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Greco-Roman wrestling.
If the lady lives right here in Chicago, that ought to be easy.
Clean
Okay, that's cool, I guess. But listen.
Well, you never know. I mean, some nights the F.C.C. doesn't even listen.
He's a dangerous thief of hearts.
- Who you called- - Hey, sweet thing.
- I have had this aching in my soul. - Oh, you did?
You mean you've filled other people's slots before?
a good idea of what we can bring to your station.
Jeez!
Kill him!
[Honking Horn]
[All Groaning]
♪ I'm gonna kill that dirty bastard ♪
And Lance. Well, Lance, you're clearly gay.
pertaining to us and our love life.
The feeling of your skin pressed up against mine.
I would never do something of this nature.
That's right, baby. It's your Laundromat love machine.
BOY YOU JUST ATE SOME SHIT
What's happening? And welcome to The Lad/es Man,
No, I'm not.
the love line with all the right responses to your romantic queries.
But before I go, I'd like to leave you with just one more thought.
Yeah, that's why we wanna kill him. And we're going to.
I like to call it Freaky Deaky Sex World
[ Cheering]
Nancy
[ Leon] Listen, Julie, I just wanna say...
ass tattoo.
You know what?
I caught this mysterious tattooed guy and my wife going at it...
Two thumbs
continuing the trend of unloading the bulk of its holdings...
- [Scrap ] Funniest idea yet! - You people are sick!
HEY, SWEET THING!
Mistakes are sometimes funny.
[ Lester] And then it happened. She started laughing.
This will be your area. [suggest that...
by another insincere man.
We're going to catch him and cut off his tiny little pecker.
to the thrill of my performances...
- You know. - Well, Leon, you finally made good.
- Ow! You punched me. - Yeah.
- Look at that thing. - And in addition to that,
Whip out everything you've got...
- [Woman] Hello? Ladies Man? - Hey, it's a lady.
Stop talking.
Human shit? Human shit?
if you’re single and at amy schumer please meet me at the beer cart
Next caller. You got The Ladies Man.
Let's go back to my place.
- They are really good. - Come on. Bring it on. Let's go.
I can tell you how I felt when I knew I was truly in love.
Cyrus Cunningham? Your ex-fiance?
[All Laughing]
or that gin tank called Lester's Lounge.
- [All Chuckling] - We want to kill him.
'cause I have a lot of experience at filling other people’s slots.
[ Door Closes]
November of '95.
- That's why you want to kill Phelps. - Oh, yeah.
- German chocolate. Can't get no deeper. - Yeah. Aloysius...
The tape is important. There's people looking.
I hate the houseboat guy.
WAMS has done quite well without the help of rejects...
- [Candy] Hey. - Let me see that, Lester.
I need to think this through. You call me when you come back to reality.
Well. that is all the time we have.
- All right. - All right.
And then Apr“ of '$6.
We really didn't think that through.
♪ He's gone ♪♪
Actually, get two thumbs up in there, you know, like the Fonz.
I didn't think it showed.
This is it!
I would have fired him years ago if he wasn't such a-
Yes, I do, because when I read this letter...
and pinning him down to the ground...