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Bangkok is lovely. In fact, I'm looking forward to taking it all in.
thought he could take something from us, something we hold sacred.
I'm actually with these guys. You're all right in my book.
but I'm in- I'm in really bad shape.
I don't know. Maybe there's somebody out there who don't know you.
Oh, what the hell.
In fact, he got--
You heard me, release the power.
Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Don't stop.
That's why I couldn’t dream of settling down.
- You're not gonna cut it off. - I know.
You gotta get a thumb and just stick it up in there.
Didn't you send me a note about getting together and sharing your money, love?
Da Butt?
So I bid you adieu. See you on the other side of the tracks.
I know that now, because I, too, have a woman that I love.
after grabbing a big, husky guy like Brian...
- Well, that sounds good. - Wonderful.
I was with these two girls, right?
Let me just grab these keys, and we'll be right inside.
- I guess I'm a clumsy mailman. - You're a bad mailman.
I mean, this is my statue, and this is my carpet.
It’s no house boat, but it’s nice!
[ Woman Over Telephone] Ladies Man. I've been feeling really confused.
Way to go, Leon. You really are a class act.
I've waited longer for this than anyone.
Don't let the smooth taste fool you. I'm from the streets.
Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?
- Listen, did you write this letter? - What?
[ Conversation, indistinct ]
But here's a funny thing about running after a dream--
Take your lover by the hand.
Two Thumbs Up Like the Fonz
- Leon-- - Don't let Bucky get you all upset.
Yeah, we already know about the clothes.
[ Leon] That is why.
- [ Honking] - Okay, listen, Bloopy?
[ Man] He's not here, guys.
Yeah, once in the '805, but I did not enjoy it.
My husbands away.
- Hey, Margie. What's up? It's Leon. - Hi.
What's happening? You got The Ladies Man,
HEY, SWEET THING!
Or as they say in the medical profession, the ball sac.
- We're never gonna catch this guy. - Calm down, Barney.
It's my opinion. I can have that if I'd like.
♪ I can't believe it's finally over ♪
that there are more important things in life than work.
a truck overturned in the slow lane.
That's the craziest thing I've ever thought of.
Yeah, you see, what your problem is...
I have done it to a lot of ladies,
educated, debutante, high society bus station skank.
- [Chanting Dies Down] - Oil?
My houseboat. It's my houseboat!
[Leon] That's fine.
Oh, you might try his houseboat,
10-4, apricot.
I was too busy trying to be " Leon Phelps, The Ladies Man, "
And you'll see by tomorrow Bucky Kent will be all cooled down.
Yeah? Well, get ready to see a wet bird fly at night, my friend.
- I'm sorry,Julie. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. Come on.
No matter what they do to me, they can fire me from their radio station,
but of“ boning," you see what I'm saying?
,1' All this time ,1'
- Why is it very good? - It's the book of all of his numbers.
that's gonna get you kicked off the air-
stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress.
- Yeah! - Yeah!
i guess i'm a clumsy mailman.
[All ] That's right!
{will probably begin with a very classy first line.
[ Lester] Well, there goes Leon Phelps.
I' thiS time f.”
zaddy’s now has fish sandwiches & broiled fish!!!!
And then again in June of '96.
The S&P is down four.
In fact, the only thing that ever compared...
♪ This stinks, he's not here and this stinks ♪
She didn't understand why Brian, my wrestling partner, and I...
I think that you wrote the mystery letter.
That's right!
Well, we haven't had a fine in weeks.
I don't think so.
Julie. Come on in.
such a favorite with the owner of the station.
Not because he was smart and not because he was rich,
Actually, get two thumbs up in there You know, like the fonz
Yeah. Mm!
And Lance, dear, can you kick ass quietly?
Scrap Iron, you're my man.
We're also looking for this man.
And from this moment on, I declare our supreme manliness!
Eat all you want, boys. Eat all you want.
to finally realize what a wonderful person you're capable of being.
♪ I am Julie's piano ♪
But Leon being Leon,
We'll do it real quick. Come on, baby. You know what Bloopy likes.