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- Your shark, something's wrong. - I think it's the wrong kind of water.
Doctor, good job. Battle Guy...
Don't just say fine, and then shoot me in the chest. 'Cause it's not cool.
What's that supposed to mean?
Get him!
People want, to fuck Scarlett Johansson.
Celebrate?
Hi, Detective Williams! This must be Mindy.
- What? - Battle Guy? Care to update your resume?
Miss Napier's crazy, dad. She tried to teach her dog Spanish.
Well we better start walking in pairs.
A bazooka is not an accident, you delusional bitch.
I'm a superhero. That's who I am.
Mindy, what's going on? Are you okay?
That's amazing!
There's a girl on the roof!
- Are you alright? - I'm cool.
Dave, your father loved you.
Todd, wait!
Who?
- At least as an alternate. - You did that for me?
we just got out on parole.
It's just high school. Who gives a shit.
We would love to help you track down this Chris D'Amico d-bag, but,
Get that car over here.
Dave, I'm sorry.
Alright, you ready?
Shit. Javier, thank you.
You're the strongest person I've ever met. You can do anything.
that's when I finally understood where my life was going.
But she was too busy trying not be a superhero.
Fuck with the queen bee and, you're gonna get stung.
Are you okay?
Posted the address. You think they'll show?
A fire? What is your problem?
Staci folk kick ass 2
Stop peeking man, you're gonna ruin it.
I'd rather be waterboarded than listen to Justin Bieber.
Shit!
Mindy, are you on the phone?
But I can't keep being someone I'm not. When I see evil, I have to stop it.
I know it's not much, but this is just the beginning.
So what should I do? Cut their tongues out?
- I'm so stupid. - Hey, hey...
First big mission is tonight. And it's not community service.
Damn!
The cool kids saw something special in you, and,
She couldn't stop feeling alone.
My superpower, is that I'm rich as shit.
When you're dead, it's done! There's no sequel.
Dave, you've been sneaking out at night?
- What the fuck was that? - I know, right? I'm soaked.
Go.
Thank you for that. I needed it.
You're uncle Ralph's not gonna be happy about this, Chris.
I'm fine.
They're supposed to lie at the bottom of the tank.
And you better tell people The Motherfucker was here!
But we were gonna go get high on bath salts at Logan's house.
- Okay, well now you can stop. - No. Now I'm even more worried.
Cross my heart.
Who's that, Sal? She one of the whores on your team?
Did you guys see The Motherfucker's Twitter page?
- Yeah? - Yeah, they all kinda seem, derivative?
Dropped like a bitch!
No, I don't, I don't know what you're talking about.
You can't just quit, this is who you are.
What am I supposed to talk to them about?
You're done banging superheroes, baby!
Marcus dropped her off everyday.
All right, see you around, guys.
Language!
My dad's been arrested. They think he's Kick-Ass. Can you talk to Marcus?
Just leave me alone.
Time to die, asshole.
- Kick-Ass, Night Bitch. - On it!
But I didn't care. We're having too much fun.
It's my own fault.
But if I had, I kinda believed it would've felt a lot like this.