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Mothers, lock up your daughters. The dogs are off the leash.
Grace has been in a car accident.
I've never seen them look happier.
Hey. Hi. This is for you. it's from Diana.
- You're awesome at sex. - Oh.
That's right, that's right. Tonight we build up some strength, and then tomorrow, pfft...
And, no, you didn't make me feel uncomfortable.
Better be. Cost me 275 bucks to get her here.
Approximately 10:30 p.m.
This spot right here.
Yeah. Tell me about it.
- Sorry. You weren't answering your phone. - No. I'm working.
Is that the plan? Yeah.
Well, we messed around once, but just a little.
Mm-hm. Let's forget the internet, all right?
Remember when we went to Lucy's award thing?
No, besides, cars turn me on.
Wait a minute. Are you saying let them go out and cheat?
Couldn't last seven minutes.
We're going to the players' digs for beer and brats. Join us?
Wow. This is like secret-agent stuff.
...what about the shiny new set of cans on Mandy?
...but my wife gave me this one time deal where I get to be with another woman.
You--
That's the day I lost my virginity. March 25th, 1989.
He'd like to join.
- Come, come. - Everybody upstairs.
Here's 50 bucks, okay?
I'm sure there's an explanation for why he hasn't slept in your bed.
We have a team meeting in like 20 minutes. it's a tradition.
Hey, anyone thinking chocolate-chip cookie dough in a waffle cone?
What the hell is this shit?
N.../Opening To The Backyardigans: The Legend Of The Volcano Sisters 2007 DVD
Not just for you and me, but for all mankind.
Yeah, I remember.
We're finally in. We're having a little soiree.
Emi turns into a Simi voice. Are you finished, Cheezborger? No, Jeffy. It’s a longest one.
It's not like my game could get any worse.
Yeah. A what?
- GE. - What GE?
Hey Matt. This guys willy looks tiny Compared to yours
I'm realizing you're the only one That's meant to be
You thought that was funny?
No. No, you've changed. All you're thinking about is yourself.
...Rick and Fred had the week off from marriage...
Never hear from her again. Your wife will never find out.
When Rick gets home What’s gunner doing Maggie he is playing push it in his room Rick says what
A what?
- So you got a woman who quit smoking. - Right.
Wow, so you're married?
...when you got back home?
Ha, ha. Well, what choice do we have?
I think that you need this. I think we need this.
When I got my fully loaded Honda Odyssey, I didn't go around bragging about it, did I?
We really, really do.
Driving in a car with you is like being with a horny bobblehead.
I got caught up in my reps and my curls and shit and just lost track of time.
Pick up your own balls and bats! Move your ass!
Not bad, right?
You're under arrest for supplying alcohol to a minor.
- What's fake chow? - When you're going south on them...
No, no, no. Let me explain something to you, okay?
I was asking you about that hall-pass thing. I babysat for the Putneys last night.
Waiting for a sign
Till then. Come on, pound the potato.
- Did you faint, sir? - No, I just ....
- Oh, happy birthday. - Thanks.
All right.
Clones.
- Come on! - Come on! Come on!
Ew.
Thirteen hundred dollars? For two bottles of booze?
i promise you'll never find another like me! whoo hoo hoo woo hoo spelling is fun F-U-N baby you're only you that's the whole point of you. reading you with pencils and ribbonns and arthramatic whoo hoo hoo i promise you'll never find another like me.
HEY- hi.
- Not bad, huh? - All right. Yeah. Ha-ha-ha.
Aah! Aah! NO!
Very disappointed
Um, do you need a ride home?
- So when he came into the room .... - What?
When two people become one
- Yes, it is. - No.
Come on, come on. Let the mayhem commence.
Why can’t you do it in the bathroom like every other guy?
Well, uh, you definitely have a screw loose.
Honey, obsessed is a very strong word.
Maybe this is the progressive, cool thing to do.
- ...but it's too young to have a beer? - Really?
The best of times
- Check that out. - Ha, ha. Thanks for the tip, Twilight.
it's awful.
Uh-huh. Okay, now watch this, man.
Well, cut through the woods!
Maybe we should just call the girls, ask them to come home.
But, um, I really love my husband.
...in case we lose power and the main genny doesn't kick in.
I went online earlier this afternoon, got a few pick-up lines to get the ball rolling.
Yes, I can, Jeffy. This is a really longest peeing, Cheezborger, okay?
I feel like I'm vibrating. Like ....
Is it gonna be that girl that he checked out...
Oh, she'll Come home with you. She's wearing a thong, man.
...because their little necks don't have-- They're just kind of like--
...so I just cleaned the windows and left early.
- All right. - Yeah! Getting wasted.
No, you didn't give him the wrong impression.
- Yeah. - All right.
I know. I was just Corning by to let you guys know what a great job you did.
That's what they all say until they drop dead. Let me give you one.
I'm young again, I'm young again I'm young again
- Dove. - I like Dove.
- What? - Please don't judge me.
ONCE YOU TRY BLACK YOU NEVER GO BACCK
And she doesn't forget.
Oh ....
Your aunt's staying here?
Fuck it. Okay, here.
- Ohh. Hey, thanks very much. - No, no, no. I said the young guy.
You had your chance.. You blew it!!
yes beryl cak? what do you want? i want to be the wooley jumper.
- Vanished? - Yes.
Hurry up!
Well, not tonight, you don't. I'm bloated and I have cramps.
Mm.
I'll be 21 next week.
All right.
How late's this bitch staying open tonight?
...rub-and-tug... tea bag...
Imagine coming here back when we were single.
...and your main generator drops out?