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The Teen Awards, where she went down there.
You're a good guy.
Here you go.
Walking on a dream
- Really? - Yes.
All right, I love you too.
Well, honey, virginity's different for guys.
That Pinner has a hell of a right hook!
- Come on, Coakley, give me a break. - Well, that might be plausible...
- I'll just give you my routing number? - Ha, ha.
No, no, no. Come on. Look, let's out through the B.S. okay?
But there is an oldies bar up on Mineral Spring Avenue.
And my wife's been in an accident, and I need to see if she's okay!
We'll be back next Sunday.
- Shake it, shake it, shake it - Like a tambourine
FRED; Right.
- No disease. - Not gonna cry rape.
You ever heard of a hall pass?
Put her on a pedestal. The biggest one you can find.
Pool of drool When honey bun sleeps
What?
- All right, give me one of those things. - Hee-hee.
I want to, honey. I really do.
- Take care, guys. - Okay.
Come on! What kind of hospital doesn't have a live operator?
I know you feel these are the worst of times
Your wives already RSVP'd.
L-l licky C-K licky Y licky C-K licky Y
Every loser in Vegas thinks they can do better.
Let me tell you something. I wouldn't titty-bang any of you in a snowstorm.
What kind of sick prick jerks off in his front yard?!
But then it gives you a little room to get it up there!
- Well, it wasn't really his choice. - Mm-hm.
I don't believe this. Maggie's having an affair.
Because it would be inappropriate, Paige.
So how were the little monsters tonight?
- ...and just ask the girls to come home. - No!
Please. Please, tell me she's gonna be okay.
how are ya old snell gran gran? oh still wrinkled but alright.
I don't know. I mean, why couldn't we just keep the status quo?
Hmm?
- Next Saturday-- I think that could be tough. - Yeah, we're jammed.
How much does a polar bear weigh?
Ooh, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna need a bath afterwards.
Or maybe the hostess. Someone should definitely jump her bones.
Not.
Now, mother-in-laws. What do they go for on the black market?
That's Mommy.
- Never! Ever! - Hey! Hey!
Watch us reel in the babes. Ha, ha.
Oh! Unbelievable. How does he come up with this stuff, huh?
Come on, come on.
I can't feel my muscles!
You say no to me? No, no, no. Flip it!
Um, you know what? I gotta get going. We have a--
Who's that girl?
What is happening?!
I have commitments.
Long thing Bottom text
Please meet me at my place afterwards to toast the best summer of my life.
Uh .... No, everything's not okay.
Yes, Rick. More tongue.
We gotta get out of here, we're burning daylight.
That lunatic was attacking them before he punched Officer Leska.
Imagine being Coakley, huh?
Hey, you okay? You keep checking your pulse.
- Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You fill out form.
She's a beautiful woman.
Come on in. I'm just mixing up some margaritas.
- Ha, ha. Well, I don't know. I-- - Hey.
Oh, I'm sorry. Ch.
R-O-C-K in the U.S.A.
Why don' t you let your husband have a hall pass and let us know how it turns out?
- Come here. - Anyway.
You can have anyone you want. You know she's not gonna get pregnant.
- What could you do? - Exactly.
What if they end up stalking me?
- Hey. - Hey.
No! I would like to speak to you alone. Alone.
Our girls been going alone.
Relax. Here's how I see it:
Hi
Paige told me where you were staying.
Why don't you go upstairs and slip into something uncomfortable...
Hey Scotty, switch places with this guy
yes beryl brathayleyette? what do you want? i want to do some cangullterolldoorshuttering in coolangatta.
I thought you were down at the Cape.
I think it's our job as women that between the hours of 10 p.m. and 6 a.m...
- Okay. - I turned 21 today.
What are you doing here?
I just wanna see what trouble you got into last night.
No, no! Do me a favor! Irish, switch places with these guys! Okay.
Why?
...whose husband decides he's gonna take a week off?
- Like who? - Well, I was thinking about ....
Hey, Quagmire, you don't wait for the girl to walk past and glance back at her.
Oh, hi, Jeffy. What are you doing, Jeffy? Hi, CatNap. I’m use Cheezborger peeing on bush, CatNap. It’s still longest.
Are you joking? Those guys got hall passes?
For putting you through all this.
You know, I've been wondering if maybe I should give you a hall pass.
We don't have much in common. I can't even talk to her.
Yeah. I went to a party there once.
Fred, come on. We're not the same guys we were 15 years ago when we were single.
Is that why you were crying that night?
- Daddy? - No, absolutely not.
- What are you doing? - Huh?
- Thanks. - Mm-hm.
- So pretty. - Chick. Chick. Chick. Zzz.
- Sorry, we're gonna pick it up. - Ha, ha.
Ouch.
Okay, come on. Bath time. Time to scrub some backs and clean some cracks.
Little help. Leigh?
As always. Just the perfect amount of starch.
Coakley.
Is it real now
Occasionally?
I'm saying, give them a week off from marriage.
- I don't know how I feel about it. - Feel about what?
- So we were wondering if-- - Can I get my 50 bucks back?
- The tall blond, right here. Yeah. - Hmm.
Yeah. I guess.
Hey Irish
Whoo!
I wouldn't have the time
This is an investment, man.
Um, so are you women from Ireland perchance?
This is racial profiling! I wanna speak to a barrister!
So I drink again