitely didn't understand my passion...
Release the power within yourself
- Hey, Lester. - I stepped in a time machine.
[All Screaming]
This is nothin'. lt's just one of those Biore patches, that's all.
We play all the biggest names in soft rock and light jazz.
Ain't that right, Scrap Iron?
- [Knocking On Door] - You're on in ten minutes.
- How about a piece de resistance? - Hmm.
- Hal, why don't you just- - Yeah.
[Grunting, Groaning]
and I formed this group.
- Like Frank. You, for instance. - Yeah?
Listen, I could really use that drink now.
I bet you're wondering what a nice girl like that is doing in a place like this.
Or as I like to call it, my personal " skankuary. "
A)" f Soul ]
he'll be given a lot of money without having to earn it.
He runs out of all of our houses bare-assed, you know.
- Mm. - Why don't you come on in?
Yeah. This is a nice place you got here.
Oh! Yes, indeed. Look at them.
He learned everything a bright kid would wanna know about--
I will be going to the bathroom to puke up a hog ball.
Leon's completely cleaned up his act.
- Okay. - Kiss me. Kiss me!
Cuckoo, cuckoo. Yeah.
I will. This is my house, after all. Right?
- ♪ Get up on the downstroke ♪ - Mm-hmm. Player of the year.
There you go, now. That's a nice one. That's a nice one.
- You miserable, fatheaded jackass. - Theresa!
and we spent a lot of time in this area here.
You don't have to argue. I've seen it on the grocery store shelves.
Let me see that.
He has a little sip of cognac now and then, but-
Can we sell it? [Laughs] just kiddin'.
Well, we'll see what we can do.
Where might we find this Leon Phelps?
and her mother has a video camera.
Yeah. Well, congratulations. That's good.
Oh, it's a lady.
No, we are not going to do it.
♪ Turn off the lights ♪
- You like that? - I don't believe this.
but it's not the end of his story by along shot.
All right, that's nice. I got everything but the glass.
[Lance] It was quite a thrill, though, when it went up in flames.
is that you suffer from,
- He's got a gun! - What, are you crazy, round boy?
- Is this ours? - Well, it's ours now.
I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Plus, I felt it in my pants.
Um, I have made love to many fine ladies,
[Leon] Au contraire, bon jour.
Let's have a drink. Come on in, baby.
You know, {actually had to get the magic cleaned from out of this curtain.
Is it not the sweetest flower?
I'm presently in the process of getting my resume typed up over at Kinko's.
Get him!
You know something, Julie? I'm realizing that my life really sucks.
[ Scrap ] The day you pick up that pretty woman,
Well, I just had sex, and-
tiny little fine,
I would’ve chased after him, but I was too sore.
10, 4 Apricot
- Leon? Leon Phelps? - [Chuckles]
- Totally! Yeah! - All right!
Hey, what's happening? This is Leon Phelps. You got The Ladies Man.
It's no houseboat, but it's nice.
- Let's get you into bed, okay? - [ Groans ]
I have a plan for this type of thing.
and raised as one of their own.
[Leon] Hmm.
you will feel it deep down in your pants.
The master of the house was a great man...
I can eat this. Fine. I can eat it. If this is what you want, fine.
No, listen, Julie. That is where you are wrong.
- Missionary position? In Bangkok. - Yeah.
That's delightful.
Booze... and penicillin.
You see?
Yeah, that's me.
very soon to assume a missionary position.
Now listen. All you men here with wives or girlfriends...
♪ All of my dreams are near at hand ♪
That was not a good idea.
Oh, no, that is workin'. Yeah.
- See you later. - Take care.
but you can't blame the Wang.
she is over there and she is awaiting with bated breath...
[ Man ] Show him how to do it, Leon.