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- What? - We're not on spring break.
...or slept in any of the beds this week...
He's got back spasms.
What?
You found your dream girl, now take her back to the hotel and take care of business.
Do you realize what that'll do to the balance of power in our homes? Do you?
...this could never be more than what it just was.
Nobody cares about this?
Guys, guys, relax. This is just the calm before the storm.
- Um, maybe we should turn this off. - Not a chance.
- Two Splendas. - Okay.
Is she gonna live?
Oh. I love Brazilian granite. How come I don't have Brazilian granite?
- Ha, ha. Uh-- - We're in.
She came on to me?
Rick sings push it to his wife Maggie played by Jenna Fischer Maggie if you play that song in the car I would necessarily really have the urge to punch you
...but we were only in there for two minutes before your boss went ballistic.
I can’t stand these look-at-how-much-I-own parties. They're obnoxious.
So ....
Okay. Yeah.
Lmaooo
I'd love to see the look on the girl's face...
My fault. I went against my gut.
Yeah, I didn't see that one coming.
Large-mouth vaginae?
You're not gonna get away with it!
Is that why you're here?
if you want but i doubt you'll wanna muck windows.exe up anyway it's not worth mac os x mavericks. do you wanna try a disc that has the right full motion video stuff? yes only since it's the only one left.
She leaves you on read Starts liking your posts again…
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Chili'S.
Oh, Grace, no, no. Come on, do we really have to?
Oh, yeah.
Which one? What? The one that looks like Chief from Cuckoo's Nest?
Forget about it. it's an illusion. She's surrounded by stootfish.
Guys, it was an accident. I'm not paying that.
How long would you have to let him blow you?
Hey! Hey!
Those are the facts of the situation.
Fifty bucks, maybe?
I don't care. I'm exhausted. I wanna go home.
- Sleep with a married guy. Ha, ha. - Ha, ha.
...they'll start thinking that we need them to get laid.
Just because your wife isn't faithful to you...
I don't like that my daughter needs someone to sleep with her every night.
Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm just spacy tonight, honey, I'm sorry.
Okay, look. This is some bullshit, okay? I'm out of here, man.
You should be flattered. You're 38 years old and you have college guys chasing you.
Oh, this fucking guy...
I’m Jeffy’s a bad boy. Are you okay, Jeffy?
Ha-ha-ha. Your English accent's great!
Hot.
- Be very quiet, but still excited. - Ha, ha.
- All right. Calm down. - This is my fault.
For your variable-term life insurance. When you re-up on your death benefit, it--
...that I should be greeting him at the door like some hero.
Nice girl. Really sweet.
There's a part of me that's like:
- I don't get the whole fake-boob thing. - What don't you get?
- That's from high school. - Yeah, I know. I think it says a lot about me.
And I gotta admit, I lost a little respect for Rick for accepting it.
- What? Do you think she noticed? - I noticed.
- The grand tour's about to begin! - Come on!
Robbie switch places With this guy
How can I explain?
Oh, oh And I play the game
What are those?
...if her lips weren't shaking...
Oh, relax. Come on, they can't hear us.
Well, I mean, kind of.
Doesn't make boners.
Would you do me a favor and not tell Grace that I have disposable income?
- Little man. Scram. - Ha, ha.
Enough to break the ice. Hi, Fred Searing.
...so I snuck out to the car, rubbed one out.
And you're probably going to regret this for the rest of your life...
And by a little you mean--?
Calling out and out again
Okay.
Class act.
You're headed here. Great.
Brian looks like admiral dipshit!
...and her fingernails weren't chewed down to the nub.
You don't mind if I call you Rick? I am officially an adult now.
This thing looks pretty good, though. I like this. Change your life.
Honey, you and I
- Paige, I better get going. - What? Where are you going?
- Ooh. The damage we would do? - Ha, ha, oh, boy.
Sorry. Oh, God.
Because she's--
I know.
What are you doing here?
No. Not tonight, buddy.
They're hibernating.
She was a really pretty girl with these big old floppy tits. Boom.
I wasn't crying, I don't think.
Hey, Mr. Mills.
You know what? Um, honestly, I'd prefer not to have anything in print.
- Coakley? He did. - Hey, guys.
- Ha-ha-ha. - Hog-Ass, you okay?
Yes, I am. I've been bad, Rick. I've been real bad.
Okay, look. I'm taking the bull by the horns right now, okay?
Okay, let's get out of here. I know exactly where we should be.
- That is so soft. - Yeah.
It's like the kids are with the grandparents in Nantucket for a few days.
Thank you for the tip.
- The arch? - Yeah.
And they talked
- ...where it's just you and me. It would be-- - You gotta be kidding.
I love football and it's-- it's just like a teaser, man. There's like--
Even though I have the first pick. And we can do that Master Cleanse thing...
'Cause I 'll take any risk
...banging all the women there.
Anyway, he's in bracelets.
Rick, enough with the chivalry.
First we want Willie to tighten it up.
Rick! Rick! She's gonna be okay!
...we just fake everything.
...while I give the babysitter a ride home?
Might help your rap with the ladies at the pool later.
What the hell was that?
So, Rick, how's the week off from marriage going?
Are you guys sure Applebee's is the best place to meet horny women?
They're all coming out with us.
yes maoindgskyperupe flonterette? what do you want? i want to flumper the reverettes in burmbury.
- That'll put a bit of lead back in the pencil. - I got a better idea.