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Good. 'Cause I don't like problems.
Shit!
I'm just taking a walk.
You can be anyone you want.
I mean, Colonel, you're ex-Mafia, for Christ's sake.
Well, hopefully, you won't have to.
It's time to see what evil dick feels like.
No, Todd.
Poor thing.
Well when you get a kid of your own one day, you'll understand.
You must relax. Everything is going as planned.
Where you going with those bags, man?
while we vacate in Paris.
You should be out there in the real world.
What's the problem? Grass in the field, play ball, right?
What's wrong with you, boy?
When the cops can no longer, protect and serve,
That was my first kiss.
Well, listen up. I want you in school,
Woah, you don't think that's just a little bit incredibly racist?
It's pretty fucking great!
Come on. The best way to tighten up a tummy is the varsity dance team.
Why? You're smart, you're beautiful, you're funny.
Dave! I'm so sorry.
You promised me.
Why? So you'd look like someone else?
This is your life. You got to live it.
Superheroes can't exist in the real world for a reason.
Holy shit. What are you doing?
What is it?
Mommy?
searching the web for unsolved crimes?
In a weird way, I kinda liked it. It gave me a sense of purpose.
Yo, Kick-Ass!
No, they're my sidekicks, they can listen to what we have to...
You're gonna need a bigger jar.
Just like my daddy loved me. And I know it hurts.
I used to eat punks like this for breakfast.
I know that you wouldn't go on a date if your life depended on it.
Hey, you sure you wanna give all your mom's things away?
Oh, really, that's weird, because Principal Emhoff called me yesterday.
That's why I don't wear a mask.
I'm gonna vom.
Well, I became Battle Guy after my parents were
- I'm sorry, Dave. - Mindy, wait, wait.
And Barbara's daughter, Brooke, is really nice.
- Oh, my God, that is so adorbs. - Maybe, she's a dyke.
Can't you just sneak out? After Marcus goes to sleep?
Because I already know.
An inebriated college girl deserves to make it home safe at night.
- Brooke? - This, is to celebrate you.
She closed the door!
Mindy!
I don't know, man, but he has got some elephant-sized balls.
What are you doing on Lou's phone, huh?
Come on. Come on!
Who the hell are you?
Suddenly we represented everything that was wrong with society.
Pretty cool, huh? This is how the beer gets delivered.
Shut up and just get on the ground!
And that's why he made me promise I'd never stop defending this city.
No, no, no. Except that it's not, okay?
My Destiny.
A word of advice: I wouldn't open with that.
Now listen to me. It's okay to have a bit of fun.
It's because the real world, needs real heroes.
Yeah, well, I've done more in my 15 years than most adults have in their lifetime.
It's over.
Really isn't what I do, I usually just call the cops.
Pull over, pukeface.
Justice, Forever...
- What did you think? - I think you almost got me killed!
Holy shit!
Dude, she's dead! Don't talk about her tits!
- What do you think? - I think it does the job.
Justice Forever!
I am trying to raise you to be a, a normal boy.
Mindy Macready.
You wanna beat people up for me?
Helps that my dad is a really good lawyer.
Don't be.
Do I have to do everything myself? Just fix it.
Cops are coming.
I'm leaving New York, Dave.
Who's Stan Lee?
And we are gonna get our riot on! That's what it means to be evil.
When Mindy left,