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[ Nervous Chuckle] Hi, sweetheart. Have you met Leon Phelps?
Yeah, that's right. You did. Listen, I hope whatever I said was helpful.
from all the sluts he's been banging for the past couple of years.
[ Sighs ] Leon Phelps.
lol!
I guess I’m a clumsy mailman.
could you please meet me at the nacho cart?
[ Lester Narrating] In fact, Leon got his show back.
Me on Monday at work
- That would be really nice this time. - Yeah.
- Where you going? - I'm going home.
I noticed an open window,
much like Moses in the days of old.
- [ Groans] - I can understand you bein' angry,
Along the Stevenson Expressway, the traffic moving along nicely.
What are you talking about? I asked you about finding true love.
Me handing out highway creeper flyers
Get me the bolt cutters.
That's the way I like to look at it, you know.
I am an expert in the ways of love.
- Somebody wants to kill Leon? - Mm-hmm.
No? Okay. Go on up there. Have a good time tonight.
That's not a crazy Idea I like that idea and will support it
U want Some
- That's right! Yeah! - Super men!
would you please meet me at the nacho cart?
lam rich!
There's only one thing to do.
Listen- Listen, Honey, I don't think this is a good idea.
- Mmm. I did it. - That's right. You sure did.
and straight to the F.C.C.
Yeah, okay.
Mmm'. Mmm, mmm, mmm'.!
And if I can have the self-control to not bone a lady as fine as she is-
Something like--
I mean- You know what I'm...
Mm.
But I can't do it. Somethin' is wrong.
Leon, all your problems will be solved when you get a job like normal people.
Fantastic.
Look at this place. This place is disgusting.
Mostly at K-Mart and Wal-Mart.
What do you mean?
Say, is that a picture of him over there?
[Panting, Grunting]
Listen, seriously, Lester. Can you take a break for a second?
Lance!
- Well, he's got a point. - I mean, that's a beauty.
“ What is your favorite hole?" Thanks for calling.
about the “trailer park of the sea“ line, my houseboat...
- [ Murmurings] - Nothing will ever violate my--
with a faraway look.
Lance! Lance! Lance! Lance!
I'm must go and have sex...
Going UP-
♪ The time has come to kill The Ladies Man ♪♪
This is nice.
um, “ homo-un-erectus. ”
as your very special Sweet Thing.“
[All Chuckle]
That's a very good question, Candy. Yes, I can,
Listen, I don't care what you say. Chlamydia is a soup.
I don't know if you've heard of a lady who goes by the name of Celine Dion.
- Barney'. - [Keys Clattering]
You can speed right through that part too.
Why don't you go have a seat in the living room, and I'll fix you a drink.
I told you we were a lot alike.
Also, if you are rich and you want to be boned,
You know, clinically speaking, doing it doggy style has-
Let me help you with that. There you go.
Oh,yes, this is good.
♪ Everybody get up i}