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Oh, uh, Leon, you're gonna have to give me a little bit of time.
You are listening to WRIX,
- Savor the flavor. - Mm-hmm.
[Woman] I'm new to this city. and I don't know too many people.
Yes!
I drank that one for Leon's one true love.
I was raised on pig's feet.
and I can't understand why anyone would ever want to seduce you.
All I know is that all my problems, they are now solved.
I didn't force myself onto your women.
Gold takes a big hit on the floor as the International Monetary Fund...
- Kinko's. Good people. Nice. - Yeah.
tattoo thing on his, uh, on his, uh-
Yes, I do. Ooh, Courvoisier.
Her name is Julie, and I never listened to her.
All right. So let's take some more calls. Go ahead, caller.
It was sort of a missionary position--
There's nothing really else to say about that. I think you all know that.
He seduced my wife. He screwed all our women!
what seems to be your query?
- Lance! Lance! Lance! Lance! - I am going to wrestle you.
His face appeared on the nation's most popular brand of hog balls.
Uh, let's see. [Humming]
And when you find him, tell him to come in and pick up this crap.
H2P
That's a song I wrote for you.
Mating ritual Initiated
ho ho
- ,1' Light a candle) - You've gotta be kidding.
I simply gave them somethin' that you all wasn't givin' them.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Cleaner than a broke dick dog
Yeah, you sound painfully shy. Listen, this is what you should do.
Susan from Oak Park. you have a question for Leon?
We'll go to Paris, of course. We might go to France.
By Leon Phelps.
♪ Do me right, baby ♪
when my mom tries to tell me what to do
Yeah, right. It's the same five or six people in this place.
How you doing? Good to see you.
Right.
Not every one. I can still pull a favor, hopefully,
And I read:
- Because- - Shut up and kiss me.
Maybe we won't actually go that far.
Here's why I ask. Because it looks like somebody...
Giving her a preview of....
I'm just gonna ease my way out. Play a little music. No more phone calls.
Was your father a meat burglar?
It was April, 1960.
- Can I help you? - Martini with lemon.
Ladies, if you are rich and I boned you,
Vengeance is mine! Aa-aah!
have the fragrant aroma affine, fine diamonds?
Another Shadow traffic update with TJ. Burks in ten minutes.
That is it!
- It's okay. We're gonna be fine. - You should be with a professional.
Poor little Leon was thrown out into the cold,
- [Whimpers] - [All 1 O-O-Ohh!
- Yes, in hell. I got you. - Your mother looks like Florida Evans!
What’s happening jamestown If you are a single lady and at Amy Schumer Meet me at the beer tent
Ooh. It's a lady.
- Our manhood. Was he successful? - [All ] No!
♪ The time has come to kill The Ladies Man ♪
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
- This was sensitive. - [ Exasperated Sigh]
sometimes what you were dreaming about was in front of you all along.
♪ Everything is happening as planned ♪
Tiny little pecker? You're not talking about Leon Phelps
for wrestling.
- Yes, duly noted. - Rotting and burning.
[Chuckles] You know something Julie? Hmm?
♪ Everybody get UP a'
[ Candy] Wow! Where you gonna go, Leon?
Uh, I have a question. Could I--
I would love to stay and have another one, like I usually do,
so it became really difficult for me to use the telephone.
- My car doesn't exist, so- Yes. - Shut up.
And so I was doing the twin sisters and then her mother walks in,
and I've never stopped thinking of myself...
♪♪ [Angelic Chorus]
I was, uh- I was kind of hoping that you'd help me out.
Don't you worry,Julie. I'm a man of action.
which means that we are just about out of time.
This is my mirror.
Courvoisier, yes. That is the drink.
- She did? - Yeah. And Hal.
The army, they called it Asia,
[Leon] This is how my uncle taught us to drink tea.
Lance! Lance! Lance! Lance!
HEY, IT'S A LADY!
One night, I went out to train...
and out of it I saw our man running through the parking lot.
Do I have the right place? I was just-
Well, you know, the scientific name is the ” Hershey Highway. ”
One pickled dish at a time. Why are we gonna--
[Julie] “ Dearest L eon,
You're listening to The Ladies Man, the coast-to-coast love line...
Now, Leon Phelps, prepare to meet your doom.
Like this- “ Hey." [ Chuckles]
that tells me that this is my very special Sweet Thing.
Hey, there, Leon!
Just speed through. Same stuff.
Yeah! Leon, I've never had sex with you,
- You guys friends of his? - You might say that.
Well, look, I've never called a show like this before,
- [ Woman] You thought I wrote this? - [Leon] Yeah, I did.
but the one thing that they cannot take away...
Sorry, Leon. I'm not really interested in settling down right now.
but I cannot keep the future Mrs. Leon Phelps waiting.
I'm, uh- I'm sorry about the door.
Hmm? Good, huh?
Folks like Enya, Yanni, Tesh.
And the magic just happened once on that chair that you're touching.
Our morning anchor quit, out of the blue.
- Yeah, that sounds good. - No, it's not good.