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Please don't have a nice ass. Please don't have a nice ass.
- Five grand? - Five grand, baby.
I got some more current ones. Look.
Yeah, senior year.
What do you think? Iceland has the most beautiful women in the world.
Look, we got a long night ahead of us. Why don't we go fuel up?
Shh, keep it down.
I don't want you walking me down the aisle. You cheated on mom!
Give those to Rick. I'm gonna take a cab back to the hotel. Oh.
- Fifty-seven bucks. - What? Are you kidding me? That--
You wanna hear a great idea?
Now, if I have to come out here again, you're done.
No, the young one standing next to you.
Oh, stop it. Listen, I don't deserve this thing.
You could do this with a clear conscience. I'm not trying to sell you on it.
Yeah, you're out of breath, Stephen.
Or something, anything
Look, this is the third time I've had to flag your group, and you're on the 4th hole.
How do I know more about massage than you guys know about massage?
I gotta drop the kids off at a birthday party.
And that bag, man. That's a little big to be bringing into a club.
...not because they have to out of some sense of duty.
Oh, don't worry. You were my last too.
Oh. You're such a good daddy.
And it all adds up to what?
Who gets a minivan when they don't have any kids?
Aah!
My sister, Jenny.
What the hell is he doing?
- Ahem. Uh, hey. - Oh, hey.
- Is that true? - I don't know.
- We've both been bad. - I kissed your babysitter's aunt.
Shhhiiiiid On gawd!
Now?
Just a-- it's a picture.
You're my only.
Wait, I don't get it. What--? Why aren't you buying ticker tape for the parade?
...and a couple of breakfast burritos for the big dog here. That's a good deal.
That's why we had the backup genny installed in Britney's rumpus.
No, I know, I know. I'm trying.
Why don't you see what you can do.
- You never watched a movie in a minivan. - No.
- Where did you get that? - Grandpa's closet!
- Yeah. I'd love to meet the Dalai Lama. - Mm. Sure.
Yes, Jeffy. You’re in punished, June! Oh, hi, Jeffy. How are you doing, Jeffy? And I’m KickinChicken. Hi, KickinChicken. Cheezborger use peeing longest on bush. Okay, Jeffy. Are you still done peeing, Cheezborger?
Hope those clowns weren't bothering you.
This resort sure beats the hell out of the Comfy Nite Inn.
Twenty's old enough to, um--?
- Come on, who's in? - Ehh. Ahh ....
When I saw a 737-200 at Van Nuys
Hi, my name's Meg. Paige's aunt.
And you've been everything in between.
March 25th, 1989.
Hey, hon, it's me again. Just checking in. Hope you and the kids are having fun.
- Freddie. - What?
CLASS ACT
It's my paradise.
No, no, I'm just kind of-- I'm just messing around here.
You know, words really do hurt.
Hey, Anderson...
You need to live it up.
Don’t forget to subscribe. Bye. By the way. That’s all, folks. Bye! (bobby bearhug starts wave whooshing sound effect)
We lost our final game today, but I went yard.
I wanna have a new policy of going out six nights a week without the kids.
- Strike! - Hey, ump! You're missing a hell of a game!
But that doesn't mean that I'm out gawking at every guy I see.
- Oh. Hi, Fred. - Hey, Missy. Oh, here, I got you this.
Great.
Do you recognize who this stud is in the blue shorts right here?
- What is it? - Now block everything out.
That you're still gonna be jerking off after you get married.
Rick song at the end should be to his wife Maggie played by Jenna Fisher. Rick this one’s for you Maggie pay close attention hit it this can’t be the end of everything why don’t we go somewhere only we know somewhere only we know somewhere only we know Maggie OK moving on
Brent, what are you doing here?
- What? - Yeah.
- Hey. - Hi.
No, you can't! Not in this thing.
That's when we're at our most charming.
Don't waste your time, man.
What?
Oh, don't do that. That's--
And it can't Ht your wood
Help!
I can see that.
Tonight's the night we'll make history
Yeah.
Mills, you're fired!
- Is that the marshal? - Should we say something?
Guys like me don't Hire guys like you. Alright??
ls it real now
But what just happened here ....
No, 45 minutes is good.
She's tense, she's hungry.
- Are they chocolatey? - Yeah.
See, this is why the terrorists hate us.
...and he manages to make it home without squeezing one...
I'm not old enough to have kids.
And that's their spot. When they're brand-new they'd sleep right here.
Paige, you're my kids' babysitter. Have a happy birthday.
Define frisky.
- Come on. You gotta go. - No.
Baby, I know
You know, you're so hot I couldn't help myself.
Please. No, not at all. No. it's good to have company.
What are you doing here?
I hope you don't mind me tracking you down.
Some knucklehead hotshot in a convertible Sebring...
Uh-huh. And uh-huh.
Yeah. Uh ....
Jeez, can you imagine, like, the looks that we would get?
Conservative, but that's what I'm going for.
Excuse me? Have you seen my granddaughter?
It was never for him.
Oh, just some brownies...
- I actually didn't order any dessert. - Yeah, I know.
But I know I try
- I didn't know you played yesterday. - Yeah.
She's taking the kids and going up to her parents' beach house till next Sunday.
That's one of those things they don't tell you, huh?
- I love you, Emma. - I love you more.
Take it easy, okay? Relax.
This is really bad timing. I gotta get going.
Are you guys sure Applebee's is the best place To meet hot, horny women?
I feel like donkey-kicking everyone in this bar. This is unbelievable.
yes myerkerozone minterette? what do you want? i want to submarge the soubrrenterettes in subaiesureaco.
She'll make me take her shopping...
You guys got a hall pass.
Let's go get a beer
- I like to think so, though. Ha, ha. - You would like to think it was true.
Because that woman is my life!
Okay. You know what? I'll say it.
- No, no, no. They just wanna watch. - Yeah. Watch what?
Yeah, my cousin got me and my aunt on the VIP list.
Yeah. I know that.
Oh, my God.
- Five 3s. - Let me ask you something.
Are you telling us you let Charlie sleep with another woman?
Gentlemen, look what I got here.
- Ahh, I don't know. - Come on. You've gotta have a number.