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Goddamn!
- Nothing? - Yeah, Todd, nothing.
an ad thing, you see. But that's why I love this stuff.
- Oh, she's super-bitchy, I likes! - What's the big deal, anyway?
Now!
Sex tape.
Do you hate me for not helping?
I'm probably the richest kid in New York City.
Ass
You're wrong, Dave. My Daddy was the first real superhero.
Team meeting tomorrow! I'll e-mail you the address.
Why, he won't arrest you. You've just saved the city.
Alright. Sorry. No offense.
Even with my damaged nerve endings, it hurt like hell.
- What am I supposed to do with these? - Put them on, and, uh, go fishing.
- Okay. - Let's leave the masks on.
- Scales, like red, white and blue. - Ist's awesome!
Stay frosty, team.
Hell yeah!
Fine.
Kick-Ass? You?
Mindy!
Go! Go, go, go!
Hey, where's the rest of the team?
You're just starting high school.
- It can levitate any object up to a ton. - For real?
I'm not really that tired.
The Motherfucker's tweeted that the Colonel was just the beginning.
And now I was stuck on mine.
Biiiitch
- Oh my God! You'd totally make captain. - So much better than Brooke's.
After Mindy quit, I decided to stop hitting
Police, open up!
Great, um, Simon.
Yeah, me too. I've never even been in a fight.
- Over here! - Dave!
I'm not, either.
You know, buddy, it's perfectly normal
I'm not a total idiot.
And your boy really knows his stuff.
And you're Hit-Girl!
Get on the floor too, Gandalf, or I will bust a cap in your ass!
Is this what you've been up to while I'm out
Bullshit.
Real people are gonna die tonight. My Daddy was prepared for anything.
Dave Lizewski is the mask.
- Hey. - Hi.
- Brick. - Alright.
I was looking for drugs. I was worried about you.
Battle Guy, how much did they have on the table?
ME WHEN MY BROTHER DOESN'T LIKE HIS JOB
Chill.
My best friends Todd and Marty have no clue
You think you can kill me, with little needle?
My little brother, he's only a kid. He's just a college kid.
- Javier should have told you. - No, it doesn't matter.
Pedophile freak!
Because that's where keg parties are usually are, right?
dressing up and fighting people? There is blood on these stick-things.
Yes! Anybody else who wanna be a supervillain?
Your new names little bitch Hahahahaha
This has nothing to do with you being Hit-Girl?
Don't go!
- You ready to go again? - Absolutely not.
I'm not like you.
She's still up there!
Motherfucker!
Mindy. What the hell?
Nicely done, sweetheart.
That's for Night Bitch.
Welcome to Justice Forever.
Long as your heart is in the right place, we don't care what you put in your mouth.
Don't fight it.
I inspired all those people to get off their asses.
Act like a bitch, get slapped like a bitch.
No escape.
Okay.
- Uncle Ralph, they record these things. - It's fine. The warden's a pal.
The only problem? I was dying of boredom.
Come on, guard up! Left, right.
Because you might break your hand, then you're defenseless.
Just get out of town for a while. Go to college or something.
The toxic megacunts hi The toxic megacunts hi
That's enough from you boys.
What is she, a superhero or a softcore porno?
What's the matter, girl? Do you hear something?
I know who I am, I know why I'm here.
Leave it to Mother Russia. She makes ten times what we do.
I know that making dance team doesn't make you stop being who you are.
Anybody seen Night Bitch?
That's terrible, guys. I'm really sorry.