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[ Chorus] ♪ Hallelujah ♪
from the lowliest bus station skank...
[ Scrap ] ♪ Don't drink so much whiskey, girl ♪
For about 30 years now.
just came tumbling down all over me.
Ooh, look at that. They got two balls.
that should be reason enough to let me go.
by the sight of that man's ass.
- I think you got a deal. - Yeah. Mm!
- Yeah! - Yeah! No!
and do it in the butt.“
What's up? Bucky Kent is visiting us in the station. How you doing?
- You know, I think that I'm in love. - What?
[Leon] But listen, for every hundred angry calls we get,
Okay- ♪ Hey, macarena ♪♪
I just got off the phone with my Sweet Thing.
Homo-UN-Erectus Means your want is hugeafied by a man
Let it feel your-your...
- Yes, well, there you go. - [Laughing]
there were some things that Cyrus didn't have a taste for.
No-o-o!
Hi, Brian.
♪ I can't believe it's finally over ♪
- To the left'. Yeah. just like that. - Like that?
- Yeah, okay. Leon- - Listen. You always stick up for me.
Homo-UN-Erectus Means your wang is hugeafied by a man
So, is that it?
- Trust me. It works. - What?
there's something I want to say, all right?
10-4 Apricot
Just to impress you and the rest of the Sunshine Band, I'll eat it.
- [ Murmuring] - This man, this “ Lad/es Man, ”
It happened when I met someone...
- No, that's all right. I’m good. - Okay. Suit yourself.
that's Da Butt
How do you know when you're really, truly in love?
♪ I don't know what I'm feeling;
Yeah, What's Happening? - [ Murmuring, Wailing]
Mm!
like a bank or somethin'.
- No, Lance, no! - [Barney] Lance, Lance.
You expect me to let you stick your tongue in my mouth after two years?
stereo systems and, of course, love.
I guess I’m a clumsy mailman.
[Clears Throat]
Why don't we talk first? We never get to really- Whoa!
But then when we started to do it, all I could think about was Julie's face.
I'm so glad you invited Leon here to spend this time with us.
[Leon] The phone is lighting up, so let's take a call.
- Aarrgh! - Before you do what you're about to do,
I know it has been a longtime since we parted ways that fateful night,
How do you know when you're really, truly in love?
Yes, that is correct. In fact, I'll be leaving the country...
[Scrap] Leon, {think she gonna be a tough shoe to polish.
Listen, I don't care what you say. Chlamydia is a soup.
I returned home only to find my wife lying there...
She can do that amazing thing with her tongue--
Julie, you made it just in time.
Conquer heaven with one intimate caress.
- Listen, I can't do it. - What?
I don't mean like thinkin' about some hot chick when you're bonin' a skank.
That's for sure. Whoops. Butterfingers.
[Elevator Bell Dings]
I've got a few minutes before I go on.
Look! He's a circus clown!
The Dow closing out today at minus 55,
I've never seen anything like this in my life.
Until next time, this has been The Lad/es Man.
- A round of beers for my men. - [All ] Yeah!
This postmark is from Chicago.
As you can see, she did not sign her name,
- Bourbon, up. - ♪♪ [Continues]
[incredulous Laugh]
Okay, I told you this was temporary.
My wife and I didn't have a perfect marriage.
Well, tasteful.
That is not wrestling! Hello!
You'll never guess what happened.
Talk to her, Lord. Please talk to her.
And why do you feel like you have to sleep with all of them?
- He's outsmarted us again. - Lance, his little black book.
- These are mine. - No, no, no. No way. No way!
Nuts! Al's right.
they can call me all kinds of names,
Barney, is that you?
Okay, I'll stay for one pickled egg.
crawling back to that jerk just because I got both of us fired.
Well Jeffrey, you're clearly
You really don't have to do this.
instead of Leon Phelps, the man.
♪ I want to sing from a mountaintop ♪
She didn't understand the thrill any man would feel...
- Yeah, what's happenin'? - [ Murmuring, Wailing]
Okay, sir, listen.
You'd better take the oil, Leon. It's pretty rough without the oil.
Well, you don't have to wait for him to slip up.
You know, a girl like you, that's what I need.