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Look, most married men have very foggy memories of their single days...
Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. She's fine. She just broke her nose.
R-O-C-K IN THE USA, OR WHATEVER THEY SAY
- Um .... - Please.
- Oh, wow, look at this place. - Pretty good, huh?
Yeah. Sure thing, Leigh.
Look, this isn't just about her cock blocking me.
If Maggie and Grace find out that we can't get laid on our own...
- Good. What are they? - Let's be honest.
I know. You were my first.
How do you know those aren't her friends?
One sec.
Mr. Searing? You pick up other day. No more clothes here.
Good night, Paige.
Rick, you can’t even tell me the month that you lost your virginity.
Uh, to who? Because you know what? The last that I checked...
Honey, you and I
And what is this new expression, words hurt?
- Guys, we're in here! - They can't hear you.
It's like a week off from marriage.
- What the fuck is this? - My husband!
you are about to enter the courtroom of judge joosy jew. the people are cakes the rulings are judy the cases are shiendalin. this is judge deewyyu.
Gr some Frankinopoulos monster where he combines his favorite parts of all of them?
Here we go.
To tie back the hands of time
Ed. Britney.
Very disappointing
The deep freeze is over.
- Hey, Rick. - How you doing?
Am I scaring you, asshole?
- How long would you have to make out? - Ten minutes.
- Hey, guys. Hi. - That's why he wears a tie.
Talk to her? Fred, now what do you want, a pen pal or a poon pal?
Where you're looking. It was your air space.
- A what? - A hall pass. A week off from marriage.
Okay, boys, you're on the clock now.
- Fred. - Hello.
- Whoo! - Wow.
They're too needy. Plus, it's usually smart to get married if you're gonna have kids...
When I see a 727 and DC-9 leave 10 min apart in 2022.
When does yours begin?
- Whoo! Mm. - The spirits doth floweth.
- He's coming through the back. - What's up, assholes?
Hey, honey. We better get a move on. We gotta meet up with Fred and Grace soon.
How long do you think you're gonna be?
- They're nice, yeah? - Yep.
- I'm going deep with it. Five grand. - Oh!
He says we took way too much!
- I'll get you signed right up. - Okay.
Wow. You must've really pushed her to get her to this point.
What is taking this dude so long?
Well, I thought you'd like to watch a movie in a minivan.
I think a safe room is a bit over-the-top.
Why are you guys staying at a hotel?
Grim Tales Outcast
- Just everyone at the barbecue. - What?
I just talked with Maggie's dad and he was saying...
...from the show I'm about to put on for you.
I get my weather from that site.
Um, well, seriously, though, thanks for everything.
We're gonna have a belly-flop contest in the pool. You all can be judges.
Brian looks like admiral Dipshit!
What do you squat?
- No. - Heh.
No, I didn't get a fucking shot count.
What are you doing?
You think I give a shit, pudge boy?
No, no, no. You know, I'd prefer no paper trail.
Brent?
Rick and Fred are like a couple of domesticated cats scratching at the door.
No, I'm Rick.
Let's keep the office clean.
- Frankinopoulos. You're Greek, right? - My ex-husband is.
Hey, if you get a chance, please pound Ed's potato for me.
Hi Matt he looks small compared to you!
Dude, where's my golf cart?
You're gonna be okay. Just take a couple breaths.
Mac waking up on the fifth floor after passing out from heat exhaustion., William Boone & Mike waking him up....
- What the hell is this? - Get in here, you're gonna love this.
Oh, silly Daddy got the monitors mixed up.
He thinks I'm 32.
Hey, I guess I'm gonna see you at the housewarming party next weekend.
Well, kind of. You made me drive around town for two hours, remember?
- It's probably jacked up on bricks now. - Gary, you're being paranoid.
I wanted to watch you guys pick up chicks, not talk about dicks.
- On the vagina. - Ooh.
Are you kidding? He wears one of those things...
No! Brent!
- Mommy? - Mm-hm.
You know, we've got the whole week, so ....
All right.
No. No, she hates baseball.
Mike's B'day thought for Marisa Enjoy your day!!!
Hey, be nice.
Oh, hi, Emi. Why are you so mad? I am so mad, Jeffy! Because I change our voice!
For God's sakes, at least take a couple of swings.
...so I'm thinking it could speed up the process.
Hey, what's with the helmet?
. .
Bless you, doctor.
I'll just be a second.
Wow.
You know what I mean.
If you decide to join, tell them Leigh sent you and I'll get two free months.
Oh, wait! Rick, Rick, Rick. Good luck with Mags.
No, no,no.
No. Those are my kids.
...take my girl and then get away with it?
- I feel bad for Ed Jr. - Mm-hm.
So is this guy like your boyfriend or something?
I mean, I thought that was just gonna be a teenage thing, right?
What is this, amateur hour?
...and don't wanna use your tongue, so you use fingers and smack your lips.
CockGobblers.com
Mother?
That's what we should do, then. We should get drunk.
The least she could do is lend a sympathetic ear.
But please, I am begging you...
Go, go, go. Get down.
Hi.
Thank you.
They love sex.
Go on.
Hello?
chicks dig motorcycles. Come on.
Look, you're a great guy, Gerry.
Um, hmm.
I'm giving you a hall pass.
- How about you pay now. - No. Guys ....
But that one game where we had a couple fans in the stands, we played even better.
- Really? - Yeah.
You guys choose them yourself or they come from Corporate?
Well, I have a great wife...
Right. Right.
We're only supposed to eat, like, a quarter of a brownie each!
When I was in college I was right where you are.
Really? Are you--? You okay?
Creep into my head I'm young again
Oh, Leigh, are you gonna grab a brew-ski after your workout?
- it'll take all the fun out of it. - Ha, ha.
And behind that wall, the war room. A 300-square-foot humidor.