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I guess they must've gone upstairs.
Wow.
Hey, Jeffy. Why is Cheezborger peeing on bush so longest? Okay, Jake, I’m on it. I’m back, Jeffy… What the heck is going on here, Jeffy?
Look, you are insanely beautiful and sexy...
I would if one came right now, sure.
- Give me the helmet. - Mm-hm.
Hmm.
But I never got your number!
- Aah! - Yeah! Ha, ha.
Aw, thank you, Mandy. I threw in a backup generator...
groota? what do you want gouchen? feed the gangreneryals! whaap! whaap! betrayal gangrene! betrayal gangrene! gangsnokerene gangumpgonkeresmoktose! thank you gangrannysnellrene ganstylenamenerink! you're welcome ganhoriruawhaleugurgerezip!
Ah. I'm gonna head out.
He couldn't fall asleep.
- Come on, it's for the-- - No, Paige.
What are you thinking, Olive Garden?
Okay, well, the guy at the Comfy Nite Inn said it doesn't really kick in till about 9:30.
No, no. Fred's not a gawker. He's a good boy. Ha, ha.
- In the rumpus? - Right inside.
A friend of mine's DJ'ing, so I promised him I'd come.
I love you too, Fred.
But here's the weird thing. I wasn't even afraid of them at all.
You gotta be careful because they'll come into your throat. But no, no, I got ....
Fred? I thought you were Rick.
- I don't know. - Any girl you choose.
Get your rocks off, right? Protect your wife's feelings.
Um, hold on an second. Rick just walked in.
As far as I'm concerned, you have the week off from marriage.
You people are horrible, HORRIBLE!
Whoa. Oh ....
No, it's not a separation, it's a hall pass.
Oh, God.
You have your wife for the rest of your life.
It's not just me. it's gonna be Gary, Hog-Head, Flats.
Come on, man!
- That'll be $2. - Nice tunes, by the way.
Yeah. No, I feel good.
This is all my fault. I'm the one that caused all of this.
Oh, my God. You are so brave.
"You come over here out of the blue with a bag of garbage."
...and kids' drawings on the fridge, you know?
Aah! Brent, that hurts!
Is everything okay?
Coakly’s back in town He wants to hang and he wants to bang
- Jenny. Yeah. - Jenny.
Not very relaxing so far. Um ....
Nah, Flats is right. This is day three. You guys haven't even talked to a girl.
What is that?
I just mean if that was one of the things on the old bucket list...
- What the hell were you thinking? - Okay, scoot along now, Paige.
What the hell is wrong with you two?
Were things that bad that we have to do something this extreme?
That's true. That's true.
What? No. Who said Mommy has a fat ass?
You all right? You okay?
Okay. All right, thank you.
No, I've actually never been here before.
Watch porn? Yeah. Half the girls in those things are my age.
- Oh! - Not bad, yeah?
I think I was in the hot tub too long. I just ....
Yeah. Yeah, come on in.
That was amazing.
Ha, ha. The old hamster wheel. Yeah. I'm on that baby too.
This place is dead.
Ah, shit. I forgot to take out the trash.
I'm gonna get going as well, guys. See you later.
End result....
Yeah. Yeah. it's a touring edition, dick.
There he is. Hey.
That was fucking awesome. We saw the whole thing.
Is it because of her fat ass?
Oh. Should we go talk with this girl right here?
Grace.
She went over there to break the kid's heart.
What are you doing, man? The mazeltov? Give me a break.
Fred, would you ever just walk into a UFO on your own?
Can't you be believing now?
Fred, I need to talk to you.
Last week when you drove me home, I shouldn't have snapped at you like that.
No, I just thought your wife might've died and you're wearing it out of respect.
Oh just some brownies Of the pot variety
You're thinking of snow dogs
...let's-make-fun-of the-dorky-suburban-guy.._
Mm. No, I'm with Rico. Freddie tie-tie.
Let's go. Come on, batter up. Let's go.
And miraculously, it came through.
Hello? Bluh. Ha, ha.
Go, go. Drive.
- So, what you waiting for'?! - Oh. Hey. Heh, heh.
Freeze right there!
Hey, guys, come on. We're late.
...so he's been racking on the couch and, you know...
Yeah. Something like that.
I would never climb into one of those things.
CockGobblers.com
Maggie, Grace. Rick Coleman, my golf buddy.
Hey Kevin, switch with this guy
- Oh, look at that. - it's cute.
You do?
I'm so sorry.
Come on, guys! All right, listen, I say we go to a titty bar, yeah?
Oh ....
Grace?
Look, hey, you think your shit don't float?
It's just you and me, buddy, for the next 6 days. Ha, ha.
And tell them that I'll call them at bedtime. Okay, miss you guys.
That's not so bad.
Robbie switch with This guy
I don't know how you can be so calm...
Push the defrost button on the microwave, boys.
Oh, chicks dig motorcycles. Come on.
- Whoo! Ha, ha. - Whoo! OW.
- Thank you. - Yeah.
but she'll know once you buy it anyway! no! you don't wanna buy cups if you'll just break them! oh ok how bout barf? ok then. (laughing) it's an excuse mommy! ok then we just buy the plates then. but now i wanna get the fake barf! ok then how much? $5.90.
What happens if you lose power during a blow...
Yeah. That was so much fun.
- Tongue? - Of course.
It's on the house. it's from Diana.
- We're gonna get laid, right? - Yeah.
By - No, I don't mean that in a bad way.
Oh, yes.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What if the cops question me?
Me when a girl says she goes to the gym
So, what do you think?
Oh, I love you, Grace.
We don't mean to question your betting process...
Hey, let me ask you something. ls Grace a big baseball fan?
- What? - You just checked out that girl's butt.
- Let's go get a beer. - Yeah.
- Oh. - Yeah. Yeah.
You know what winners do? They walk away from the table while they're up.
- Holy shit! - Ha-ha-ha.
Thanks for coming to the war room, old chap.