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I'm scared.
...to sell them insurance, who do you think they'd rather see?
Gerry, I can't stay.
...on your avant-garde piece-of-crap short film, you're gonna need a job.
Get off my back. I'm just trying to enjoy a pastry here.
You know what? I think I feel a little better.
Just got it over with.
The first time I ever slept with Maggie back in college, she fell asleep right here...
Ahh. Yeah.
I gotta go home and poo.
I'm talking to the guy who cleans my office!
Yeah. Bjork.
Last night, I fake-chowed a DJ's mom.
Go, go, go!
It's doubling.
I got a little tickle in my ear that I get in the summer from mold spores that--
You are completely obsessed with sex.
Oh, like swim with the dolphins.
No.
- You had your shot and you blew it! - Come on.
Oh, yeah? This morning you left the computer on Cock Gobblers.Corn.
there's the crowleysifmaieleeeugeniageorigisjvifgilkeehia. there's the looeeirgieehsiinaygilsgirldiododwayikkiasmibgibellmilaron.
Dude, up here.
- Fake chow. - Gotcha.
I mean, look at this buffet of ass.
And you gotta pick one or your whole family will die. That's the rule.
Где билд Стясяныч????
- I don't see anything. - Yeah, upstairs window.
I'll just say it to you. I'll just tell you.
So is this, like, your playground? It seems like great energy in here.
Where did you find the Kathy Griffin look-alike?
So, what's with the ring?
CockGobblers.com
We've changed.
Cuando ellas ven una gran polla negra que paso creo que me morí por un segundo
...my mother?
Yeah. God.
Oh. No, I can't.
You know what my dad had? A belt. Yeah. Now, that hurt.
I got a hall pass. Why shouldn't she?
Like I'm a genie and I can make it happen.
Yeah. No, everything's fine.
- They're just moving up from Long Island. - Oh, mazeltov, folks. How are you?
The arch.
I'm Gerry. Thanks for coming out to support us.
Who was that?
Yeah!
How would I know my wife wouldn't find out?
- Hi. - Hi. Can I take your order?
You think they'd like me at the river alone drinking with a coed?
Absolutely. Can wedge anything in that ass.
Why? Because I am a /icky-/icky guy
Okay. But must check with manager first.
- Who's winning? - Uh-oh.
Burn that speck in the pot of boiling Cheezborger pees on that oil! Not you, Jeffy! What did I do, you stupid old man? That’s my friend Cheezborger! And I hate daddy!
I guess I still have a lot to get out of my system...
- ...with one of the most beautiful women? - Six grand.
Okay. Let's tiptoe.
But I know If the world just passed us by
- I can see that. A genie. Yeah. Ha, ha. - Thank you. Thank you.
Gonna grab two.
Cheezborger use peeing longest on bush. Peeing longest on bush? That’s it, Jeffy. You’re a bad boy.
What?
On and on and on We are calling out
We had to stuff some gauze up there.
Look at you, you're not living your dreams. I don't see you hosting Wheel of Fortune.
Why are you smiling?
You might have appendicitis?
Can you believe it? I get a second chance.
And I thought, l wanna marry this girl.
Your in-laws took the kids for the weekend, so I came home early.
Well, I guess you're off the hook.
Apparently there's a forty percent chance of a light drizzle.
Thank you, officer.
He won't even spend $60 on An Evening With Kathy Griffin tickets for me...
It's just, you know, I didn't think we were gonna start dating or anything, you know?
I'll take them to Finn's birthday party. You just stay in bed...
No, I was just, um, upset about things...
- Not funny. - Fred, knock it off.
Words hurt, Gunnar.
You And fireball
- ...but I don't know. - Oh.
You can do whatever you want. Get it out of your system.
Yeah, she's gonna go join Maggie up at the Cape.
...that if you constantly tell someone they can't do something...
Honey? Honey?
...but then you gotta do it to your kid? Look at that little:
- Maybe. Maybe I'm not kidding. - Ha, ha.
It's not what you think. I swear.
I once got caught giving her fake chow and I didn't hear the end of it for years.
- ...of the pot variety. - Whoa.
Fred's over there.
...to help you out, let you know you're in the clear.
- Okay. - Ha, ha.
Oh, you poor thing.
Why?
But you see this area?
Um ....
Because I love you and only you.
Not a big deal. This is-- Ah.
Okay, Rickster. Ha, ha!
When it'd be 4 in the morning you'd be holding their head...
Fill out form. It policy.
...might scare off potential ladies though, huh?
...and play back some of the more acrobatic highlights...
You're not gonna get a better hunk of beef than you get here.
She gave me a hall pass.
What are you thinking? I'm a married man. I have children.
- Really? - Yeah.
Home, home on the range
She used to play with a Easy-Bake Oven. You bought her a Viking.
Same.
The oven's a GE.
Fred! Fred, it's 4 a.m.
Oh, God, he has this stupid move where he looks back...
Ah. That was just an angel from heaven.
I wanna go home.
Try not to think so much.
Heh, heh. Yeah, right.
Maybe he has been home, but he can't stand sleeping in your bed without you...