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- "Da" butt? - Yeah. And I also like tennis.
You know that that was our last chance at a steady paycheck.
I have made these photocopies for you all to take a look at.
All right.
♪ You don't know what whiskey can do to you ♪♪
That's not- Don't-
That's yucky.
Euro Nymphing and dabutt????
Perhaps you thought I'd recoil from your bar food, but-
yuh
[Stammering] I'm sorry. What was that?
[Scrap] Don't be fighting over gristle lumps. Come on, now.
You mud duck! Quack on.
[Ringing]
When we catch him, we're gonna cut his balls off.
What-What is this?
“ My back pressed against the washing machine- ♪
It's more like a trailer park of the sea.
“ What is love?
No, to me you've always been just plain old Leon Phelps.
Yeah, this is the guy that dumped you.
- It's turned us crazy! - [All ] Whoa! Whoa!
Let's do it like we used to-- real nasty!
Yeah, that would be really nice.
thank you for sticking up for me.
Uh, The Lord's Man Show.
- Smiley... - [Keyboard Keys Clacking]
His popularity grew and grew until he was one of the biggest deejays in town.
- What's this? - Fan mail...
This is the thing. They kept changing all those collect call phone numbers,
♪♪ [ Continues]
[Panting, Grunting]
- They're mine. - Get the hell off of them!
[ Lester Narrating] Well, there goes Leon Phelps, chasing his dream.
Whatever you say, sugar. That's fine with me.
Next thing, I'm busting slobs with you in a bathroom of a Chuck E. Cheese.
Listen, there's no reason to go there.
- What the hell for? - To tie up some loose ends.
[Men Hooting]
Yeah. Whoo!
So I opened the door...
Now, I understand that your work...
This stinks.
♪♪ [ Soul, Muffled]
It ain't no thing, all right? It ain't no thing.
Something like--
Cry havoc, and set free the dogs of war!
- Your wife, she loves you, man. - She does?
My name is Leon Phelps, and to those of you that are uninitiated,
♪ I never felt like this before ♪
No, I'm not dead. Surprise.
So, yes, I think I have found true happiness. And I raise my glass.
♪ Do me wrong ♪
She'd have to be single.
Don't worry. It's a passing thing. Okay, Hillary?
This is where the Magic happens
because I have written the names of all of my very special sweet ladies down...
But listen. I am doing good, if you were askin'.
I know I'm in control of my personal world.
except a son.
[All ] Lance!
they can make me get down on my knees and beg for my job,
Well, I- I'm still going to enjoy this.
the way you always used to describe me...
A lot of these are from my wife.
Yes. Yes, it is. That's your man.
Thank you, Candy. You see, I like to help people. That is what I do.
- Hello? - Guess who, Sweet Thing!
is his dignity.
Seeing the guy who delivers Amazon When working from home
But you still got Leon Phelps. I'm sticking it out here.
- You're not talking about- - That's him!
Okay.
Wrestle it to the ground.
- Good distance. - Yeah, not bad.
- It disappears. - Pick/ed egg you want, you got.
I'm telling you, he's just what your station needs.
Yeah, What's Happening? - [Murmuring, Wailing] Yeah, What's Happening? - [Murmuring, Wailing]
That's cool. But you were tryin' to oil me up, and that's not really cool.
That's right. Don't be shy.
Oh, well, on to the next one.
Well, welcome to WPJT Radio.
and that makes me somewhat like an expert.
[Scrap] Come on, johnny Mathis.
Ladies man Kyle
That's not nice. What's wrong with you fellas?
- [Grunts] - [Weeping]
Hey, Sandra, it's me, Leon. What's happening?