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I 'll fall for you, I 'll fall for you I 'll fall for you
- Ha, ha. - The first time you let them out...
And the good things twice.
That's me the summer I got out of college.
It'd be like Hugh Hefner and his girlfriends.
Okay, you better head inside now.
Me to Luke last night
...instead of bringing girls back to your home with the kids' pictures all taped up.
- He's the coach. - Hey. Hi.
- Hmm. - Come on, let's go say hi to Dr. Lucy.
Amazingly, our plan worked.
- Bungee jump. - Oh, I've already done that.
I'll tell you what it is.
...and she left, like, a little pool of drool...
Hey, Clyde. This is my friend ....
Hey. Hey, hey, keep your chin up, okay? No one said this was gonna be easy.
...hump them, Stretch Armstrong, just bibbety-bap them all around.
Okay, but we're not talking about cats here. We are talking about dogs.
...who really wants to be with me...
Why? What's he doing there?
...so that it seems like he couldn't help but notice her ass. it's pathetic.
CockGobblers.com
I know you got a tough job. I can relate.
Hey, hey, put me down for 7500.
- Shake it, shake it, shake it - Like a tambourine
LAUGHS]
You know, maybe he took a trip somewhere.
- I don't know. We weren't planning on-- - Come on. it's gonna be fun.
It's one thing if you wanna look like Admiral Dipshit...
What are you doing? What are you doing?
Yeah, next Saturday afternoon at the new casa.
Yeah.
Feel this.
- You're welcome. - And you think I'm gonna fuck you...
Oh, yeah. Good soundtrack. Pretty good movie.
So we saw you guys sitting up there with those kids. Are you nannies or something?
lol
- What if we hit a massage parlor? - No way. That is giving up.
Ch.
Hmm.
Whatever you want.
Uh, iced coffee, one Splenda, right?
I mean, I quit smoking and--
No, I'll be all right. it's probably just this stupid patch.
Yeah, there she goes.
if I survive, I'll worship the moon
- Oh. Come on. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. - Oh, come on.
- Yeah. - No. We have to get the kids home.
Oh, great. So, what am I supposed to do?
- Not. - Oh, my God.
You had your chance... You blew it!!
Stootfish?
I say we, uh, tie a bow on it and put it to Bed ACHE School of OT
You know, Grace conked out right when we got home...
Great. Let me clean up and you can follow me over.
Oh, great.
- That's a nice moment. - Yeah.
Plus bus fare.
Oh, hey! Betsy Ross! You need a pole for that flag?
It's where I lost my virginity.
It's not the same as when you smoke it.
I was wondering, um ....
Maybe we just say that we did hook up.
- I love you too, Fred. - Oh, God.
Oh, man. Oh.
Look, I'm trying to be honest here. I don't want some gal walking away...
- Oh, no, they were sweet. - Yeah. No, no. Those were cute kids.
I know you and her are hooking up.
No.
...back when he fired the holes in there.
And then I did. It was, like, a long shot.
- Great. - I'll go round up the kids.
Why are you with my wife?
I think you can get into a lot of trouble--
I'm one of those people that wants to try everything once.
I pretended to be asleep.
Licky my sticky
I just felt like...
- ...to make her look like a 10. - What are you talking about? She is a 10.
- Every single bit of this. - Horny old man?
No. He can't. He has two houses closing escrow this week. He has to be in town.
Now, that's my girl.
Yeah. Yeah.
What? it's only 9:15.
Hey Matt, this guy’s willy looks tony Compared to yours
Excuse me.
...and large-mouth vaginae?
Meatbox in heaven
Yeah, I had to go in when I got a bunch of tests done for my life insurance.
You drank when you were in college.
Wow. This is awkward. I feel like I'm at my first junior-high mixer. You know?
What?
LAUGHS]
Okay, now don't even think about putting e tip on there.
And you were my last.
Go in there and take care of that woman. You're lucky to have her.
But why would you even try to have sex with the right Rick? He was mine.
Yeah, I was-- I'm gonna split.
Conversely, if you remove the taboo, you remove the obsession.
I'll pound his potato, you know what I mean?
I never said alone. My boyfriend and his roommates are down there.
Go, go, go!
Look, no offense or anything, but let's face it. You're a lot older than me.
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Pshh.
Let's get the creative juices flowing.
- Yeah. - Heartburn?
- Go, go. Punch it. Punch it. - I'm going.
Hmm. You wanna get a coffee afterwards?
I mean, I know it's kind of hard to understand after ....
So could you?
Yeah. You out celebrating?
I saw it on the 11th tee. That's the last I saw it.
Yeah.
Where was the last place you saw it?
Hey.
It's me. it's Snow Patrol.
She's gonna be a mouth breather for about a week.
Um, I wonder what's keeping Grace.
Yes! Yes, I am. Is she okay?
TRUMP 2020
- Kind of the go-to mensch here in town. - We're okay with insurance.
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I'll die for you, I'll die for you I 'll die for you
...they are so paralyzed with fear they bolt back into the house.
I do that all the time.
She used to play house. You bought her a house.
- What are you doing here? - Wait, wait, wait. Aunt Meg is your mom?
You know, sometimes I wonder if it wouldn't be better if they did cheat.
Because she can't take her eyes off the smokers over there.
it's a great place.
Flanigan’s back in town
If we can't show something positive can come from having a hall pass...
No, no. Do me a favor. Irish, switch places with this guy.