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Leon developed into quite a stylish young man.
Okay, listen. I don't know.
So, listen, excuse me.
not by a woman but by a man.
Well, that's good, because listen, there's no way...
♪ And let my true heart soar ♪
I get to fire him. [Chuckles]
No!
I guess I'm a clumsy mailman.
[ Barney] So, this is where he lives.
Oh, don T stop! Oh, don "t-
from sweet Leon...
I'm going to assume a missionary position,
The one that dumped you?
Everyone’s got’em
this is what I like to call the L.A. Forum,
"And Why Do You Have A Water Bed When You Live On A Boat?"
Um, let me see. Have you ever had sex?
- I'm tell/'ogy0u-- - [Kissing] Remember ho w--
Don't let the smooth taste fool you. I'm from the streets
Now, give it to me, you stud.
Ma'am, I'm gonna have to put you on hold, okay? Lad/es Man.
Yes. She always used to call your name when I was rockin' on top of her.
- [Men] Hey, Leon! - Yeah, that's right. It's me.
We gonna take a break. We gonna be right back.
- You said you from the streets. - Yeah.
- See you later, Scrap Iron. - Bye, baby.
I was just saying to your wife Honey that I'm a changed man.
My wife of seven years was in the sack with another guy.
Come on. Let's see if we can get you into bed.
- ,1' Beautiful lady); - Hey!
That's right!
What possible holiday would you bottle human shit for?
I don't need some crazy mystery lady.
Well, Mr. Phelps, today might be your lucky day.
- Thank you. - And, uh-
The one with the three-inch penis?
- Who is she? - I don't know.
You know whose fault it is, don't you?
'Cause all that stuff...
Honey DeLune!
They look and feel plastic, but they smell real.
- Oh, my God! - [All Murmur]
His days as the fastest and loosest Wang in town may be over,
The point is,
Boy, excuse me. Anyways, doggy style--
"- This Was Sensitive. - [ Exasperated Sigh]"
Zaddy’s now has fish sandwiches!! And broiled fish!!
I saw him running-- running down the street.
You better be sure it's safe, because I can guarantee if it was not safe...
Oh, man.
- [Tape Fast-Forwarding] - Yeah.
They didn't ask Jamie this important question.
I tell you what I'm gonna do. We only got three minutes left for the show.
What seems to be your query
That was beautiful.
Yes, you are. What seems to be your query?
It's all right, man.
No, we promise there won't be any more vulgar material.
This is very good!
I don't know what she sees in him.
- Take care of yourself. - All right, Scrap.
That was along shot. Wore me out.
And they going right down here. Mmm! Mmm!
Or, “Do you want to do it in the butt?
' M'! Leon? - '(up
What about you? I mean, what's your story?
♪ All of my dreams are near at hand ♪
And because I have what is called 20-20 memory,
Yeah, that is true.
I meet you under the stands at a dog track. You sweet-talk me into leaving.
but I still remember the tender moments we spent together.
Good, good.
I guess I'm a clumsy mailman.
Leon, why haven't you called me?
I was in training for the U.S. Olympic Team.
While I am not a psychiatrist or a psychologist or whatever,