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What happened?
- What am I, your slave? - See you.
NAUGHTY NOO NOO!
You gotta hit them right out of the gate. Half an hour from now you'll be old news.
And I wanted to feel wanted again.
- Thanks. Yeah. - Ha, ha.
Okay, one quick story.
You think this is some alligator-infested moat? No one can get over there to you?
Honey?
...I could help you cross that off. To sleep with a married guy.
I ground June. Hi, Jeffy. What is she doing? I’m using Cheezborger peeing on bush, Johnny. Did you grounds June?
It's not a yes-or-no offer, and it's not a debate.
Yeah. Peace it.
- I don't know if we need to go now. - Come on.
How old are you?
Come on, I'm a junior in college.
- Hi. - What can I get you?
And for your mate?
With a price tag north of 240 large, it better be paradise.
I mean, I know she came on to you twice, and that both times you set her straight.
I know a place that got ass on tap!
I wanna remember what it feels like to be with someone...
Maybe it's time to let them go out there and find out what it's like.
Look, um, I really can't accept this.
- I don't wanna be a home wrecker, Rick. - No, no, no.
You think I should Photoshop the baby out?
- Does this mean you're going steady? - it's not funny.
Does Fred ever check out other women in front of you?
No, I'm one of those people who can never throw up.
We are always running for the thrill of it Thrill of it
Look, I mean, on the bright side, they're not cheating on us, right?
- it's like space. - Leigh!
God is punishing me because I'm the worst husband in the world.
Hello.
That's good, that's good. You remember how we dominated in JV basketball?
How do you know that?
- Hurry! - Hurry!
Is that good for a marriage, that she's willing to try something this insane?
But my Aunt Meg wants to meet you.
Hey. There's my girl.
How about I replace them. First thing tomorrow morning...
You must be from Ireland because when I look at you my penis is Dublin.
It was those tall skinny guys and they were all over my yard.
Just be patient. He'll come.
- Come on, who are you gonna bone first? - Uh ....
Never looking down
Let me give you a card. If you need any home, auto, life insurance.
It's just-- I think I'm allergic to it, and it makes me all queasy and--
- Shh. Here she comes, here she comes. - All right. Thanks.
Not tonight, fellas.
Everyone came tonight and they stayed, except for you!
Especially since you have your wife's permission now.
Okay. Sorry.
Hey.
Oh, hey. Hey.
This is Stella Bass Band.
It's after midnight and I gotta get up early with the kids.
Thank you, Jeffy. You’re welcome, Cheezborger. I’m going to beat up daddy!
She's having difficulty breathing.
Why?
. .
I’m fine, Cheezborger. Hi, Sally! Hi, Cheezborger! Why is two voices? Because I’m peeing longest on bush. Cheezborger, let me see. Thank you for peeing, Cheezborger. You’re welcome, Sally.
Where is everybody? Hello?
- A bar? Ha, ha. - it's a good routine.
I miss that.
- Tell me what you see. - Wha--?
It's gonna be a long week. I think we need to pace ourselves.
She told me everything and I have to admit, I was very impressed.
He kissed me one night. Kissed him back. It was a big mistake.
You look down there, it's like, Hey, I'm Billy Big-mouth Vagina.
And the tea bags were-- You heat those up.
So, what are you doing here?
Hit it.
Have you ever considered giving him a hall pass?
No. She already got us. Thank you.
You make me laugh, Freddie. Come on, try this.
I started wondering, who is he gonna be thinking about when we're having sex?
No. Are you telling me...
Your mother and I have the kids. We've got Paige. No problem.
...these guys are clean.
Got a meeting across town in 'IO minutes, so I should boogie.
- Skydiving. - Skinny-dip in the Indian Ocean.
...but he's gonna give some make-believe genie 6 G's'?
Could you buy me some beer?
Hot.
What?
- Oh. Ha, ha. - Ha, ha.
...they could be with these other women.
- Is he going to jail? - Thank you so much.
Shake it, shake it, shake it You the one for me
You guys want beautiful women, right?
I can feel it
- Oh. Cool. - Can't wait.
I work out there.
Well, yeah.
Okay, so I occasionally notice other women. I'm sorry.
- Two beers, please. - You got it.
- Oh .... - Oh, yeah.
I do believe it's true
Come on. Let's go to the slides, Gunnar.
Okay, ma'am. If you say he's yours, you can have him.
Yeah. Yeah, that's a good point.
All I know is our marriage is better than ever.
And stay with you here tonight
Oh, God.
I'm crazy about my wife!
Oh, God. Grace needs me!
- Go! Go! Go! - Come on!
- In the shower? - Yeah.
This is my friend Fred. Fred, say hello to Harold and Marcy Goldberg.
I mean, come on. Paige has a crush on you and you didn't take advantage of her.
You mean rather than take the slow boat to resentment?
Creep into your victim 's ears
Watch me.
Wait, okay, I see some movement.
Little hit. Little hit. Let's go, Gerry.
george stop being a coohhoberemjedifhshtitirurydeurutitoeiwie! sorry faye!
He doesn't have to answer to anybody.
Bye, Ed.
- Where did you get that? - Mommy.
No.
And I am gonna treat you like the queen that you are for the rest of your days.
Couldn’t last five minutes.
Meet me down here in about one hour sharp.
Really.
I mean everybody.
What the hell just happened?
It's not your fault.
You know, in fact, it's so quiet I kind of just-- I kind of hit a wall.