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That is not wrestling! Hello!
♪ And it's all because we're gonna get The Ladies Man ♪
Easy. Easy, girl. That's one rambunctious guzzle you got there.
His name is Leon Phelps. I fired him a week ago.
- Spicy hog balls. - [All Groaning]
- [Chattering] - [ Man ] Of course, the training.
♪ The time has come to kill The Ladies Man ♪
♪ All at once the search is truly over ♪
- Hey, Leon. - Yes?
- Cut his balls off! - Wait a second!
Educated debutante high-society bus station skank...
Gentlemen, let's torch it.
Well, that's no problem,
And look at that nice poster of Rick Astley.
- But it can get a little steamy. - [ Swallows ]
That's the first time it's ever worked.
- I'm sorry. - It's okay.
And in that warm family environment,.
Wait a second. It says here we did it in a Laundromat.
[ Lance] Leon Phelps.
Yeah, see, you was kicked in the scrotum.
- I did it. - You did it. I'm proud of you.
Custom-made, $100.
In this magical kingdom,
Now, back to Money Matters. I'm your host, Gil Stewart,.
And also I bought you a box of my favorite Mexican wine.
- Hey, swinger. I've got an idea. - Yeah?
Leon single-handedly saved my second and fourth marriages.
Listen, this is not cool.
- You the man now. - ♪ Get up on the downstroke ♪
- [ Laughs] Let's go. - Yes. Let's.
[Chanting] Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
These are new. The best!
- Oh, is that a fact? - Caller, you got The Ladies Man.
. .
Well, what can l say, baby? The ladies, they love Leon Phelps.
- That is it. - What? What?
- Yeah, this morning. - Fantastic. You got the job.
Ladies Man became America's number-one radio talk show.
[Groaning]
Listen, Julie, you are now in the world of Leon Phelps, okay?
Well, Julie, sweetheart, I said I would meet your friend, and I have.
[All Exclaiming]
Giving her a preview of.... THE GOODS
and we're almost out of time here on Money Matters,
- I got your gristle lump. - [All Groaning]
Listen, don't talk to Julie like that.
I don't stay up that late anymore.
- Bye, Lester. See you tomorrow, Leon. - Bye, sweetie.
- He also goes by “ The Lad/es Man. ” - [All] Yeah!
♪♪ [ Soul, indistinct]
This is a nice place. It looks like you've finally made the big-time.
_..-~...-~ [jazz On Television]
My lovely producer, Julie Simmons,
And how long have you been, uh, “ nunning" it up?
That was two years ago.
takes you all around the world, is that right?
How’s it going?
♪ It ain't no good for you You know you're too pretty, girl ♪
were those wild nights we had together in bed.
- Mm-hmm. - But I feel good. I feel real good.
Yeah. When you sent that letter, all I could think about was the money.
We will have our revenge."
No!
Leon Phelps here, and I am looking at a half-empty bottle of Courvoisier,
and hang out with no underpants.
- My main man! - I need some new stuff.
All your old lady ever wanted was you to spend time gettin' her in the mood.
- ,1' Everybody get up ,1' - Yeah.
Are we going to do it?
No,Julie, listen. I can't stand the idea of you...
Hello? Am I on?
- So Julie? - Huh?
What would you want to kill a guy like that for anyway?
♪ And we know why he's not here because he's not ♪
I have performed the magic once in that wastepaper basket.
This is not cool. This is unfair.
and you will learn a new definition of pain!
♪ And it's all because we're gonna get this Ladies Man ♪
The one person you can trust is Leon Phelps.
I seem to be dropping all your mail.
[ Murmuring I
Practically nobody eats these.
soft breath on- on the back of its neck.
that's the day I believe a wet bird don't fly at night.
Well, he doesn't hang out here. [ Chuckles]
Well, how could you find a girl like me?
- Your husband. - Yeah. It's no big deal.
♪ Get up on the downstroke ♪
- Look like a chitlin to me. - Prairie oysters. Mmm!
[Screaming] Why?
in favor of better-performing securities.
Sweet Thing is Honey DeLune!
Hi. Can I get some more waffles down here? Thank you.
So excuse me while Leon Phelps shows you...
MY CAR DOES NOT EXIST, SO.....
Come back to me, Leon. I'm waiting for you...
or sisters or mothers,
Score! Score! Score!
His name is Leon Phelps.
Why is that?
Have you ever known the joys of a missionary position?
[Scrap] This ain't the welfare. This is the good stuff
i guess i'm a clumsy mailman.
And three more times in the spring of '99--
Arbor Day, Cinco de Mayo and Flag Day.