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Hey, Larry, I'll get you a cigar. Come on.
Really?
Hey, gang, check this out.
By the way, did I mention that my wife's vagina never goes above 71% humidity?
So? I can live vicariously through you guys.
Yeah, I'm crazy!
No. No.
Why do you need an umbrella?
You know, I went balls deep in one of the bridesmaids.
- That is ridiculous. - I know.
Oh, yeah, about that.
lol
- You were dead serious. - It was a joke.
Coakley's game room upstairs. it's soundless.
It's a game.
That's not gonna be good when she goes to college.
So what you waiting for?!
That's what you get. That's what you get.
Can I get a rub-and-tug and finish off with a tea bag, please?
Drink up, guys. Let's get this party started.
Let the soul come to the surface.
Anybody have any napkins?
It has been an honor to watch you grow up
It's a bit naughty.
Sorry.
Me recommending Priest to my friends
I don't think anyone's gonna drop dead. But thanks, Fred.
...or a family man in a minivan?
Like the city in Ireland.
Hey, girl.
it's getting a little loud in here. Is there somewhere a bit more quiet we could go?
...I'll be waiting right here to answer any questions.
When you gotta go, you gotta go, Cheezborger. I’m DogDay. Yeah! When you gotta go, you gotta go, Cheezborger. And I’m Bobby BearHug too.
Hey Irish switch places with this guy
I told my dad that. Wonder was sad. When we want to see in a moive Theater for are filed trip A few days ago dad he rented it from the library yes OK get ready to get emotional
You realize how much easier this is, having a hall-pass partner?
Okay, uh, I'll say three 9s.
You people are horrible! Horrible!
- That's where we should be. - Yeah. He's in Iceland.
I've got, like, a mutiny on my hands.
I called him a bad boy… Uh-oh! Jeffy’s coming! Hi-ya!
I was just giving him a faux job.
But I gotta pee, Jeffy! Okay, Cheezborger, let’s urinating on bush!
Hey, do you remember my brother-in-law, Flats?
Quiet little monsters
She drove me there to apologize. Did Maggie give you grief...
Very disappointed, gentlemen. Very disappointed.
No. it's only 2:30. I'm gonna go back in the party.
This is Trooper Frioli of the Massachusetts State Police.
- Yeah. That was a great day, man. - It was.
- She's okay? - She's all right.
Oh, I don't think he meant it in a bad way.
That's my Aunt Meg over there.
- Stuffed grape leaves? - Yeah, and some gyros.
Um, hey, man, do you mind if she takes my order?
He's like a little monkey. He just wants to climb all over me.
They wouldn't say any more because I'm not you.
If you thought that I was kind of coming on to you...
- Hey. - Hi.
I mean, he thinks because he sees big tits all day long...
NAUGHTY NOO NO!
Wow
Tonight, you can have me.
Workaholic. She'll be out of here in five minutes.
- Here we go. - Ah, good show.
A faux job.
Get me some towels.
...that the girls have been going to some minor league games.
No, no. it's like, just because your wife says it's okay to cheat, is it?
Okay. All right.
He was standing right there. I can't let him know I know.
Wow.
- Great, yeah. If you know how to. - Oh, yeah.
Absolutely. Come on.
Gr whatever they say in Australia.
- Of course she is. Shit. Don't bring me here. - She's been here about a month. What?
How does he know your name?
We started going out when I was a freshmen in college.
Well, I guess one beer won't kill us.
Hoo. Um ....
Hey! Paige!
Seemed like they were having problems, you know?
She's very vulnerable. She just quit cigarettes.
I think it's been stolen.
I was your last?
And Rick's house has got a bunch of family photos...
I say no to you!
Oh, I have.
Forever.
- Yes, you are. - No, l-- Look, how about--
I think we can just be our natural selves.
Okay, look. I'm taking the bull by the horns right now, okay?
Tomorrow morning I'm taking the kids to my parents' Cape house.
Hey, hey, hey. What about those two? Why don't you go bang them?
Yeah. Yeah, it is, uh, quiet in here.
I don't want you at my civil ceremony. You cheated!
Creep inside my bedroom well
What?
- Ha, ha. Correct. - You don't even have a hall pass.
Why am I pudge boy?
- Ah, enlighten me. - When you pull into a person's driveway...
- Well, good night. - Mwah.
She's 45 years old and she still parties like she's my age.
What are you talking about? We were dating then.
All right, well, good luck finishing your movie.
...can we please just never, ever talk about what happened this week?
Are you gonna leave me now?
Esta es la que quiérela Isa
We need to talk about what happened this week.
- Hey! - What are you doing, man?
Okay?
This house has gotta be worth something, right?
Oh. Honey, don't show them that. They're gonna think we're wackos.
...because-I'm-safe-on-this-side-of-the counter routine's gonna get you hurt.
By the way, I think that I owe you an apology.
You know what really bothers me?
This is Snow Patrol, the band.
My Turkish cream puff
Kathy Griffin's a delight, isn't she?
...and I wasn't paying any attention, and I think I must have hit some sand...
On one of the fairways. I grabbed e club, took e swing, looked around, gone.