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musky form down hard.
Well, that's nice, but you should put that in a safer place,
Yea, once in the '80s but I did not enjoy it
Mmm!
- [Scrap] Happiness.' - Thank you.
trying to get at.
No! No!
Ooh. It's a lady.
That's Hal. Don't make any sudden moves around him.
Listen, I handle my drink better than today.
I'd like to remind you, young lady,
♪ I've got a brand-new lease on life now ♪
Yeah, well, Julie told me that while they were datin',
Play some AI Green and smack her on the ass. She likes that.
This is the answer to all your unemployment problems?
♪ The time has come to kill The Ladies Man ♪♪
And why do you have a water bed when you live on a boat?
Victims of the smiling ass.
especially not in a Laundromat.
No, he was not. Why? Because we're men among men.
trained constantly.
- So you got my letter, right? - Mm-hmm.
So this is my fabulous yacht.
and it was so stuffed with crap.
Yeah, that sounds good!
Oh, my God! It is!
Yeah, once in the 80’s but I did not enjoy it
- You don't know? - Uh-uh.
♪ Do me right ♪
Oh, yeah? Well, I still live in the streets...
Lance! Lance! Lance! Lance!
- It's now 2:00 a.m. and time for-- ' i.” [SOUI]
Gentlemen... he's mine.
Boss, you want us to let him go now, or-
Go to the bus station or to a bowling alley...
He already has.
That's what she said.
Come on in, baby. The water's fine.
That's it.
of my beautiful foyer.
what seems to be your query?
but I like to call it Freaky-Deeky Sex World.
I'm sorry to interrupt you. Yeah, I know you gotta go.
I will crush you,
The clothes really haven't given us anything.
I'm sure you're aware your little friend, Leon Phelps,
And when he does, we're gonna be there to nail him...
That's not a crazy idea. I like that idea and I will support it.
Hey, go ahead, caller. You got The Ladies Man.
Listen up, everybody. This will be...
- Mr. Kent. - Yes!
That's right. That's right.
[ Man] Not the hog balls.
My God, this is a butt-load of cash you got here.
I'll be right there.
[Grunts] - [Weeping]
Oh, very nice. Very nice.
- This is what you want me to do? - Mm-hmm.
I've got a crazy idea.
I'm in a relationship, but I don't know if he is for real.
Madison Cawthorn meeting the Ladies Man
[ Continues, inaudible]
I just got a letter from the F.C.C.
5, 9--
- Cheryl - [Bedpost Banging]
This is a little something that I wrote.
And Adam. Well, Adam, you're clearly gay.
- And he's dead. - Yeah! Yeah!
What about a missionary position?
Don't let the smooth taste fool you. I'm from the streets
[Scrap] Got some hot sauce to go with that too.
Obviously, you haven't grown up much since our little mistake.
Um, come by and pick me up tomorrow night. Okay?
I swear, I never thought I could be taken in again...
- You want some pickled eggs? - I'd love some pickled eggs.
i guess i'm a cumsy mailman.