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I am julie's piano
Oooookay
Look, everybody. People are actually eating the bar food.
♪ Get up on the downstroke ♪
But I just can't live like this anymore.
it looks like someone stole two fine hams, and shoved them down the back of your dress.
We'll be back in a few moments with the answer to our survey,
[ Scrap ] Take your time.
our general area of our search, okay?
If you need a temp job, let me know, okay? Gotta go. Love your place.
- Really? - Mm-hmm.
- Man, I got you covered, baby. - This is all right.
Kept on laughing. I thought she was crazy.
Why would you bottle human shit?
[ Sighs ] Let's see here.
- This man has stolen our manhood - Cuckoo!
♪ I'm gonna kill that dirty bastard ♪
So why don't we talk about something else.
[All Shouting]
Yeah, well, even so,
good sign
while the NASDAQ was up seven points.
She'd have to have parents that wouldn’t throw you off the porch.
Hey. How you doin'?
[ Scrap ] All right, boys, eat up. The food is free.
That's, uh- That's Leon Phelps.
- [All ] Kill! - No, hold on!
No, it's not good.
Take your lover by the hand And do it in the butt.
Yeah. How about I come over there and go to town on your money and your ass?
But definitely not as much. And that makes me angry.
I have to say I've heard of you, but I'm not too familiar with your show.
Yeah, how can I find a girl like you?
- M m m! - [ Woman] It's an acquired taste.
What the hell are you doing here? I hoped you were dead.
Lance!
I have a Ph.D. in tang, as it were.
And that is my frieze.
Does not the wind love the dirt?
- Miss, uh, Simmons? - Yes.
- Leon-- -just a second,Julie, I gob-Julie!
- [Julie] " Pina Colada Butt Lotion"? - Mm-hmm.
Look out, Chicago! The Ladies Man is back!
- It's a little heavy. - [ Laughs]
[All Shouting]
I would hate to see you as an old man, Leon.
- Really? - No! [Laughing]
I said that you don't talk to Julie like that.
That's my cue. I'm out of here.
Here comes the pterodactyl. Hope you like it.
Listen, I was wondering, can I ask you a question?
I mean, there must be some way to catch this woman's dude.
It’s a lady
- [All Groaning] - Okay, sorry. Sorry, everyone.
The feeling of my back pressed up against the wall of the Laundromat.
[ Beeps Off]
Oh it’s a lady
- I don't remember those on the menu. - Oh, these are good.
Let's go. Come on.
Um, why don't we just let bygones be bygones?
Now, years ago I was in the army,
♪ I feel like this is something really special ♪
Something is wrong. I can't do this.
That's my urn.
Yeah, that sounds good.
Um- So, where will you be holding this-
Have you ever gone down the Yellow River?
- But look, it'll be different this time. - Whatever, Leon.
Ooh!
That's nonsense,Julie. There's that kiddie station up in Wilmette.
December, 1994.
Say, sweet thing, can I buy you a fish sandwich?
Next caller. You got The Ladies Man.
you stick to the back streets and the whorehouses.
- [Man] My wife had that? - Yeah, she did.
Wake up!
You've gotta take that defeatist attitude and subdue it.
They listen all the time. Probably listening now.
- How'd your show go tonight? - Oh, yeah, good question.
There's some racy stuff at the beginning, but you can speed through it.
Do not question your love.
- Yo! - What's up, Aloysius?
♪ Something tells me this is truly grand ♪
Let's have a quickie for old time's sake.
" Have you seen this ass?"
Houseboat bill. Electrical bill.
but he started out life on the steps of a majestic mansion.
- Back-bottom gristle lumps. - [ Candy] Special of the house.
If that's her name, Leon is in a whole lot of trouble.
- I want you to take me, wild man. - Now?