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And I walked right in.
- Wow. - What?
- What do you mean? - Don't you get it?
Ed thought with the little ones you can never be too cautious.
Room's soundproof.
Oh, this fucking guy..
I want the hall pass, okay?
- I've been listening the whole time. - Oh.
Everybody in the shack!
Hey. And hello to Alli--
Mm.
Oh, that's good.
No, no, no! I didn't have sex with your mom.
Grace, let me ask you a question.
How much would you pay to have your way with a Hawaiian Tropic girl...
I can't feel my legs!
Speaking of installations...
...make landfall.
- A shot count? - Yeah!
God.
- Um, she misheard. No. - You must fill out form.
I took her for granted. I took Maggie for granted. Yeah.
Wow, Dad, you used to have muscles.
Okay? I'm gonna quit fantasy football this year.
And there 's room in there with the stick?
So just tell me today
Yeah, yeah.
...and every cell in my body is angry at me right now.
He wants to hang and he wants to bang.
Quiet. Gunnar just fell asleep.
- Not him. Him. - No, they were delicious.
...out of just pure desire...
And the truth is, I never really thought he'd go through with it.
I like my bongos with a little mileage on them
- What about you, you get lucky? - No.
For me they were.
Go, go, go.
The old dude invited me. He invited the entire club.
- Wow. That's a biggie. Happy birthday. - Yeah.
Oh, have you been listening to those loudmouths ell night?
Uh, 24 minutes ago.
Rick, this isn't something that I just ....
- Hello. - Hey. Oh. What are you doing here?
ls the sun and it's shining on you Next to me
And in reality, you and me, here...
How does it make sense that 20's old enough to vote or watch porn...
No. No, that's not me. No, that was intended for Rick.
- And how's she doing? - Good.
Let's roll, baby.
So what You waitin fo
Here, I'll get it. I'll get it, watch. Watch, watch, watch.
You know what? I don't think we need any phony pick-up lines.
Hey, Missy.
What would you rather? Make out with a guy or let him blow you?
And stay with you here tonight
And then the dads in the audience, they're all clapping.
...knowing our husbands are out chasing tail all over town.
Hmm.
Okay. All right. Bye.
Hi, Maggie. This is Isabel.
How about you, Rick? You have any kids?
Dear Grace, our final game is tonight.
I’m sorry. My dad is ground me. Oh, hi, Jeffy. What is she doing? I’m using Cheezborger peeing on bush, June. Did Johnny grounds you?
...and women only like me for three months at a time.
Do the alphabet, Rick! Aah!
glawwp glauup pinch foward bash bash ow! ow! yow! glove curve glove curve! it's monkey business! glaowowup glaowowup! uank! blap! blap! both head sides fank fank!
But did you have to hook your boat up to it?
- Thank you. Bye-bye. - Yeah. Night.
What I mean is that I'm sorry, I can't do that.
- Come on, please? - No!
Wait, are you serious?
i got furby! i got furby! i got furby! i got furby! you know i think she wanted a furby. i got furby!
So I mean, what were you doing driving around at 1 in the morning?
Go. Go have some fun. You haven't been out all week.
...and you don't know if she's gonna stop you.
Ooh, here. Here. Here. Just take this just in case.
- Oh. This is your car? - Yes!
What are you thinking airbus?
My whole family was there! And they don't come to anything!
Huh. There's something you don't see a lot.
- All right. I'll see you later on. - Yeah.
Oh, hey.
Oh yeah? This morning you left the computer on Cockgobblers.com!!
Oh, no, no, no. He means that his penis is Dublin.
You need help.
Oh, what the hell.
'Cause I 'll take any risk
I like it, it doesn't dry your skin out so much.
How I know what you want if you no fill out form?
Who wants a Cubano, huh?
Yeah, that can never happen again.
- Ugh. - Fuck, no!
- Who's gonna steal a golf cart? - Criminals.
Hello?
- Pshh. Ha, ha. - Uh-oh. Ha, ha.
- What? - Ha, ha.
Oh, really? Here?
- All right. Have fun. - Okay.
Oh, oh Like I did yesterday
- We can let her-- - What? Are you serious?
Perfect.
- What is that? Four 7s. Is that good? - She's kidding.
Good job, dude.
- I'm gonna try to bang your receptionist. - No, no, no! Fred. Fred.
- And where is he? - He's ....
- Yeah, I know. - What a bizarre world...
Get in here, Rapunzel.
Talking to myself
I can't do well When I think you're gonna leave me
How'd the kids go down?
Wait a second, wait, where's Coakley?
Come here.
Oh. So they're letting you go?
I guess somebody doesn't know about the baseball coach.
When you eat it, it's a much more mellow buzz. Makes you feel sort of relaxed.
Yeah, no. I mean, jeez, um ....
What happened to you yesterday? Thought we were gonna get a beer.
No. I told you, I just had to talk him off the ledge.
I called the office, they said you were in the neighborhood. Nice place.
And bulletproof. Also, Curt Schilling's been in here, because I know him.
- Can I sleep with you tonight? - Aw.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
AP after a hot bag of Cheetos
- Where'd you get those? - From the guy who cleans my office.
Carpal tunnel syndrome.
- No. - Really?
What the hell are we doing for the rest of the night?
No, you're not. Come on, come on.
Oh, no. No, that is Kathy Griffin.
Coakley's back in town.
Just chilling.
Oh, great, man, great.
Hi.
Beaner’s back in town He wants to hang and he wants to bang