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Listen, baby, that was cool, but I gotta go.
I mean, when's it gonna be our turn, right?
Huh? Yeah.
Lester, could you just shut up and give me the number for Honey DeLune?
This guys ruined my life!
- I'm right on it. - Good'.
Yeah, What's Happening? - [ Murmuring, Wailing]
But I finally decided to go over her head about this...
I mean, you could find all the women you been with in town, right?
Say there, sweet thing.
idiot.
Next caller, go ahead. You got The Ladies Man.
And I am painfully shy.
Listen, maybe it's not a good idea. We don't have the time to do this.
Yeah, What's Happenin'? - [Murmuring, Wailing]
Oh no
Next one? There is no next one.
[ Man ] Honey, the front door.
Hey. But that is the only tape.
- Here. - Officer, no.
I hear a voice that I connect to a face.
It'll work out, you’ll see.
Homo-UN-Erectus
the day arrived when the benevolent proprietor and Leon parted ways.
It is 2:30 in the a.m., and you are listenin' to The Ladies Man.
- ,1' Who's that lady) - ,1' Who's that lady)
so I guess she thought I knew who she was.
He had everything he wanted,
Oh, it's because there's more motion in the ocean.
- There something else I can help with? - I think there is. My card.
Yeah, I know. It's a heartbreak, ain't it, girlfriend?
You put your pinkie up. Then take it to your lips, like this.
Oh, when so much time went by, I thought...
It will randomly work out!
Mm-hmm.
Sorry about that. I brought you some flowers.
,1' Tell me lies ,1'
After that it Wash "t easy for the little man, but he got along.
Ooh, what is this?
and it was like, " Uh-uh-uh-uh.
- You talking on the phone just now? - No, sweetheart.
[ Rubbing Crotch Rapidly]
Don't worry. When you're really, truly in love,
You're not getting off the hook this time.
maybe you didn't want to have anything to do with me.
Sure you don't want a dab? It's a lemon essence, and it is delightful.
we may not know his name, but we're onto him.
- Hey, hey! Watch it! - He's not the prob/em.
Spicy hog balls. Where'd you find these?
Oh, yes. I'm going to enjoy this.
“ Welcome to the v.5.A.
And if Leon Phelps is responsible for even one more...
I've eaten more exotic foods than that.
Yeah, my work is everything to me right now.
It was April, 1990.
All right. Sure, Sweet Thing. Ha ha!
- This is the darkest brown you got? - Yeah.
Ah, gentlemen, can I help you?
I'm so tired of being “ The Lad/es Man. ”
- Do you have a tape I could listen to? - I'm afraid we don't-
Yeah, same old angry calls from our listeners...
Well, it isn't the Orkin man.
[ Gun Thuds]
for another day.
See? I'll eat it here. Cut it up a little bit and eat it like that. See?
And then I will close the deal by giving her a preview of...
who you called by a special pet name.
You don't have to stay long. just long enough to meet Leon.
And then twice more on January 15,1997.
Courvoisier, yes that is the drink
The army, they called it Asia,
- Boy, you just done ate some shit. - [Al/Laughing]
how he brings home the bacon.
Okay, listen, this is very nice, but-
Are you with someone tonight?
Uh-
- Mm. - [Honey]Ah--
♪♪ [ Chorus Vocalizing]
Yeah that sounds good
at-at Brian's.
Thank you, Scrap.
Look, Cyrus, why don't you just listen for a second?
- Stop it. - [ Huffs]
[ Over P.A.] What's happening, Chicago?
Well, basically, around the world, you know.
How you boys doing?
Say, look at this. It's a telegram from Jimmie Walker.
Sounds like the answer for you is doing it doggy style.
- Damn! - Baby, what happened to your face?