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He had this, like, smiley...
It's not what you think.
i guess i'm a clumsy mailman.
Only one thing was off-limits.
Rot in hell, Honey DeLune.
Let me see if I remember- Cour-
Oh, it's a lady.
- Hey! Hey, man! Hey! - [Leon Continues]
Julie, can you do that again?
there is somebody that I helped.
[Siren Wailing]
I don't wanna talk. I just came to pick up my-
Excuse me. I'll just be a minute changing.
What's happening? And welcome to The Ladies--
Yeah, we did some pretty messed-up junk.
Um- So, I understand that you are a nun?
Oh, my God!
♪ I'm gonna kill that dirty bastard ♪
DeLune, DeLune.
[Man Narrating] No one knows where Leon came from exactly,
Yeah, I know-- Gettin' it together.
Spring of '89.
German Chocolate. Can’t get no deeper than that
the king shared everything with him.
- Do you have a man in there with you? - Oh, yes!
Listen, I'm sorry. We-We got off on the wrong foot here.
In fact, I'm looking around this place...
- [Honey] Yes! Yes! Yes! - [Leon] No, no. No.
which I don't have anymore.
Say sweet thang Can I buy you a fish sangwich
I want you even more.
-I am a master of Greco-Roman wrestling. -[All] Yeah!
Working from home And seeing the mail man
You know , you were never “ The Ladies Man" to me.
Damn it!
Oh, yeah, look at that. Oh, yeah, it's fresh.
It is the fault of the Wang. I should cut this thing off.
Oh, he left his clothes at your house.
[Men Coughing, Murmuring]
Look, you got your nice little stuffed animals there.
- To happiness. - [Leon] To happiness.
with all the right responses to your romantic queries.
Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper.
Where do you even find this stuff?
You might have to kill him, but I don't think it'll come to that.
We're gonna take a break right now.
[ Man] Well, let me tell you a little bit about WRQE.
Julie, when am I gonna see your room?
- unsafe things, you understand. - [Sniffs]
- Yeah, well, you have that. - [ Laughs ]
Listen, baby, the answer to all of our troubles...
It would’ve been really nice if you had written this letter.
- See you later! - [Barney] How does he do it?
You know, lam like Mother Teresa,
- And this is not from Jimmie Walker. - [ Mimicking Leon]
Unless, of course, you're not wearing any pants,
in July, 1992.
If you got some Courvoisier, we could pour some of that in here too.
Yeah, you heard what he said. No!
Here's a story I'm gonna tell you. It goes a little something like this.
In most cases, it was really good.
That's the wife of the dude who wants to kill Leon.
Which means, basically, that your Wang is " hugeified"
- [ Laughs] - It was downright stupid, baby.
I'm sorry, Lance. I'm going home.
I'm sorry. What were you saying, sweet thing?
I'm about to go on. I have to stay in character.
I got my Courvoisier cognac right here,
And she'd have to be attractive.
Just thought you could use a little advice.
[ Man Over Radio] Along the Kennedy Expressway,
Don't argue with me about it. I don't care if you are a doctor.
Yeah, What's Happening? - [Murmuring, Wailing]
- Leon, this is Cyrus. - Cyrus Cunningham.
♪ Reaching for the sky ♪
- Hey, how about some prairie oysters? - Ooh, prairie oysters!
Now, I will see you and Bill this weekend. Okay? Bye-bye.
How does a trip around the world sound for starters?
Mm-mmm.